I DO NOT smoke weed. (I dont care if you do.)
I've been having quite a few couples hit me up. NO.
They're NOT gauges.
I am also not a breeder. I have a strong dislike towards the pint sized, snot filled, chaos reeking flesh bags called children.
I'm into art. It's a hobby thing I do. I laugh at shitty jokes and puns, mostly my own. I'm in love with body modification. Educate yourself, before you destroy your body. Crazy bunny lady to be. I have two rabbits. A male dwarf named Icarus (he's derptastic) and a female English Spot named Oreo (she's a fatty and steals my cookies, even if they're in my mouth). Jones Sodas caps, and Halls wrappers are my motivation. My pizza slices get dissected, as if I were a mad scientist. I am possibly one of the most open minded people to meet. I do not judge those unless they judge me. But I will gladly be an asshole for any reason I see fit.
To add on from annoyance. I am pansexual. Not bisexual. Pan. Fucking. Sexual. Notbi. Dafuq okc? Why wont you just let it happen?
I am polyamorous. And I am seeing someone.
"I know, gentle reader, that you will find this hard to believe; but I am not universally beloved in this City. Yes, it's true, some women do spontaneously orgasm in my presence, and my rampant field of luminous masculinity does make strong men weep and wet themselves. But some are immune to my charms." - Spider Jerusalem