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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 25–43
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Jun 16, 2013
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Other, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Seeing Someone
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has cats
English, German (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Mainly interested in networking.
After constantly being contacted by sheepish robots and game players with no individuality I'm forced to post this disclaimer.
Desperate sheeple keep it moving.
If we have less than a 30% match what are you doing on my page? Grow some balls and integrity and adhere to TRULY important personal principles at the very least other than jesus and the flag . If you are not interested in the "alternative" lifestyle including (shibari-kinbaku, bdsm, etc.) don't waste my time.
If you define yourself by your job, your gpa, and/or your exit my page now. If you're in doubt whether or not you fit this category then you DO. Not only are we not "in the same boat", you are not even in the same ocean.
Move it along ya mainstream, vanilla, BORING, hacks.
Life in the slow lane suits you NOT me.
This is a new amendment: I've got a huge network as is so honestly I'm just here to piss off you fucking dumb cunts on ok cupid. From what i've seen/heard I'm doing a great job.
Fuck you deformed mind fuckers.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Distilling it into a fine emerald liquid and then funneling it through several beaker tubes to create a direct path into the centripetally constructed helix spiral repulsine which will then induce an anamoly in temperature drop to 4 degrees centigrade. This will in turn create the implosion based impansion needed for zero point vertical lift at any rate of speed desired including and in excess of the speed of light for traversing distances hundreds of light years away as well as enabling trans-dimensional mobility.
Obviously I love all things sci-fi and fringe science.
In other words none of your business. I only share that knowledge with those who prove they're not psychotic and so should you.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Art, music, anarchy... your garden variety... the anarchy that is, not the art nor music.
You can't touch this.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My charming wit.

Did that seem sarcastic?

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Perhaps I'll tell you one day. To many to list here.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This site... oh this site.
But seriously no.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Quantum mechanics; The Schwarzchild radius for one, Viktor Schauberger, Tesla, Leedskalnin, zero point energies, shamanism, ritual, Thule Tachyonators, Einstein's parallel dimensions, Zionist Illuminatists, sheep mentality, Aquarian age paradigm shifts, and the like.
Have you the faintest?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Moving rumps on the dancefloor with powerful ELF vibrations. That means I'm a dj.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
No thing.
You should message me if
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You HATE ok cupid and similar sites.