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29 / M / Straight / Single
New York, NY
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Sometimes I make love to the camera. But only after at least two yards of margaritas (1.83 meters).
Sometimes I wear shirts with Mr. T on them; I call them "Mr. T-shirts".
Sometimes I get interviewed by the BBC because I do cool shit like selling condoms on the street.
Sometimes I go on "mud runs". Like American Gladiators if The Eliminator™ were a 5K. This one benefited the Special Olympics. And harmed my self-esteem in the process.
Sometimes I eat scorpions. Often I drink tequila. This time there was a scorpion IN the tequila!
Sometimes I wear shirts with Muppets on them.
Sometimes I hang out with beer art. If you can recognize this bar, be my new best friend please? kthanxbai.
Sometimes my hair is longer.
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