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Psychovich

43 Mountain View, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:17am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Law
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids, and might want more
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Some might call me a *Sloppy Bear* but...

I'm your typical crazy artist computer nerd type with a streetwise hardcore edge. I'm a thug with college creds yo...

I even did a little world traveling to post war zones and stuff, I'm crazy like that. Looking for a companion for Crimea.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Masterminding the creation of an atmosphere conducive to fostering the artistically techie spirit pervading my NerdCave of Doom while plotting preposterous plans of wonderground world privacy piracy.

Concealed within my secret lair I possess a toy \comic collection of various wonders to behold. Locals please feel free to come by for xmas and birthdays and stuff.

As per Evil Mastermind Union Rules I'm well versed and equipped for tech and art projects so I have the technology, we can rebuild him.

Stop Motion\Claymation
3D Computer Animation
Video\Sound editing software\hardware
Pen and Ink Sketching supplies
Tablet\Toucscreen sketching equipment (the 27" with the paint brush is amazing)
Arduino robotics\LED\misc hardware
Blacksmith Forge
Woodshop (ShopSmith & other heavy equipment)
Lost wax project supplies.

LOOKING FOR:
Centrifuge for Jewelry casting - Dental will work.
Potter's Wheel\Kiln\etc.
Tattoo equipment
Welding Equipment
Paint spraying setup for cars etc.

I have a million kids and a grandkid so my clan's HQ reflects the demands of our members and comes complete with zip lines , Cargo netting, archery, airsoft, 3D gaming all around and basic Silicon Valley Nerdcore supremacy..

Did I mention I completely forgot to grow up?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making things far more complicated then they need to be.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That sexy Russian gangster look...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
nerdcore, metal, rap, country, blues, folk, bluegrass, anything good.
sci-fi, history, true crime, horror

I read a lot, like thousands of books, literally, har har.

I like anything unusual and superb, I actively seek out new experiences.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Gravity - I'm a HUGE fan
The Sun - Light is so cool
Air - A horrible addiction I'm trying to quit.
Pressurized Atmosphere - So Underrated
Water - Weird Shit
Bruce Campbell - Two Words: "Zombie Apocalypse"
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Our New Robot Overlords and how best I might serve them.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Broadcasting my evil plans from The NerdCave of Doom with my cohorts in crime and maybe a few minions or two.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I kissed a girl...
and I liked it!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are a Geek or a Freak or Both and are into short fat and gruesome...

I particularly want to hear from artists and musicians who are interested in hanging out and doing creative projects at my house. If you're local and you just want to come over and use the equipment or have an intellectual discussion or just party and have fun, let me know. Mostly I just want more interesting people coming by, I'm extremely social and have a cool pad for entertaining.

If you made it this far and aren't completely shocked out of your mind, we should chill out.

I can be a gentlemen and I do have excellent taste and like the finer things in life. I can wear designer clothes and still achieve that homeless look Silicon Valley engineers are so famous for.