-I love swearing.
-I love talking about disgusting, stupid things. I feel like hour long conversations can be easily started with a simple "would you rather" question. Nothing is off limits.
-My roommate's dog is obese.
-I play computer games a lot. They're fascinating. I'm obsessed with RPG's and Starcraft 2. So much so that I've made a living out of it.
-I don't fit the typical nerd stereotype. Well, maybe a tidbit.
-Although I've recently cut back on drinking, reading Augusten Burroughs has made me think it would be a glamorous vice to have.
-I'm sometimes overly obsessed with people liking me. As a result, I go out of my way to do wonderful things for people who don't necessarily deserve it.
-I'm really bad at appreciating the little things. I'm working on it.
-I'm slow to warm up to people.
-I have a minor obsession with animals.
-I'm brutally honest and see through bullshit.
-I think logic should be the basis that almost every decision is made upon.
-I floss a lot.
-I take pills because my brain tries to make me sad for no reason.
-I can solve a Rubik's Cube.

-Self-employed doing video production stuff.
-Spending too much money on food carts and rent.
-Moseying along.

-Standing up for the little man.
-Making people laugh and feel good about themselves.
-Reading emotions and body language.
-Making the best puns you will ever hear.

-I smile a lot.
-My eyes are blue and I probably have an unkempt beard.
-I find ways to make innocuous situations competitive.
-I format online dating profiles strangely because lists are easy to read.
-My roommate is a zombie.

Shows: Community, Parks and Rec, The Office, Game of Thrones, 30 Rock, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Louie, Workaholics, It's Always Sunny, Walking Dead.

Books: Ender's Game, Ready Player One, Dewey, James Herriot's stuff, Phantom, Boy's Life, Augusten Burroughs.

Music: Foster the People, The Shins, Mumford and Sons, Black Keys, Portugal, The Man, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Metric, Imagine Dragons, Fun, The Lumineers, Of Monsters and Men.

Food: Thai, Mexican, Fish and Chips, and Korean BBQ. But really, I'll eat anything.

Otter Pops
Fans
Clean sheets
The Internet
New socks
Humor

-Puns and jokes for work.
-Morbid things.
-Lewd sex acts.
-My future.

-Drinking with friends to remember.
-Drinking alone to forget.

I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.

You want your wildest dreams to come true.