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23 Macon, MO Man


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 26
White, Other
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm Shane. I'm a smart ass. That's probably the number one thing you should know about me. Almost everything that comes out of my mouth in normal conversation is a smart ass remark about something. Almost all of my friendships are based entirely upon insult-based humor, so it's not uncommon for me to say absolutely horrible things to people I'm very close friends with. In person, I look like a Poor Man's Ezra Miller. I change my hair drastically every few months, either in color or length, so if you don't like the way I look now, give it a month or two.

I'm generally fairly jovial. However, I am admittedly kind of high-strung, so if it's fairly easy to get on my nerves, but I almost never get mad at people. That's an incredibly waste of energy.

I work in an IT Support center right now, and I really enjoy it. My workplace is fantastic, and I make about enough to support myself, so long as I don't do any superfluous spending. Which I always do. I live in an apartment about a block away from where I work. All in all, life is fairly good right now.

ESFP, if anyone cares.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm working, trying to enjoy life, and trying not to spend myself into a hole.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm a fairly decent singer. I'm super fucking awesome at procrastinating.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not sure. I'm not other people, and I've never asked, so I don't really have a frame of reference.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite book: The Best of H.P. Lovecraft: Tales of Horror & The Macabre
Favorite Movie: Kill Bill Vol. 1
Favorite Show: Supernatural
Favorite Musician: Jay Brannan
Favorite Food: Cream Cheese
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. ???
2. ???
3. Profit
4. Sleep
5. The kindness of strangers
6. Background music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How much I do not like planes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Up too late singing so loudly my Mormon neighbors start banging on my walls.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've got junk in my trunk.
(no, literally, the truck of my car is a mess)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you can provide a decent conversation. If we get three messages in and it dies, because all you can say is "hey whats up", then I'm not going to bother trying to keep the ball rolling. Or if you can make me laugh. Funny guys get extra points.

Also, don't be shy about messaging me. Chances are, I do want to talk to you.

Sweet fucking dead gods, stop messaging me about how you're naked and horny. I'm really glad your...junk works correctly, and it's great that you're comfortable enough to sit around totally naked, but dudes, seriously. Stop.