Hi I'm Mark. I am 6 feet tall, last measured in a medical (182.5 cms). I have a bulk muscle build due to my job (large forearms, legs, shoulders, chest) however, i do have a belly due to my lifestyle (truck driver for past 10 years). I have Brown hair (shaved mostly these days to blade 1 or 0) Blue eyes and i have Tattoos (which can be hidden if needed) Hairy but can shave it all off if you want. With facial hair i am usually between clean shaven and let it grow (I shave every other day or no longer than every other week). I weigh about 100 kilos, so don't expect some rake or skinny bony anorexic twink. Recently been told i don't have good posture, but i am still vertical.. no humps or 90 degree bends.. what do you expect when all i do is sit behind a wheel of a truck?
I am pretty laid back, I don't give two shits about most things. If you think you'd star as some horror movie actor without the make-up.. it doesn't matter. I only care about two things in a person.. their personality and their cock being smaller than 6.5 inches (there is a reason for this - just ask and i will tell).
I have an Outrageous sense of humor, i will / can make anyone laugh. I can do anything between black humor and witty comments. Just read my "explanations" in my match questions on here and you will get the level i can get to. If you think its too sarcastic or witty or below whats acceptable to your level of humor, look elsewhere.. try a wine and cheese evening with some toffs if it helps.
I am Imaginative, Creative, Resourceful, Arty. I love to know how things work. I also like dreaming up ideas of how to make things better. I am also very VERY Talkative. Now, i do mean that. I am TALKATIVE.. i do not like one word answers.. i do not like people who can't even have a conversation beyond 2 sentences. If you find talking difficult.. look else where.
However, i am not a complete twat. I do know when to be a gentleman and when not to be. It all depends on how "friendly" you are to me, and how "formal" you are to me. Or how formal or informal you wish me to be. I am very Mature when I need to be. Thank the Military for that. But i can be as immature as any 10 year old can be. It all depends on what i am doing, where i am, who i am with, if its required, if its in good taste, if i am being the evenings entertainment, or if i think you would accept it. So, if you want someone who is all gentlemanly 100% of the time.. find someone else.
My mature side - I am kind, courteous, well mannered, very dry and boring and I open doors for old ladies and say "Sir" to people who are above me.
My immature side - I am the comedian, witty, sarcastic, playful, making people laugh, find everything funny, including people tripping over in the street. I am the party animal (but the sober one of the crowd).
I am a hopeless romantic, I love roaring fireplaces and candle lit dinners and sharing baths, showers, blankets, sometimes food and Hugging and Cuddling. Massages and Intimate touching. I love cozy nights in.
I can Cook very well.. mainly short order and Italian and Chinese cooking and I am great at making cakes.
I have a learning disability that allows me to see outside the box on a few things.. but not so great on others.. thank god for spellcheckers and calculators. I can't do maths, or spelling very well or Reading out loud. But I make up for that in other areas. So don't expect a genius or some brainy idiot with a manual for being brainy. I am not a geek or a nerd.. although.. i do know some pretty strange facts and things. If you don't want someone with an IQ of just 92.. look elsewhere. (But saying that, i only scored that low as i didn't understand half the maths questions!!)
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I am pretty open about everything and don't hold back on some subjects.. but life is too short to not be a little wild. I see things how they are. Nothing (except maybe 2 things) gets me upset or squeamish. I don't get emotional unless all the world falls in on me. I don't have too many fetishes.. but i don't mind if you do have something weird.. I will still accept it. I am an open book, so they say. And yes, i am OPEN minded.. Some have said to me that i am unique in that way. If you want to have a conversation about genital warts over a coffee and a cream bun.. then lets do it. If you want to talk about your premature ejaculation issues.. then lets talk. I will tell you absolutely everything about my past. (this is a major thing if you need to know about me).
I collect some weird stuff as well.. so if you don't mind a Japanese sword above the bed or Buddha statue in the hall way.. then we are game. I love Skulls and anything that you would find in a "Zero Zero" shop or some Witches Shop. I also have a fondness for the Grim Reaper.
To get to know me you MUST talk first.
Good luck everyone. Love will find you someday.