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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 15
White, Other
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Other, and laughing about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Less than $20,000
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm Shane. That's usually the most important thing to establish first, a name. I live over in Macon. I don't exactly lead the most exciting of lives, but I'm fairly content with the chill.

I'm pretty excitable. I'm wildly passionate about things that are only really important to me. I'm very open to change, but also indecisive. I have a tendency to get stuck on one thing for significantly longer than is necessary. I live for drunk karaoke.

I'm looking for another male with which to spend intimate, possibly romantic moments with. I like guys who are taller than me, but I'm open to short guys, too. I dig facial scruff. Funny guys get bonus points. I'm not super into guys who aren't old enough to buy me a drink, and also not really digging guys who are old enough to have been my father.

ESFP, if anyone cares.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm working, trying to enjoy life, and trying not to spend myself into a hole.

I'm also about to begin learning how to play the ukulele.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm a fairly decent singer. I'm super fucking awesome at procrastinating.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
A lot of people I know notice my facial hair first. Then it's that my hair is never flat, and there are always random parts sticking up.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite book: The Best of H.P. Lovecraft: Tales of Horror & The Macabre
Favorite Movie: Kill Bill Vol. 1
Favorite Show: Supernatural
Favorite Musician: Jay Brannan
Favorite Food: Cream Cheese
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. ???
2. ???
3. Profit
4. Sleep
5. The kindness of strangers
6. Background music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How much I do not like planes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably at work.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've got junk in my trunk.
(no, literally, the truck of my car is a mess)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to talk, or if you're funny. As noted above, funny guys get extra points.

Also, don't be shy about messaging me. Chances are, I do want to talk to you.

Holy cow, guys, I'm super glad your junk works, but please don't open a conversation with it. Maybe save that for later, alright?