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ProteanDude

30 / M / Gay / Single

Portland, Maine

His Details

Last Online
Apr 11
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of college/university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Shape-shifter.
What I’m doing with my life
I write. I'm almost always in the middle of a project which may or may not be finished. I've written plays, short stories, and a novel, as well as a great deal of poetry. A few of my plays have been produced. I also make experimental music on the side under the name 'carnassial,' mostly using Ableton and found-sounds. I read - a lot, and I'm really good at trivia.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
BOOKS:
A Void (Perec)
House of Leaves (Danielewski)
Everything Ravaged, Everything Burned (Wells Tower)
The Mysteries of Harris Burdick (van Allsburg)
The Crying of Lot 49 (Pynchon)
The Gormenghast Trilogy (Peake)
Justine (Durrell)
The Magus (Fowles)
The New York Trilogy (Auster)
anything by Raymond Chandler
anything by John Banville
anything by Jorge Luis Borges
anything by Stephen King
anything by David Mitchell
anything by Russell Banks
anything by Ray Bradbury
(I have a Goodreads profile, if you'd like more. Ask.)

MOVIES:
3-Iron
Rubber
Gerry
Mulholland Dr.
Magnolia
2012
Down by Law
Murder on the Orient Express
Casablanca
Hour of the Wolf
Dead Man
Straw Dogs (Peckinpah)
Poltergeist
Twister
The Social Network

MUSIC:
godspeed you! black emperor
Tim Hecker
Bon Iver
Grimes
Brian Eno
Stars of the Lid
Joanna Newsom
Shearwater
Spoon
Ratatat
The Budos Band
Animal Collective
Tom Waits
Tycho
http://www.last.fm/user/mr_johnfury

FOOD:
the spicier, the better. I like pretty out-there cuisine. If you're going to turn your nose up at spicy octopus or stick with a California roll at a sushi restaurant, we're probably not going to get along too well.

TV:
Cheers
The West Wing
24
American Horror Story
Downton Abbey
The Good Wife
Game of Thrones
Frasier
Archer
Parks & Recreation
Breaking Bad
Planet Earth
The Walking Dead
The Borgias
(quite a bit more. I watch a lot of TV.)
The six things I could never do without
1. Juice. I'm a dipsomaniac and can never have enough of anything to drink. This includes water and alcohol, though the latter sometimes gets me into trouble.
2. Glasses. I'm not blind without them, but I like to see what's headed my way. That, and I have never been able to put contact lenses in my eyes.
3. Candles. I recently discovered that this alternate source of light is both calming and essential.
4. Hot sauce. Self-explanatory, I hope.
5. My phone. Over the years, I've become rather attached to it. Not too proud of this, but it is true.
6. My backpack. It is rare you will see me without a backpack on.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The end of the world.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either at the bar or at home, reading a book/watching TV.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating