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27 Epping, Australia Man


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  • Ages 19–50
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Last online
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6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Entertainment / Media
More than $1,000,000
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I'm a genuine gentleman with a cheeky wit and a no bullcrap kinda guy. I'm a pro at opening jars, catching spiders and reaching the top shelf too. Im both the stoic wise philosopher and wise cracking clown. I have sarcastic and silly sense of humour so always trying to make people laugh. Competitive athlete and laid back gamer, a geek and a jock fighting for control of the same body... Im just one giant mess it seems :P

Im currently a Student, learning me some knowledge and stuff... One day I'll teach kids how to think history is cool and how to express their inner demons through art. (History and Visual Art)

Love animals and especially dogs, I was raised by wolves and can talk Dog fluently, so will befriend your pooch immediately and it will like me better in the end, sorry in advance. Spent a year volunteering at shelter PT in the hopes a Cerberus would turn up and I could adopt it, but that dream never came true... lets hope gene splicing becomes a reality soon.

I like being outdoors and being active, but have been working hard on my chubby "Dad body" since that became what women want now. If you can bake I shall overlook many things. Love sports and a big AFL (Richmond) and Soccer (Victory) fan. Also like skating and other thing too. I go to the gym to stay healthy, but its not a bloody hobby, you are boring if thats is all you do Im afraid.

I like being creative, whether its in the zone canvas painting or pulling things apart to create something new, its fun. Be nice to me and I may paint your portrait.
What I’m doing with my life
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Returned to Uni in 2014 studying History, Archaeology and Visual/Creative Art. Eventually Becoming a Teacher.

Really want to go overseas and do some off the beaten path traveling. Also volunteering would be amazing, whether that's with animals or on an Archaeological dig site. Complete my bucket list of high fiving various animals.

Work PT in events being paid to watch sport.

Working on my chubby "Dad body"... Cause apparently women decided that was hot over night.

I really am not thinking all that far ahead to be honest.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
In general a lot of things, a "Jack of all trades type" I guess.
Intimidating bullies.
Eating very large meals... should go pro.
Being a smart ass.
Podcast Radio Host, was quite the talent!
Art stuff. Painting/drawing/model building.
Writing. Letters/poems/articles.
Making people laugh without trying... seriously its a problem.
I have an enormous capacity for random trivia... Did you know ducks have huge barbed corkscrew penises?
Fixing things without instructions.
Hanging out with elderly people, seriously they are awesome.
Inline skating and downhill mountain biking and most sports.
Shooting firearms.
Video Games, a true vocation of the modern man.
Vocal impressions and impersonations...singing too.
Boring people to death with highly interesting facts about all kinds of things when at a Museum... Unless of course you like that, in which case marry me.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The consensus is that...

I'm tall.

I have dimples.

That I exhibit Monty Python/Robin Williams levels of silliness and eccentricity frequently when I'm nervous... otherwise I actually quite a stoic and calm guy.

Also randoms calling me Clark Kent A LOT... maybe because I am neither a bird nor a plane.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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BOOKS: My favourite novel would have to be the Hobbit.
Love comics and graphic novels. Favourite writer would have to be Garth Ennis; Preacher and The Boys. Favourite mag is national geographic, always have a new copy on me when i travel. Star Wars novels. War biographies. Honestly I have WAY too many books, but I love them all. Mostly Graphic Novels and History books. I love to read and will devour anything of interest.

TV: Netflix! Currently watching Misfits and it become my new favourite british show.If its on cable TV in the states I probably watched it... so the usual anything by HBO, AMC, FX etc. love marathoning shows like Stargate, Supernatural or American Horror Story. Top Gear will always be at the top, not a car guy but its genius. I love Documentaries on everything and anything! David Attenborough has taught me more about the world and the mating habits of penguins than I could ever need... awesome animated comedy like South Park, Bob's Burgers, Futurama etc. and boxsets of stargate and other scifi. If it can be marathoned, chuck on a onesie, get some pizza and park your ass down.

The Lord of the Rings extended trilogy would be my all time favourite to marathon. Star Wars gives me the warm fuzzies.... Im caught between them!
Big movie buff and I'll watch anything. but love a good comedy,monster, sci fi, fantasy, superhero or documentary film. Have great affection for old school Historical and war films. I also enjoy subtitles and I find horror movies funny rather than scary... im a little twisted.

MUSIC: Very eclectic taste, I like most stuff and greatly depending on my intoxication at the time I'll even dance. Favourites are Classic Rock, Grunge, Punk and Metal. I'm no music hipster snob and cannot tell you the names of band members or when their album was released, I just like their sound man!... I'm a huge Elvis fan, I will state that. If i like you, I may sing to you... No promises, my shower gets jealous.

I'll generally eat anything and love trying new restaurants and food. My favourites are Thai and Italian. My favourite I can't be fucked cooking meal is a toasted banana sandwich followed a close second by its other toasted partner, the melted cheese and Vegemite.

I am a big Gamer too, just throwing it out there. But it wont take precedence over going out and enjoying life. If you are a gamer/geek/nerd again, marry me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Glasses... Im blind as fuck.
Ice Cream... Food of the gods.
Podcasts... Drowns out the noise and the silence.
Internet... Its an addiction for knowledge and funny animals.
A Dog... Unconditional love, yes please.
Comedy... Laughter cures everything, even AIDS.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Unfortunately my brain rarely switches off, everything and anything fascinates me.

How lucky these guys are:
Ladies ^this^ is romance to a guy. Learn how to win the heart of a man and he will adore the fuck out of you. Guys like it too, flowers just dont have the same affect on us.

How online dating sucks for normal men. I have had the EXACT same experience as this guy and I've been doing it for years.

- i find i wander off and start getting philosophical with my own thoughts often.
- Why I want to eat a cloud.
- high fiving a grizzly bear.
- high fiving an elephant.
- Ecology of the world.
- How much I face palm when I see stupid SJW bullshit and how insane feminism has become. Reason and logic gets thrown out the window for blind fanaticism.
- Polyamorous relationships.
- Sex... common admit it, you do too.
- Different philosophies and religion and how they are evolving the future of mankind.
- History and the lessons is teaches.
- How batshit insane and scary modern Feminism is.
- How people who consider the GYM to be a "hobby" must be very boring people with few if any interests.
- Could I breed a 3 headed Dog like Cerberus.
- The meaning of life.
- have you ever taken the time to just sit and observe other people and think about what their life has been like?... Then make up voices and pretend its a sitcom?
- What the hell goes on in someone else's mind... especially a woman's.
- Just completely random crap... I like to expand my grey matter with a variety of different things.

* How I'd rather rub my eyes with crushed glass than read another boring series of simple minded nothing 'about you' profiles or one word/sentence messages.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If not working, with mates drinking or gaming with mates and a few drinks or eating pizza and ice cream alone marathoning a TV show with a few drinks... As you can see I am desperate for a woman to save me from this 😏

Feel free to occupy me with more options :P
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Baby animals, especially puppies, will turn me from a Man into a gooey giggling mess upon contact... You now know my only weakness, so when I eventually turn evil and try to take over the world you have a super weapon at your disposal.
You should message me if
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Do not message me if you are super religious, a crazy feminist, a activist vegan, a boring gym junkie or have a serious mental disorder.

If you are cool, funny and chill, then say hello :)