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Pseud-oh

22 Colorado Springs, CO Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–50
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Nov 25
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I will NOT fuck you.
I DO NOT smoke weed. (I dont care if you do.)
I've been having quite a few couples hit me up. NO.
They're NOT gauges.
I am also not a breeder. I have a strong dislike towards the pint sized, snot filled, chaos reeking flesh bags called children.

INTP REPRESENT.
I'm into art. It's a hobby thing I do. I laugh at shitty jokes and puns, mostly my own. I'm in love with body modification. Educate yourself, before you destroy your body. Crazy bunny lady to be. I have two rabbits. A male dwarf named Icarus (he's derptastic) and a female English Spot named Oreo (she's a fatty and steals my cookies, even if they're in my mouth). Jones Sodas caps, and Halls wrappers are my motivation. My pizza slices get dissected, as if I were a mad scientist. I am possibly one of the most open minded people to meet. I do not judge those unless they judge me. But I will gladly be an asshole for any reason I see fit.
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To add on from annoyance. I am pansexual. Not bisexual. Pan. Fucking. Sexual. Notbi. Dafuq okc? Why wont you just let it happen?
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I am polyamorous. And I am seeing someone.
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"I know, gentle reader, that you will find this hard to believe; but I am not universally beloved in this City. Yes, it's true, some women do spontaneously orgasm in my presence, and my rampant field of luminous masculinity does make strong men weep and wet themselves. But some are immune to my charms." - Spider Jerusalem
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I was saving up to go to make a move to Washington state. But instead I moved to a larger town in the same state. I still eventually want to make my way to Washington.
But for the time being, I am happy living in a polyamorous household with a ton of pets. 3 cats, 2 rabbits, 1 bird, and 1 snake. If you'd like, you can include the two beehives we have in the back yard.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
DOIN YER MAM.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If I am wearing a tank top (or some clothing exposing my shoulders) people stop me and gawk at my Merrick tattoo.
If I have a septum ring in people stop me, gawk, and then ask, (a rather stupid question) "Did that hurt?"
Naw. Felt like fucking peaches.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: Donnie Darko. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Modify. The Fifth Element. REPO! The Genetic Opera. Freddy Got Fingered. Sick: The Life and Death of Bob Flanagan, Supermasochist. Beetlejuice.

Food: Sushi. Spaghetti. I'm pretty game to try new things. But those are my favorites.

Music: Placebo. Combichrist. Dan Le Sac v.s. Scroobius Pip. Blue October. Bjork. Angelspit. Emilie Autumn. Celldweller. Mindless Self Indulgence. Sopor Aeternus & The Ensemble Of Shadows. The Dave Mathews Band. Amanda Palmer. Einstürzende Neubauten. IAMX.

Shows: The Venture Bros. Doctor Who. Firefly. Archer. House. Bones. Fringe. Black Books. Fullmetal Alchemist. Fairy Tail. D-Gray Man. My Little Pony Friendship is Magic. (Yes. I am that faggot.) Star Trek. (The original.)

Books: Geek Love by Katherine Dunn. Neil Gaiman (I've met him once). I've been reading a bunch of comics and manga lately. Really digging on Warren Ellis. Alan Moore is pretty bad ass too. I also do love me some Harry Potter.

This doesnt count under books, but I love reading articles off of CRACKED.com. And nope stories off of /x/.
CREEEEEEEEEEPPPPPYYYY PAAAAAASSSSSSSTTTTAAAAAAA <3
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Do you gut your partner like a fish with your dick?
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I came up with some clever word play the other day. Eunuchcorn.
(remember shitty puns and jokes.)
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YOU CANT IGNORE MY GIRTH.
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I dont like this question.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Death, and what the hell I'm going to do with my life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Refer back to, "I'm really good at."
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I don't trust anyone.
I bitch a lot.
I'm not that much of an asshole.
You should message me if
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YOU WANT MY BODY AND YOU THINK IM SEXY COME ON SUGAR LET ME KNOW.
- Rod Stewart.
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NOTICE ME SENPAI.