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Prosaic_Paul

35 M Croydon, UK

My Details

Last Online
Aug 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Administration
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I've got about two months to find a girlfriend and to move in with her before I have to move back with my mother in New Addington.

That is why I am here.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working in Battersea, living in Croydon. Just coasting along; bumming, I suppose.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Playing the guitar - I do a really good rendition of The Bends and My Iron Lung by Radiohead; I can both sing and play Stretch out and Wait by The Smiths as well as a handful of other tunes by them, such as These Things Take Time and That Joke isn't Funny Anymore. I do a really good version of The Wild Ones by Suede and Crying Lightening by the Arctic Monkeys.
I'm good with Excel and I can touch type.
The first things people usually notice about me
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How young I look for my age
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Book - Lots of shorts stories, anthologies, that sort of thing.
Movies - I watched Jesus of Montreal, recently, having picked it up at a second shop. The last film on my LoveFilm list was Sunset Bulevard from the 1950s. It was really good. I like to come onto Match.com for film ideas. If someone's listed some really good recent films, you can be sure the ones I've not heard of will be good, too.
Shows - watching that French thing at the moment.
Music - I've really been scraping the barrel, recently, with my music ideas. Still listening to Leonard Cohen and Neil Young. Recently bought an anthology of Edith Piath songs in Bromley. I think it was £6 for 40 songs! Bargain, and a lot of them are fantastic.
Food - I go back time and time again to my 2002 edition of Delias' One Is Fun book - its fantastic.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My guitar, my stereo, my earplugs, my bicycle, my MP3 player
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What to do at the weekend
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The News Quiz on Radio Four, followed a little later on by Gardeners' World and a trip to the off licence
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Email me and find out!

No not really, I once recorded babestation daytime.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You're not too good looking, but not terribly fat either and you're interested in meeting up for dinner or a drink.