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PsympleMind

22 M Gainesville, FL

My Details

Last Online
Mar 25
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Disclaimer: I'm in a happy relationship but I am always up for making friends!

So I eat a lot candy, that makes me a sweet guy... or a future diabetic.
I tend to be pretty mellow but the sugar in my blood drives me crazy.
Spirit animal? The mighty puppy. Ferocious and majestic! Or cute and colorblind. Both apply. Oh, and I've had rabies; no joke, true story (maybe not so true, but been bit by a rabid dog). I do bite so be cautious!

I am a dork. That said, I like to think I am enjoyable to be around. I love learning new things so feel free to shoot me a message with an interesting fact or something, I'll blow your mind with my abstract thinking! Also, I go off tangent a lot so please keep me on track.

Sarcastic and a smartass. Act narcissistic out of laughs not because I believe I am so awesome though I am so awesome. Modesty suits me well.

Don't be scared to let out your true weirdo with me. Strange is fun and normal is boring. My studies are based on the dead and that will turn a lot of people off but I enjoy it; helps me have a positive outlook on life. So yeah, I may be weird and nerdy but I laugh and smile a lot ^_^

Also, contradictory to how I look I love piercings and tattoos. I may look and act young and sweet but my friends are all devils; one is the company they keep so don't be fooled. :]
What I’m doing with my life
I graduated from UF with my double majors and am taking a year off to let my mind rest before going further. Currently, my job revolves around cell phones so if you need any help with yours feel free to shoot me a message.

However, I am always looking around for new opportunities and hobbies to kill some time. If you have any suggestions I would love to hear them.
I’m really good at
I am an awesome doodler! Can't draw to save my life but my doodles are just spectacular... toddlers ain't got shit on me.

I can also watch a marathon of movies without budging. Sometimes I stop blinking or breathing. I go into movie trance mode.

I can also adapt very well. Fit whatever group I am in fine without changing myself. Idk, I'm like a social chameleon that doesn't change colors.

My friends tell me I'm a bit of an encyclopedia. The "fun fact" guy that says random interesting things though I am biased to my nerdy ways.

Speaking with an accent. I don't hear it myself but everyone else does. Apparently it cannot be pinned to any certain place. Guess its the result of being a mutt.

I'm a black belt in the cuddle arts. Fear my KungFu hugs.

OH! Almost forgot, IM AWESOME AT COSTUME MAKING! Halloween and costume parties are my favorites being I tend to go all out.
The first things people usually notice about me
Depends. Sometimes I'm sporting a lab coat so there's that.
I've heard I have a nice smile but I guess that's subjective.

Im really unsure. Go ahead and tell me what you noticed about me, maybe helping me fill this portion out?

Best answers so far:
-The halo hiding my horns
-The needle filled with sugar water in my arm.
-My love of ties and sweaters.

YOU CAN MAKE THIS LIST TOO IF YOU TRY! :D i believe in you
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I enjoy reading Vonnegut's works and many others no key favorites. Avid reader, love literature.

I'm a movie-buff so I watch too many of them... Netflix is running out of things for me to watch.

I swear I should be fat with all I eat.
Sweet tooth? No. I have a sweet jaw.

Love a wide variety of music that keeps expanding but rock remains on top. Nonetheless, as I age my taste in arts expand.

All in all, I don't have favorites; I explore my world too much to believe i can have a favorite since the next thing undiscovered may just trump the rest.
The six things I could never do without
-Movies have me tranced
-Sweets leave me jolly
-Sleep saves my sanity
-Curiosity holds me entertained
-Nature southes my soul
-Affection keeps me loving
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My future, my current plans, and survival tactics.

Its a cruel world out there and zombies are just around the corner...
::update:: with everything going on (face eaters, gut throwers, etc) this is becoming less of a fantasy and more of a waiting game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either out with friends (most likely at The Top/Midnight/Neon Liger), in with roomies screaming at each other over video games and other "vices", or nested down with a movie with my girlfriend.

I'm an outgoing person, so if invited out to something I tend to jump at the opportunity. I'm like a puppy looking for a social bone.
::edit:: that last sentence has too much of a sexual innuendo O.O
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My first time was a horrible messy affair... It is quite the story.
Also, If an animal bites me I tend to bite it back. I don't think I'm fully evolved.

Also, I reddit too much. Not enough. Please inject some upvotes into my veins.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–24
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
-If you want to be friends. I want more friends in this town!

-If your nerdy, geeky self fell in love with this profile. If you love zombies you get a +2 cool boost.

-If you want to just have a chat and laugh. Boredom itself has developed into some of the most fun/laughs I've had.