ProxyOne
24 Keytesville, MO
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My self-summary
I'm Shane. That's usually the most important thing to establish first, a name. I recently moved back home for a bit, as I'm saving up to move to Columbia. I don't exactly lead the most exciting of lives, but I'm fairly content with the chill.

I'm pretty excitable. I'm wildly passionate about things that are only really important to me. I'm very open to change, but also indecisive. I have a tendency to get stuck on one thing for significantly longer than is necessary. I live for drunk karaoke.

I'm looking for another male with which to spend intimate, possibly romantic moments with. I like guys who are taller than me, but I'm open to short guys, too. I dig facial scruff. Funny guys get bonus points. I'm not super into guys who aren't old enough to buy me a drink, and also not really digging guys who are old enough to have been my father.

ESFP, if anyone cares.
What I’m doing with my life
Mostly just trying to get myself out there right now, meet new people and make new connections.
I’m really good at
I'm a fairly decent singer. I'm super fucking awesome at procrastinating.
The first things people usually notice about me
The first thing people usually notice about my is that I'm very extroverted. I can talk to almost anyone very comfortably. Physically, it's usually my hair, which never does what I want it to do.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite book: The Best of H.P. Lovecraft: Tales of Horror & The Macabre
Favorite Movie: Kill Bill Vol. 1
Favorite Show: Steven Universe
Favorite Musician: Jay Brannan
Favorite Food: Cream Cheese
The six things I could never do without
1. ???
2. ???
3. Profit
4. Sleep
5. The kindness of strangers
6. Background music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How much I do not like planes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually at home, playing Final Fantasy XIV, or Fallout 3.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've got junk in my trunk.
(no, literally, the truck of my car is a mess)
You should message me if
You want to talk, or if you're funny. As noted above, funny guys get extra points.

Also, don't be shy about messaging me. Chances are, I do want to talk to you.

*IMPORTANT NOTE*
Holy cow, guys, I'm super glad your junk works, but please don't open a conversation with it. Maybe save that for later, alright?
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