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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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My details

Last online
Apr 20
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from two-year college
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Poorly)
My self-summary
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My name is David, and I do things with cars that make them make loud noises and go fast. Need help troubleshooting a problem? Step one: hit it with a hammer. Did it work? (Yes: done) (No: go to step one)
What I’m doing with my life
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I work locally at a small family owned puppy farm breeding the most adorably tiny little balls of fluff you've ever seen so that deep sea trophy fisherman have an eco-friendly fair trade cruelty free locally raised option when selecting live baits for larger game. I gotta tell you, nothing grabs the interest of that twelve foot mako shark quite like one of our little finest!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Breathing and blinking if prior experiences are any indication, but my lawyer has advised me not to answer any further questions on the subject.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The way the sunlight glints through my hair, oft giving the awestruck viewer a fleeting impression of a proud and majestic dolphin leaping through the air as nature's sunset paints the sky.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I prefer reading novels with a little bit of wit about them. There's only so many Harlequin Romance novels I can put down in one day (it's eight, but I've really got to skim the last two to meet quota) so I like to unwind with something that will make me smile. Terry Pratchett fits the bill quite nicely. Favorite movies? Basically any cheap horror movie with a 50 dollar budget sounds like a recipe for a good time.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Is it any six things ever? Or six things that I currently own? What is this, an interrogation? Who are you to judge what I deem necessary for basic survival? This is an outrage!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How am I ever going to afford my Lamborghini? That seems like a sane and reasonable goal. Sure, some may claim that sounds materialistic, but I can't hear them over laying twin strips of molten rubber at 7,000 RPM.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Ever grab a kitty by the paws and make him dance while pretending they're singing a song in a little kid's voice? I did that one Friday. Once. I now have to spend my Fridays typing out these updates with a chopstick clenched between my teeth, as I seem to have misplaced my fingers.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'll tell you once the statute of limitations wears out.
You should message me if
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You've got a great sense of humor or want to talk about anything under the sun. I'm all ears.