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Psyder19

27 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Apr 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Tagalog (Fluently)

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My self-summary
-I swear a lot.
-I love talking about disgusting, stupid things. Hour long conversations can be easily started with a simple "would you rather" question.
-My roommate's dog is obese.
-I play PC games a lot. They're fascinating. I'm obsessed with RPG's and Starcraft 2. So much so that I've made a living out of it.
-I'm nerdier than I look (so I've been told).
-I like to drink. Augusten Burroughs has led me to believe it's a glamorous vice to have.
-I'm overly obsessed with people liking me. As a result, I go out of my way to do wonderful things for people who don't always deserve it.
-I'm really bad at appreciating the little things. I'M WORKING ON IT OK?
-I'm slow to warm up to people.
-I have a minor obsession with animals.
-I'm a bad liar.
-I think logic should be the basis that most decisions are made upon.
-I floss a lot.
-I take pills because my asshole brain tries to make me sad for no reason.
-Scented candles are the shit.
-I can solve a Rubik's Cube.
-I LIKE USING CAPS.
What I’m doing with my life
-Self-employed doing video production stuff (see above).
-Spending too much money on food carts and rent.
-Moseying.
I’m really good at
-Sticking up for the little man.
-Making people laugh and feel good about themselves.
-Making the best fucking puns ever.
The first things people usually notice about me
-My teeth are the shit.
-My eyes are blue and I probably have an unkempt beard.
-I format online dating profiles strangely because lists are easy to read.
-My roommate is a zombie.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Shows: Community, Parks and Rec, The Office, Game of Thrones, 30 Rock, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Louie, Workaholics, It's Always Sunny, Walking Dead, Freaks and Geeks (RIP). I fucking love Gordon Ramsey.

Books: Ender's Game, Ready Player One, Dewey, James Herriot's stuff, Phantom, Boy's Life, Augusten Burroughs, Charles Bukowski.

Music: Foster the People, The Shins, Mumford and Sons, Black Keys, Portugal, The Man, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Metric, Imagine Dragons, Fun, The Lumineers, Of Monsters and Men, Lana Del Rey.

Food: Thai, Mexican, Fish and Chips, Korean BBQ. But really, I'll eat anything.
The six things I could never do without
Otter Pops
Fans
Clean sheets
Internet
New socks
Humor
On a typical Friday night I am
-Drinking alone and being okay with it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
-You like shiny things as much as I do, WHICH IS A LOT.
-You hate small talk and want to skip to more interesting topics/things.