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43 M Mountain View, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Aug 27
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has kids, and might want more

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My self-summary
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I'm your typical crazy artist computer nerd type with a streetwise hardcore edge. I'm a thug with college creds yo...
What I’m doing with my life
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I setup a blacksmith forge and got Cayuga ducks to guard it properly.

Trying to create an atmosphere conducive to fostering a creative and artist spirit in my NerdCave of Doom.

My friend's comic shop in SF closed after 20 years, so we've been selling comics and vintage toys out of my garage on weekends and meeting the craziest people.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making things far more complicated then they need to be.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That sexy Russian gangster look...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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nerdcore, metal, rap, country, blues, folk, bluegrass, anything good.
sci-fi, history, true crime, horror

I like anything unusual and superb, I actively seek out new experiences.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Gravity - I'm a HUGE fan
The Sun - Light is so cool
Air - A horrible addiction I'm trying to quit.
Pressurized Atmosphere - So Underrated
Water - Weird Shit
Bruce Campbell - Two Words: "Zombie Apocalypse"
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Our New Robot Overlords and how best I might serve them.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Broadcasting my evil plans from The NerdCave of Doom with my cohorts in crime and maybe a few minions or two.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I kissed a girl...
and I liked it!
You should message me if
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You are a Geek or a Freak or Both and are into short fat and gruesome...

I particularly want to hear from artists and musicians who are interested in hanging out and doing creative projects at my house. If you're local and you just want to come over and use the equipment or have an intellectual discussion or just party and have fun, let me know. Mostly I just want more interesting people coming by, I'm extremely social and have a cool pad for entertaining.