You're awesome. Or cute. Or hot. Or any two of the above.
But not all three, I don't think I could handle that.
You know how to pronounce Seuss, utopia, or Smithwick's.
U-God is your favorite member of the Wu-Tang Clan.
You'd like to learn a lot of surprising facts about Dolph
You think "Uploaded with the OkCupid iPhone app!" is not a good
Also, not essential, but very helpful if your profile does not
feature you describing yourself as "fun", "laid-back",
"easy-going", "sarcastic", etc. Really, how could you say you're
sarcastic and then not say anything sarcastic? Not even facetious?
Show, hun, don't tell.