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My self-summary
I will NOT fuck you.
I DO NOT smoke weed. (I dont care if you do.)
I've been having quite a few couples hit me up. NO.
They're NOT gauges.
I am also not a breeder. I have a strong dislike towards the pint sized, snot filled, chaos reeking flesh bags called children.

I'm into art. It's a hobby thing I do. I laugh at shitty jokes and puns, mostly my own. I'm in love with body modification. Educate yourself, before you destroy your body. Crazy bunny lady to be. I HAVE MANY BUNS. Jones Sodas caps, and Halls wrappers are my motivation. My pizza slices get dissected, as if I were a mad scientist. I will also be an asshole for any reason. Just prepare your anus.
I am polyamorous. And I am seeing someone.
"I know, gentle reader, that you will find this hard to believe; but I am not universally beloved in this City. Yes, it's true, some women do spontaneously orgasm in my presence, and my rampant field of luminous masculinity does make strong men weep and wet themselves. But some are immune to my charms." - Spider Jerusalem

What I’m doing with my life
I was saving up to go to make a move to Washington state. But instead I moved to a larger town in the same state. I still eventually want to make my way to Washington.
But for the time being, I am living in a polyamorous household with a ton of pets. 2 cats, 11 rabbits, 1 bird, and 1 snake.
I’m really good at
The first things people usually notice about me
THAT MY FUCKING EYEBROWS MATCH MY FUCKING HAIR. I have blown so many minds with this. If I am wearing a tank top (or some clothing exposing my shoulders) people stop me and gawk at my Merrick tattoo.
If I have a septum ring in people stop me, gawk, and then ask, (a rather stupid question) "Did that hurt?"
Naw. Felt like fucking peaches.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Donnie Darko. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Modify. The Fifth Element. REPO! The Genetic Opera. Freddy Got Fingered. Sick: The Life and Death of Bob Flanagan, Supermasochist. Beetlejuice.

Food: Sushi. Spaghetti. Pizza. I'm pretty game to try new things. But those are my favorites.

Music: Placebo. Combichrist. Dan Le Sac v.s. Scroobius Pip. Blue October. Bjork. Angelspit. Emilie Autumn. Celldweller. Mindless Self Indulgence. Sopor Aeternus & The Ensemble Of Shadows. The Dave Mathews Band. Einstürzende Neubauten. IAMX. Maximum the Hormone.

Shows: The Venture Bros. Doctor Who. Firefly. Archer. Rick and Morty. House. Bones. Fringe. Black Books. Fullmetal Alchemist. Fairy Tail. D-Gray Man. Star Trek. (The original.)

Books: Geek Love by Katherine Dunn. I've been reading a bunch of comics and manga lately. Hellboy makes me swoon. Really digging on Warren Ellis. Alan Moore is pretty bad ass too. I also do love me some Harry Potter.

The backs of bottles when taking a shit.
The six things I could never do without
Do you gut your partner like a fish with your dick?
I came up with some clever word play the other day. Eunuchcorn.
(remember shitty puns and jokes.)
I dont like this question.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Death, and what the hell I'm going to do with my life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Refer back to, "I'm really good at."
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
That I don't trust anyone.
I bitch a lot.
I'm not that much of an asshole.
You should message me if
- Rod Stewart.