I DO NOT smoke weed. (I dont care if you do.)
I've been having quite a few couples hit me up. NO.
They're NOT gauges.
I am also not a breeder. I have a strong dislike towards the pint sized, snot filled, chaos reeking flesh bags called children.
I'm into art. It's a hobby thing I do. I laugh at shitty jokes and puns, mostly my own. I'm in love with body modification. Educate yourself, before you destroy your body. Crazy bunny lady to be. I HAVE MANY BUNS. Jones Sodas caps, and Halls wrappers are my motivation. My pizza slices get dissected, as if I were a mad scientist. I will also be an asshole for any reason. Just prepare your anus.
I am polyamorous. And I am seeing someone.
"I know, gentle reader, that you will find this hard to believe; but I am not universally beloved in this City. Yes, it's true, some women do spontaneously orgasm in my presence, and my rampant field of luminous masculinity does make strong men weep and wet themselves. But some are immune to my charms." - Spider Jerusalem
But for the time being, I am living in a polyamorous household with a ton of pets. 2 cats, 11 rabbits, 1 bird, and 1 snake.
If I have a septum ring in people stop me, gawk, and then ask, (a rather stupid question) "Did that hurt?"
Naw. Felt like fucking peaches.
Food: Sushi. Spaghetti. Pizza. I'm pretty game to try new things. But those are my favorites.
Music: Placebo. Combichrist. Dan Le Sac v.s. Scroobius Pip. Blue October. Bjork. Angelspit. Emilie Autumn. Celldweller. Mindless Self Indulgence. Sopor Aeternus & The Ensemble Of Shadows. The Dave Mathews Band. Einstürzende Neubauten. IAMX. Maximum the Hormone.
Shows: The Venture Bros. Doctor Who. Firefly. Archer. Rick and Morty. House. Bones. Fringe. Black Books. Fullmetal Alchemist. Fairy Tail. D-Gray Man. Star Trek. (The original.)
Books: Geek Love by Katherine Dunn. I've been reading a bunch of comics and manga lately. Hellboy makes me swoon. Really digging on Warren Ellis. Alan Moore is pretty bad ass too. I also do love me some Harry Potter.
The backs of bottles when taking a shit.
I came up with some clever word play the other day. Eunuchcorn.
(remember shitty puns and jokes.)
YOU CANT IGNORE MY GIRTH.
I dont like this question.
I bitch a lot.
I'm not that much of an asshole.
- Rod Stewart.
NOTICE ME SENPAI.