Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Some might call me a *Sloppy Bear* but...
I'm your typical crazy artist computer nerd type with a streetwise
hardcore edge. I'm a thug with college creds yo...
I even did a little world traveling to post war zones and stuff,
I'm crazy like that. Looking for a companion for Crimea.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Masterminding the creation of an atmosphere conducive to fostering
the artistically techie spirit pervading my NerdCave of Doom while
plotting preposterous plans of wonderground world privacy
Concealed within my secret lair I possess a toy \comic collection
of various wonders to behold. Locals please feel free to come by
for xmas and birthdays and stuff.
As per Evil Mastermind Union Rules I'm well versed and equipped for
tech and art projects so I have the technology, we can rebuild
3D Computer Animation
Video\Sound editing software\hardware
Pen and Ink Sketching supplies
Tablet\Toucscreen sketching equipment (the 27" with the paint brush
Arduino robotics\LED\misc hardware
Woodshop (ShopSmith & other heavy equipment)
Lost wax project supplies.
Centrifuge for Jewelry casting - Dental will work.
Paint spraying setup for cars etc.
I have a million kids and a grandkid so my clan's HQ reflects the
demands of our members and comes complete with zip lines , Cargo
netting, archery, airsoft, 3D gaming all around and basic Silicon
Valley Nerdcore supremacy..
Did I mention I completely forgot to grow up?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making things far more complicated then they need to be.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That sexy Russian gangster look...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
nerdcore, metal, rap, country, blues, folk, bluegrass, anything
sci-fi, history, true crime, horror
I read a lot, like thousands of books, literally, har har.
I like anything unusual and superb, I actively seek out new
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Gravity - I'm a HUGE fan
The Sun - Light is so cool
Air - A horrible addiction I'm trying to quit.
Pressurized Atmosphere - So Underrated
Water - Weird Shit
Bruce Campbell - Two Words: "Zombie Apocalypse"
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Our New Robot Overlords and how best I might serve them.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Broadcasting my evil plans from The NerdCave of Doom with my
cohorts in crime and maybe a few minions or two.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I kissed a girl...
and I liked it!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are a Geek or a Freak or Both and are into short fat and
I particularly want to hear from artists and musicians who are
interested in hanging out and doing creative projects at my house.
If you're local and you just want to come over and use the
equipment or have an intellectual discussion or just party and have
fun, let me know. Mostly I just want more interesting people coming
by, I'm extremely social and have a cool pad for
If you made it this far and aren't completely shocked out of your
mind, we should chill out.
I can be a gentlemen and I do have excellent taste and like the
finer things in life. I can wear designer clothes and still achieve
that homeless look Silicon Valley engineers are so famous for.
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