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ProtocarnPlant

24 M Melbourne, Australia

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:13am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Human. 24 years old. No obvious deficiencies.
What I’m doing with my life
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Being collected by people who collect people.

Spending as much time as possible with people who are more amazing than should be possible.

Experimenting with my brain chemistry - I'm quite fond of stimulants and nootropics, but also because my current brain isn't all that great to me. Feel free to ask me for recommendations.

Being polyamorous - it's like normal relationships, except everybody tries really hard to turn off the jealousy centres of their brain, so you can have great relationships with more than one person at a time. Feel free to ask me how this could possibly work.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing, socialising, empathising, communicating, talking, discussing.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Short hair, glasses, nice shirt, heavily involved in a conversation.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Thomas Schelling's Strategy of Conflict, hard science fiction, Game of Thrones, Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality (hpmor.com), Worm (parahumans.wordpress.com/2011/06/11/1-1).

The Princess Bride, Watchmen, recently I saw both Frozen and 'her' and really liked both of them.

I think I'm obligated to like The Wire but I haven't watched more than the first half a season. I really deeply enjoyed Breaking Bad. I liked Game of Thrones but that might be because of Natalie Dormer and Rose Leslie. Generation Kill. Huh, everything here is HBO or AMC.

I like Kanye West. Completely unironically.

I eat meat and heavily processed grains.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
* Really good headphones
* Extremely interesting ideas
* A large amount of leisure time spent on the computer
* Chemical stimulants
* Intelligent, intense conversation
* Internet connectivity (I feel like a lot of people put this down as a joke. I am deadly serious.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How the hell is it that I can be more creative and funny in the explanations of OKC questions than here, where I have effectively free reign to make whatever jokes I want?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Most of the time, hanging out with a group of really awesome friends, having awesome but hard to follow conversations.

One group in particular has been described as the "shouting friendship group in the center of the world", and I love them to death.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have major depressive disorder :(
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
* I messaged you.

* You want to start a conversation and can't think of any way to do it. People seem to be averse to starting conversations on here with "hey", which is silly. If you want to say something and you can't think of a suitably funny or impressive opener, just say "hey", that's totally cool with me.

* I have something here that surprises or confuses you.

(My name is Scott, by the way)