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ProtheanARC

26 Epping, Australia Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:28pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
More than $1,000,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
First thing you would notice is that I'm tall, have dimples and wear glasses. Then I'd either make you laugh so hard you wet yourself or shoot whatever you were drinking out your nose. I'm a consummate gentleman with a cheeky wit and a no bullsh*t kinda guy... I'm a pro at opening jars, catching spiders and reaching the top shelf. Im laid back, I think openly and deeply, I make both crude and dad jokes, I make weird observations about life and I enjoy discovering new things.

Besides that I like to notice the smaller things in life and learn everything I can. I find culture and people fascinating, so people watching is an enjoyable past time.... People do some weird stuff. Im a free thinker and enjoy a good conversation on literally anything. I appreciate Art and creativity, knowledge is power and everyone has a good story to tell. Love to nerd/geek out just as much as I love to do damage on the sports field. I cannot be defined, but I can be studied... you just have to pay my for my time, Brownies are acceptable currency.

Im an honest guy who is not into playing games with people, only interested in people who are genuine and want to connect with someone they may find equally as much of an enigma.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Returned to Uni in 2014 studying History, Archaeology and Visual/Creative Art. Eventually Becoming a Teacher. So thats my life until im like 30.

Volunteered at a dog shelter for over a year PT and would enjoy go overseas traveling and doing more with other animals along the way.

Im sure there will be plenty of other stuff to do, but honestly I dont look that far ahead by prefer to live in the moment.

Good or bad, everything is just an experience.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
In general a lot of things, a "Jack of all trades type" I guess.
I have the ability to workout at the gym without the need to admire myself in a mirror.
Eating very large meals... should go pro.
Being a smart ass.
Podcast Radio Host, was quite the talent!
Art stuff. Painting/drawing/model building.
Writing. Letters/poems/articles.
Making people laugh without trying... seriously its a problem.
I have an enormous capacity for random trivia... Did you know ducks have huge barbed corkscrew penises?
Fixing things without instructions.
Hanging out with elderly people, seriously they are awesome.
Inline skating and downhill mountain biking and most sports.
Shooting firearms.
Video Games, a true vocation of the modern man.
Vocal impressions and impersonations...singing too.
CATCHING SPIDERS!!!
Boring people to death with highly interesting facts about all kinds of things when at a Museum... Unless of course you like that, in which case marry me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The consensus is that...

I'm tall.

I have dimples.

That I exhibit Monty Python/Robin Williams/Jim Carey levels of silliness and eccentricity frequently when I'm nervous.

Also randoms calling me Clark Kent a lot lately... so there is that. I guess I look like Superman after a 6 month ice cream binge.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
BOOKS: My favourite novel would have to be the Hobbit.
Love comics and graphic novels. Favourite writer would have to be Garth Ennis; Preacher and The Boys are pure genius. Slowly working my way through Y: The Last Man. Favourite mag is national geographic, always have a new copy on me when i travel. Star Wars novels. War biographies. Honestly I have WAY too many books, but I love them all. Mostly Graphic Novels and History books. I love to read and will devour anything of interest.

TV: If its on cable TV in the states I probably watch it... so the usual anything by HBO, AMC, FX etc. Top Gear will always be at the top, not a car guy but its genuis. I love Documentaries on everything and anything! David Attenborough has taught me more about the world and the mating habits of penguins than I could ever need... awesome animated comedy like South Park, Bob's Burgers, Futurama etc. and boxsets of stargate and other scifi. If it can be marathoned, chuck on a onesie, get some pizza and park your ass down.

MOVIES: Big movie buff and I'll watch anything. but love a good comedy,monster, sci fi, fantasy, superhero or documentary film. Have great affection for old school Historical and war films. I also enjoy subtitles and I find horror movies funny rather than scary... im a little twisted. The LoTR extended trilogy would be my all time favourite to marathon. Star Wars gives me the warm fuzzies.

MUSIC: Very eclectic taste, I like most stuff and greatly depending on my intoxication at the time I'll even dance. Favourites are Classic Rock, Punk and Metal. I'm no music hipster snob and cannot tell you the names of band members or when their album was released, I just like their sound man!... I'm a huge Elvis fan, I will state that. If i like you, I may sing to you... No promises, my shower gets jealous.

FOOD:
I'll generally eat anything and love trying new restaurants and food. My favourites are Thai and Italian. My favourite I can't be fucked cooking meal is a toasted banana sandwich followed a close second by its other toasted partner, the melted cheese and Vegemite.

I am a big Gamer too, just throwing it out there. But it wont take precedence over going out and enjoying life. If you are a gamer/geek/nerd again, marry me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Glasses... Im blind as fuck.
Ice Cream... Food of the gods.
Podcasts... Drowns out the noise and the silence.
Internet... Its an addiction for knowledge and funny animals.
A Dog... Unconditional love, yes please.
Comedy... Laughter cures everything, even AIDS.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Unfortunately my brain rarely switches off, everything and anything fascinates me.

How lucky these guys are:

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Ladies ^this^ is romance to a guy. Learn how to win the heart of a man and he will adore the fuck out of you. Guys like it too, flowers just dont have the same affect on us.

- i find i wander off and start getting philosophical with my own thoughts often.
- Why I want to eat a cloud.
- high fiving a grizzly bear.
- high fiving an elephant.
- Ecology of the world.
- Sex... common admit it, you do too.
- Different philosophies and religion and how they are evolving the future of mankind.
- History and the lessons is teaches.
- Could I breed a 3 headed Dog like Cerberus.
- The meaning of life.
- have you ever taken the time to just sit and observe other people and think about what their life has been like?... Then make up voices and pretend its a sitcom?
- What the hell goes on in someone else's mind... especially a woman's.
- Just completely random crap... I like to expand my grey matter with a variety of different things.

* How I'd rather rub my eyes with crushed glass than read another boring series of simple minded nothing 'about you' profiles or one word/sentence messages from women that don't put in any effort... I get it, you're attractive, but is there a personality in there somewhere??
Genuine guys hate that by the way, stimulate the brain and the rest will follow. Bore the fuck out of us and yours looks wont make up for it *
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
During the footy season working... getting paid to watch sport.

Feel free to take up my Fridays nights!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Baby animals, especially puppies, will turn me into a gooey giggling mess upon contact... You now know my only weakness, so when I eventually turn evil and try to take over the world you have a super weapon at your disposal.
You should message me if
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Im over my casual dating days and as weird as it may sound coming from a guy my age, I want a relationship. An awesome woman I can go on adventures with, make laugh constantly, have long conversations that go sll night and be proud to romance the hell out of.

Honestly really if you like Pizza, have a great sense of humour, are down to earth a little nedry and female then say hello :)