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25 Melbourne, Australia Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Human. 25 years old. No obvious deficiencies.
What I’m doing with my life
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Being collected by people who collect people.

Spending as much time as possible with people who are more amazing than should be possible.

Experimenting with my brain chemistry - I'm quite fond of stimulants and nootropics, but also because my current brain isn't all that great to me. Feel free to ask me for recommendations.

Being polyamorous - it's like normal relationships, except everybody tries really hard to turn off the jealousy centres of their brain, so you can have great relationships with more than one person at a time. Feel free to ask me how this could possibly work.

During 2015 I will be undergoing a tremendous upheaval of almost every part of my politics. If Thomas Sowell or Karen Straughan are familiar names: I could use a trail guide. (Go on, sate your curiosity, ask me what I'm talking about.)
I’m really good at
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Writing, socialising, empathising, communicating, talking, discussing.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Short hair, glasses, nice shirt, heavily involved in a conversation.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Thomas Schelling's Strategy of Conflict, hard science fiction, Game of Thrones, Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality (, Worm (

The Princess Bride, Watchmen, recently I saw both Frozen and 'her' and really liked both of them.

I think I'm obligated to like The Wire but I haven't watched more than the first half a season. I really deeply enjoyed Breaking Bad. I liked Game of Thrones but that might be because of Natalie Dormer and Rose Leslie. Generation Kill. Huh, everything here is HBO or AMC.

I like Kanye West. Completely unironically.

I eat meat and heavily processed grains.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
* Really good headphones
* Extremely interesting ideas
* A large amount of leisure time spent on the computer
* Chemical stimulants
* Intelligent, intense conversation
* Internet connectivity (I feel like a lot of people put this down as a joke. I am deadly serious.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How the hell is it that I can be more creative and funny in the explanations of OKC questions than here, where I have effectively free reign to make whatever jokes I want?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Most of the time, hanging out with a group of really awesome friends, having awesome but hard to follow conversations.

One group in particular has been described as the "shouting friendship group in the center of the world", and I love them to death.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have major depressive disorder (under control) and ADHD (partially under control), so I will read your OkC message to me, write a draft, decide to come back to it later, and then completely fucking forget that you/OkCupid exist for whole days.
You should message me if
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You want to talk. Since there's a population of men on OKC who carpet-bomb message everyone, the option of me messaging you first doesn't exist. The way I operate this profile is basically to make it honest and interesting, then wait for Princess Charming to come along. If you want to talk, even if we both liked each other, you're gonna have to message me first.

I don't face a deluge of messages, so I will probably respond to you. If I've liked your profile, it's very likely I'll respond to you. Still hesitant? Rejection's a bitch; include the word 'London' in your message and I 100% guarantee that I will respond no what.

edit: no need to make it the topic of the conversation though! I picked London because I couldn't imagine ever having anything to say about it; if I'd known *everyone* would use it as a conversation starter, I would have instead suggested the phrase "my deepest, most secretive and embarrassing kink is: ". Which will also 100% guarantee a response, now that I think about it.

My name is Scott.