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26 M Melbourne, Australia

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  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last Online
Today – 8:34pm
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Entertainment / Media
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Indonesian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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First thing you would notice is that I'm tall, have dimples and wear glasses. Then I'd either make you laugh so hard you wet yourself or shoot whatever you were drinking out your nose. I'm a consummate gentleman with a cheeky wit and a no bullsh*t kinda guy. I'm a pro at opening jars, catching spiders and reaching the top shelf too, I also bang my head a lot due to my height condition which has resulted in some brain damage. Ive been called a sarcastic smart ass with an attitude problem more times than I can count, which is hard to keep track of as Ive only learned to count to 26 (I learn a new number ever year on my birthday when a new candle gets added to the cake). When I get really mad I tend to direct it at my cat in the form of pun based insults because she cant answer back, well at least until she decides to rip my arm to shreds and causes me to sneeze uncontrollably during spring... bitch.

Besides that I like to notice the smaller things in life and learn everything I can. I find culture and people fascinating, so people watching is an enjoyable past time.... People do some weird stuff.

I value honesty and loyalty highly, family and friends are important as well as being selfless and helping others.

Otherwise im a daredevil always up for an adventure or an intense conversation that would shatter the fragile minds of those annoying stupid types.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
2013 was a wake up call to guide me to what I really want to do. I went back to university to study history, art and education. I was actually headed for a promising military career before I got sick and missed my bus, one day I look into it again and return with a degree and be more powerful than they couldve possibly imagined...

Plan to do some traveling next year overseas starting with the UK and then riding a motorcycle around europe visiting the battlesites my grandfather fought at during WW2 as a commando. Im a military buff, so there is reasoning to the madness.

I love animals and want to do some humanitarian work overseas also. I spent over a year volunteering at a dog shelter and would be cool to take it to the next level, perhaps elephants in south east Asia.

Good or bad, everything is just an experience.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
In general a lot of things, a "Jack of all trades type" I guess.
I have the ability to workout at the gym without the need to admire myself in a mirror.
Eating very large meals... should go pro.
Being a smartarse.
Podcast Radio Host, was quite the talent!
Art stuff. Painting/drawing/model building.
Writing. Letters/poems/articles.
Making people laugh without trying.
I have an enormous capacity for random trivia... Did you know ducks have huge barbed corkscrew penisis?
Fixing things without instructions.
Hanging out with elderly people, seriously they are awesome. Love stories.
Inline skating and downhill mountain biking and most sports.
Shooting firearms.
Video Games, a true vocation of the modern man.
Vocal impressions and impersonations...singing too.
Boring people to death with highly interesting facts about all kinds of things when at a Museum... Unless of course you like that, in which case marry me.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The consensus is that...

I'm tall.

I have dimples.

That I exhibit Monty Python/Robin Williams/Jim Carey levels of silliness and eccentricity frequently when I'm nervous.

Also randoms on the street have been calling me Clark Kent a lot lately... so there is that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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BOOKS: My favourite novel would have to be the Hobbit.
Love comics and graphic novels. Favourite writer would have to be Garth Ennis; Preacher and The Boys are pure genius. Slowly working my way through Y: The Last Man. Favourite mag is national geographic, always have a new copy on me when i travel. Honestly I have WAY too many books, but I love them all. Mostly Graphic Novels and History books. I love to read and will devour anything of interest.

TV: Current favourites are Hannibal, Masters of Sex, Orphan Black, Fargo and Shameless. Top Gear will always be at the top. I love Documentaries on everything and anything! David Attenborough has taught me more about the world and the mating habits of penguins than I could ever need... Also the usual awesome cable shows from the likes of showtime, AMC, HBO etc... like game of thrones, walking dead,, breaking bad... awesome animated comedy like South Park, Bob's Burgers, Futurama etc.

MOVIES: Big movie buff and I'll watch anything. but love a good comedy,monster, sci fi, fantasy, superhero or documentary film. Have great affection for old school Historical and war films. I also enjoy subtitles and I find horror movies funny rather than scary... im a little twisted. The LoTR extended trilogy would be my all time favourite to marathon. Star Wars gives me the warm fuzzies.

MUSIC: Very eclectic taste, I like most stuff and greatly depending on my intoxication at the time I'll even dance. Favourites are Classic Rock, Punk and Metal. I'm no music hipster snob and cannot tell you the names of band members or when their album was released, I just like their sound man!... I'm a huge Elvis fan, I will state that. If i like you, I may sing to you... No promises, my shower gets jealous.

I'll generally eat anything and love trying new restaurants and food. My favourites are Thai and Italian. My favourite I can't be fucked cooking meal is a toasted banana sandwich followed a close second by its other toasted partner, the melted cheese and Vegemite.

I am a big Gamer too, just throwing it out there.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Glasses... Im blind as fuck.
Ice Cream... Food of the gods.
Podcasts... Drowns out the noise.
Internet... Its an addiction for knowledge.
A Dog... Unconditional love, yes please.
Comedy... Laughter cures everything.

sex... because sex is sex.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Unfortunately my brain rarely switches off, everything and anything fascinates me.

How lucky these guys are:

Ladies ^this^ is romance to a guy. Learn how to win the heart of a man and he will adore the fuck out of you. Guys like it too, flowers just dont have the same affect on us.

- i find i wander off and start getting philosophical with my own thoughts often.
- Why I want to eat a cloud.
- high fiving a grizzly bear.
- high fiving an elephant.
- Ecology of the world.
- Sex
- Different philosophies and religion and how they are evolving the future of mankind.
- History and the lessons is teaches.
- Could I breed a 3 headed Dog like Cerberus.
- The meaning of life.
- have you ever taken the time to just sit and observe other people and think about what their life has been like?... Then make up voices and pretend its a sitcom?
- What the hell goes on in someone else's mind... especially a woman's.
- Just completely random crap... I like to expand my grey matter with a variety of different things.

* How I'd rather rub my eyes with crushed glass than read another boring series of simple minded nothing 'about you' profiles or one word/sentence messages from women that don't put in any effort... Genuine guys hate that by the way *
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
During the footy season working...
Otherwise drinking with mates,playing video games or watching TV shows all while eating absurd amounts of ice cream.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Baby animals, especially puppies, will turn me into a gooey giggling mess upon contact... You now know my only weakness, so when I eventually turn evil and try to take over the world you have a super weapon at your disposal.
You should message me if
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If you are intelligent, funny, down to earth. Looking to make some meaningful connections, have some fun and go from there.

I will always make an effort reply to every message in kind; for example, if you make an effort to write me a letter, I will write you one too.