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Proseasaurus

30 M New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 30
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), French (Okay), Japanese (Poorly), Italian (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Equal parts Zack Morris, Jimmy McNulty, and Michael Bluth.

A man whose idea of a romantic nightspot and an impenetrable fortress are the same thing.

I'm on "indefinite hiatus" from a PhD AND law school. That's right, ladies, I'm a two-fer!

Freelance writer, etc. You've maybe put your eyeballs on my words, a lot of them are on the internet.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Not going to Machu Picchu, the Taj Mahal, or the Pyramids of Giza. So, I'm different than every other person on this site!

Other than that, I'm eating bacon-egg-and-cheeses...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Rock, Paper, Scissors.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've never asked anybody, and I've never had the opportunity to experience meeting myself myself. It sounds like a pretty dick move to ask someone whom I just met what they first noticed about me, especially since the only use of such information would be for filling out online dating profiles.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
Favorite titles: The Brothers Karamazov, Catch-22, Silmarillion, Hagakure, The Lorax, Lonesome Dove, Infinite Jest, Things Fall Apart
Favorite authors: Dostoevsky, Kafka, Tolkien, Twain, Orwell, James Baldwin, John Hodgman, David Foster Wallace

Movies: Heat, Princess Bride, Once Upon a Time in the West, 12 Angry Men, Ghost Dog, High Noon, Tombstone, Billy Madison, Last of the Mohicans, Braveheart, La Haine, Seven Samurai, Trading Places, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, True Romance, The Jerk, The Fifth Element

Shows: Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Arrested Development, The Wire, Archer, Twin Peaks, Mr. Show, Gargoyles, How It's Made, Modern Marvels, Law & Order (original only!)

Music: 50s Blues, 70s Rock, and 90s Hip Hop. MF Doom, The Doors, Most things Def Jux, Traffic, Jimi Hendrix, The Roots, El-P, Nirvana, Paul Butterfield, Temptations, Cannibal Ox, Bob Dylan, Johnny Cash, Aesop Rock, Neil Young, Mos Def, Leonard Cohen, Nas, GangStarr, Blackstar, Beatles, Weezer, Green Day, RJD2, Sade, James Brown, etc forever...

I'm good at going to see friends' bands play live. Even if I don't like the genre. Or if they're just friends of friends. And yes, I will buy your EP...

Food: Delicious kinds. I like trying new things (including species!) and I get pretty ambitious with my spice rack.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Guinness.
-Curiosity.
-Peanut butter.
-Music.
-Chocolate milk.
-The direct object of transitive verbs.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why 30-40% of women have mustache profile pictures. It's not funny, cute, or original.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Bars, friends, parties, eating street food, movies, working, TV...
It gets pretty tiring. Sometimes it takes me all the way into a typical Sunday mid-afternoon to cram it all in.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Reading people say "If I told you, then it wouldn't be private anymore!" is about the most boring thing in the world. I cry on the inside everytime.

That said, I don't believe in the color orange.
Or germs.
Or Australia.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're awesome. Or cute. Or hot. Or any two of the above.
But not all three, I don't think I could handle that.

U-God is your favorite member of the Wu-Tang Clan.

You'd like to learn a lot of surprising facts about Dolph Lundgren.

You think "Uploaded with the OkCupid iPhone app!" is not a good photo caption.

Also, not essential, but very helpful if your profile does not feature you describing yourself as "fun", "laid-back", "easy-going", "sarcastic", etc. Really, how could you say you're sarcastic and then not say anything sarcastic? Not even facetious? Show, hun, don't tell.