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27 Epping, Australia Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 26–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
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Straight, Sapiosexual
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
More than $1,000,000
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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First thing you would notice is that I'm tall, have dimples and wear glasses. Then I'd either make you laugh so hard you wet yourself or shoot whatever you were drinking out your nose. I'm a consummate gentleman with a cheeky wit and a no bullcrap kinda guy. I'm a pro at opening jars, catching spiders and reaching the top shelf too.

I'm laid back, I think freely, I make jokes. I enjoy outdoor adventures like hiking, mountain biking and kyaking. Im a decent athlete but balance this out by being a huge geek. Love comics and collecting stuff. Video games, being creative and tv marathons are my chill time and I meditate by shooting hoops at the local basketball half court and love being lazy when I can be. Pizza is the food of kings, ice cream of the gods. Animals are awesome, hope to one day own a farm for wayward puppies.... Ever been mobbed by puppies, its a nightmare!... An awesome nightmare.

I find culture and people fascinating, so people watching is an enjoyable past time.... People do some weird stuff. I appreciate creativity and art, knowledge is power and everyone has a good story to tell. There is nothing sexier than an intellectual and deep conversation with an intelligent, funny woman.

Studying History and Art, then a masters in education.

I wonder if the ideal woman still exists, one that is a beautiful person inside and out, intelligent with a goofy sense of humour, can be a dork and classy, the kind of girl who likes sports just as much as being a nerd. Open to new experiences and ideas. Importantly honest, selfless and loyal. Big fan of tall women, but personality always wins out.

Message me if you enjoy real conversation and laughing until you pee. Tell me what your last random thought was.

If you want to know more, keep reading...
What I’m doing with my life
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Returned to Uni in 2014 studying History, Archaeology and Visual/Creative Art. Eventually Becoming a Teacher. So thats my life until im like 30.

Work in events being paid to watch sport.

I administrate a Geek interest social club for my university, providing a place for wayward students to geek the fuck out.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
In general a lot of things, a "Jack of all trades type" I guess.
I have the ability to workout at the gym without the need to admire myself in a mirror.
Intimidating bullies.
Eating very large meals... should go pro.
Being a smart ass.
Podcast Radio Host, was quite the talent!
Art stuff. Painting/drawing/model building.
Writing. Letters/poems/articles.
Making people laugh without trying... seriously its a problem.
I have an enormous capacity for random trivia... Did you know ducks have huge barbed corkscrew penises?
Fixing things without instructions.
Hanging out with elderly people, seriously they are awesome.
Inline skating and downhill mountain biking and most sports.
Shooting firearms.
Video Games, a true vocation of the modern man.
Vocal impressions and impersonations...singing too.
Boring people to death with highly interesting facts about all kinds of things when at a Museum... Unless of course you like that, in which case marry me.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The consensus is that...

I'm tall.

I have dimples.

That I exhibit Monty Python/Robin Williams/Jim Carey levels of silliness and eccentricity frequently when I'm nervous.

Also randoms calling me Clark Kent A LOT... dunno why.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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BOOKS: My favourite novel would have to be the Hobbit.
Love comics and graphic novels. Favourite writer would have to be Garth Ennis; Preacher and The Boys are pure genius. Slowly working my way through Y: The Last Man. Favourite mag is national geographic, always have a new copy on me when i travel. Star Wars novels. War biographies. Honestly I have WAY too many books, but I love them all. Mostly Graphic Novels and History books. I love to read and will devour anything of interest.

TV: If its on cable TV in the states I probably watch it... so the usual anything by HBO, AMC, FX etc. Top Gear will always be at the top, not a car guy but its genuis. I love Documentaries on everything and anything! David Attenborough has taught me more about the world and the mating habits of penguins than I could ever need... awesome animated comedy like South Park, Bob's Burgers, Futurama etc. and boxsets of stargate and other scifi. If it can be marathoned, chuck on a onesie, get some pizza and park your ass down.

MOVIES: Big movie buff and I'll watch anything. but love a good comedy,monster, sci fi, fantasy, superhero or documentary film. Have great affection for old school Historical and war films. I also enjoy subtitles and I find horror movies funny rather than scary... im a little twisted. The LoTR extended trilogy would be my all time favourite to marathon. Star Wars gives me the warm fuzzies.

MUSIC: Very eclectic taste, I like most stuff and greatly depending on my intoxication at the time I'll even dance. Favourites are Classic Rock, Punk and Metal. I'm no music hipster snob and cannot tell you the names of band members or when their album was released, I just like their sound man!... I'm a huge Elvis fan, I will state that. If i like you, I may sing to you... No promises, my shower gets jealous.

I'll generally eat anything and love trying new restaurants and food. My favourites are Thai and Italian. My favourite I can't be fucked cooking meal is a toasted banana sandwich followed a close second by its other toasted partner, the melted cheese and Vegemite.

I am a big Gamer too, just throwing it out there. But it wont take precedence over going out and enjoying life. If you are a gamer/geek/nerd again, marry me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Glasses... Im blind as fuck.
Ice Cream... Food of the gods.
Podcasts... Drowns out the noise and the silence.
Internet... Its an addiction for knowledge and funny animals.
A Dog... Unconditional love, yes please.
Comedy... Laughter cures everything, even AIDS.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Unfortunately my brain rarely switches off, everything and anything fascinates me.

How lucky these guys are:

Ladies ^this^ is romance to a guy. Learn how to win the heart of a man and he will adore the fuck out of you. Guys like it too, flowers just dont have the same affect on us.

- i find i wander off and start getting philosophical with my own thoughts often.
- Why I want to eat a cloud.
- high fiving a grizzly bear.
- high fiving an elephant.
- Ecology of the world.
- Sex... common admit it, you do too.
- Different philosophies and religion and how they are evolving the future of mankind.
- History and the lessons is teaches.
- Could I breed a 3 headed Dog like Cerberus.
- The meaning of life.
- have you ever taken the time to just sit and observe other people and think about what their life has been like?... Then make up voices and pretend its a sitcom?
- What the hell goes on in someone else's mind... especially a woman's.
- Just completely random crap... I like to expand my grey matter with a variety of different things.

* How I'd rather rub my eyes with crushed glass than read another boring series of simple minded nothing 'about you' profiles or one word/sentence messages.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If not working, with mates drinking or gaming with mates and a few drinks or eating pizza and ice cream alone marathoning a TV show... As you can see I am desperate for a woman to save me from this 😏

Feel free to occupy me with more options :P
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Baby animals, especially puppies, will turn me into a gooey giggling mess upon contact... You now know my only weakness, so when I eventually turn evil and try to take over the world you have a super weapon at your disposal.
You should message me if
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You are genuine, down to earth and have a great sense of humour.

You're a Star Wars fan.

Interested in women my around my age and older, making genuine meaningful connections and enjoying life's simple pleasures as they come. If a relationships comes about, awesome.