Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I just moved here from Charleston, South Carolina. I'm really just
looking for cool friends who like to smoke and chill and just be
happy. :3 I'm very sick a lot recently, so you'll have to bare with
me when it comes to anything athletic. Also I have no desire to
fuck you. Just saying. Not being a bitch.
I have noticed people will come here and just look at my pic and
either A, like what they see and tell me they wanna stick it in
(no, I don't want to fuck your small penis and big ego), or don't
like fat chicks and just keep going.
Pretty sure I just want to hang with cool people. So. If you are so
idiotic that all you wanna do is bang, get on Craigslist or
something. Or find a whore.
I'm kind of too nice for my own good. So I'm leaving it.
I'm told I'm very intelligent, but I'm not sure if that's overly
true. Perspective. I love animals.. Well, most of them. Heh. I love
going to Hookah bars and smoking a bit of the greenery, and I love
to sing. I have lived in many places and I have quite a lot of
shitty life experience, which makes me appreciate everything i'm
rewarded with in life.
This- one hundred percent, includes friends and people that are an
impact in my life. I don't believe in God because it is illogical
to me, somewhat, although I do believe in some semblance of a
higher power. I'll just have to see it to believe it. (Agnosticism
in it's finest.)
I've got a very active imagination and a strong and very fucked up
sense of humor. I hate people that are stupid as fuck. Just saying.
I'm quite deep, and as a person i've been told i'm
strong(emotionally) and very wise, beyond my years, by this lady in
North Carolina who sold liquor to children.
I honestly enjoy smoking and chilling more than anything in the
world, and if you want an intelligent conversation, i'm your gal. I
am my own person. I have a lot of problems in my life, but who
doesn't. I'm married, that's a long and complicated story, but, I
(Also bringing this fact up is a good way to see if you even read
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Basically nothing, at the moment. I was a fucking idiot and decided
to quit high school, so I need to get my GED, and go to college.
I've had six kidney surgeries in the past two years, so I'm sick
often. Makes working difficult. I'm alright though.
I do a lot of research on a lot of stuff...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Singing, writing, drawing, entertaining, scraping resin from a
glass pipe, good with computers, working, making people have a
great time, making people laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes, my vocabulary, my smile, and my attitude. People notice
that I am blunt, and to the point. I never lie. Always the truth,
no matter how badly it hurts.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite book series is probably The Series of Unfortunate Events,
although I loved the Marked series. I love Stephen King and other
books of the like... My favorite movie is Girl, Interrupted but I
absolutely loooove horror movies. And comedies. I love Grandma's
Boy and The Hangover, The Exorcist (1960's), True Blood is my
favorite show at this moment, and I love most of the Adult Swim
shows, although i'm usually high when I watch them.... My favorite
movie EVER is, well.. are.. The Zeitgeist documentaries. Fuck it. I
love it. I love rock and metal, and techno and pop, and rap (on
occasion). I hate country and jazz and the like of those varieties.
My favorite food is chinese, but I looove hot wings and junk food.
I hate veggies. All but potatoes and corn. Lol.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My cell phone, menthol cigarettes, my love Mary Jane, food, water,
a roof over my head.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why it is that guys (and girls) are so superficial. It seems that
everyone in the world has absolutely no consideration for anyone
unless they're drop-dead gorgeous or rich. It seems that an actual
personality really doesn't matter.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably just chilling at home watching netflix, getting
I don't really have any friends so far.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't like to be alone.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to get to know me, you want a new stoner buddy, you think
I might be awesome, want some intelligent conversation, want to be
entertained, or are awesome yourself.
If you wanna sing with me. :]
If you wanna see a scary or hilarious movie.
If you want to watch lots of Netflix and have long talks about
If you wanna go to the beach and get baked and swim and play like
kids. Fuck tanning.
Or if you want to go abandoned hospitaling, or some other brand of
epic adventure. :3
If you want to be my friend;
Follow me on Instagram? @stonedcoldcat
Follow me on Facebook? /kryscarmellose
I'll add you. :3
If you are looking for just sex, don't bother messaging me. Because
you will bore me, and I'm not truly into that at all. The Casual
sex thing is for the girls. ;3 Lol. And, if you're a bigot. If you
are a bible thumper and you hate gays, marijuana, cursing.. don't
speak to me. Simple. It's pointless.
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