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Psyeudonym

40 M London, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Jul 16, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Free spirited without being a jerk
Rubbish at reading maps
Younger than i should be - which makes me a big bag of experience in a young body
Great at making slightly arrogant statements on dating site description pages
What I’m doing with my life
I work as a Music Consultant for events, films and arts. I DJ and write.

I live in the East, which is obviously better than living in, say, the West
I’m really good at
Anything creative
Making women smile
Not reading maps
Deliberating over what to eat
The first things people usually notice about me
The huge blinding godlike light shining from every pore of my intimidatingly handsome presence. Or possibly a twat falling off a bike
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: Can, Velvet Underground, Beefheart, Eno, My Bloody Valentine, Snoop Dogg and G-Funk/90s hiphop, Miles Davis, Bowie, techno is great in clubs but pointless on a phone, Talking Heads, rock n'roll, garagey psychy stuff

Films: A Bout De Souffle; early John Carpenter; North by Northwest; French films where lots of chic but slightly unpleasant people smoke a great deal; American films from the 70s where people drive cars, and probably die; sexy, culty Euro horror films from the 60s and 70s; BUT... if i have a cold or its a sunday in bed I'm totally down with a bit of Will Ferrell/Harry Potter

Books: One Hundred Years of Solitude, Master and Margarita, Alisdair Gray, Simon Reynolds, Henry Miller, Anais Nin, Unbearable Lightness of Being, Lucky Jim

TV: MadMen, The Wire, Game of Thrones, the usual set of HBO related cliches

Food: all food can be amazing, its entirely down to the chef
The six things I could never do without
Humour
Love
Music
Touch
Plus, I'd probably be pretty devastated if somebody were to tell me I would never eat a burger again
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Creative Ideas

stupid inane rubbish things that could possibly be genius but possibly be just stupid inane rubbish

women

what to cook for dinner
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I went out with Princess Diana, and William is actually my son!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You are optimistic and fun