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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Jun 30
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5' 3" (1.60m)
Atheism and it’s important
Doesn’t want kids
Has cats
English (Fluently), Japanese (Somewhat), Korean (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I am a kinky/poly/genderqueer guy, with a lot of interests and a lot of passion for life. If it's new and exciting, I'll probably try it at least once.

I consider myself to be a fairly adept conversationalist. I am somewhat of a joker. If you don't think I'm hilarious, that's okay, because I do. I am a jack of all trades, master of some. I can relate to almost anyone I meet on at least one level. My hobbies are extremely varied including martial arts, music, art, computers, football, video games and an array of other peculiar things.

I have an odd sense of humor, that I realize isn't for everyone. However, if you enjoy pretending to be a penguin, declaring a secret war on your local grocer, or even your occasional joke about killer bees invading Missouri, you may just find me as funny as I do.

I am adventurous, sarcastic, and happy-go-lucky
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm currently spending my days working for Team Halo, and spending my nights plotting my way out of the engineering game. One day I hope to be able to support myself financially on my art and storytelling.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making people laugh, informing people about the importance of velociraptor awareness, planning escape routes for the inevitable zombie apocalypse, knowing inane bits of trivia.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I'm usually overdressed. Especially for a Seattlite.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Oryx and Crake, Snow Crash, Mona Lisa Overdrive, Foxfire, Neuromancer, American Gods, On The Road, Desolation Angels, The Collected Works of Allen Ginsberg, Naked Lunch, Good Omens

Movies: Tank Girl, Hackers, Little Miss Sunshine, Fight Club, The Boondock Saints, Batman Begins, Mononoke Hime, Neverending Story, The Dark Crystal, Muppet Treasure Island, Mirrormask, Prey For Rock and Roll, Titus Andronicus, Minority Report, Green Street Hooligans

TV: South Park, Family Guy, House, Dexter, Dead Like Me, Heroes, The Simpsons, Buffy, Revolutionary Girl Utena, Noir, Gunslinger Girl, Veronica Mars (Don't look at me like that! Kristen Bell is fucking hot!), Wonderfalls, Firefly

Music:Honestly, there are too many bands I love to fit this into this tinee-weenie box. Hence, I will make an ever fluctuating top 10 list, that I will probably be too lazy to change when it ACTUALLY changes. My number one will always be a tie between Anti-Flag and Joan Jett and the Blackhearts.

1. Joan Jett and the Blackhearts
2. Anti-Flag
3. Pink
4. Mindless Self Indulgence
5. Tom Waits
6. Aesop Rock
7. Jedi Mind Tricks
8. Dead Kennedy's
9. Portishead
10. Brandi Carlile
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My wee biddy Maine Coon kitty.
2. My tribe/chosen family.
3. A stable internet connection (I know, I'm an addict.)
4. Something to entertain my brain.
5. Dinosaurs
6. A Frisbee
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends finding some trouble, or getting ready for a football game on Saturday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have been preparing for the zombie apocalypse since I was 10, I feel like my life calling is to be a zombie hunter.
You should message me if
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You are interesting, have well formed opinions, are passionate, artistic and adventurous, and polyamorous.