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PsychoPuffin

31 M Exeter, UK

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jul 31
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 6″ (1.67m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Chinese (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Greetings and salutations. My name is Jack. I'm a perfectly normal human male, who enjoys doing perfectly normal everyday things.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I used to wish to take over the world. But then, after decades of observing humanity, I have gave up on that quest. I now mainly focus on doing mad science, such as cloning bits of myself, and shoving it into mutant flies.
Update: that self-cloning project was complete (mwahahaha!). Unfortunately, the result was negative. My protein did not localize properly :( .
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a pundit, and unleashing my inner pungeon master, making people facepalm.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I would be thrilled if you could enlighten me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
a) His Dark Materials series, Ender's series, Harry Potter series, Catcher in the Rye, Gulliver's Travels.
b) Any of the Monty Python movies. The Count of Monte Cristo. Amile. The Professional. V for Vendetta. The Matrix. Terminator 2. The Great Mouse Detective. The Cat Returns. Finding Nemo. The Incredibles. The Rock. 28 Days Later. Hot Fuzz. The original Star Wars Trillogy. Princess Bride. The Nightmare Before Christmas. Kill Bill 2. Hero. The Last Samurai.
c) Anything atonal. Anything with lots of key changes and time changes. Prefer minor keys over major keys. Prefer black keys over white keys. Generally prefer fast tempo over slow tempo, but there are exceptions.
d) Mmmmm, monosodium glutamate!!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Like most mammals, I cannot live without any one of the following: oxygen, dihydrogen monoxide, C6H12O6, vitamins, amino acids, and certain minerals.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How the hell am I going to finish my thesis on time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Alive, and doing something exciting. Or alive, and wishing to do something exciting.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I WILL break into song and dance in public, if there is good music playing.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
There's no if. Just do it. I dare you.