― Carl Sagan
I’m probably only interested in casual dates for right now. I figure, the more people I meet, the better my chances of meeting someone who’s right for me…and vice versa!
Maybe I'm not "the norm." I'm not "camera friendly." I don't "wear clothes that fit me." I'm not a "heart-breaker." I haven't "had sex with a woman;" I don't know "how that works." I guess I don't "fall in line." I'm not "hygienic." I don't "wipe properly." I lack "style." I have no "charisma" or "self-esteem." I don't "own a toothbrush" or "let my scabs heal." I can't "reach all the parts of my body." When I sleep, I "sweat profusely."
But I guess the “powers that be” will keep signing my paycheck so I can keep going on dates, at least until the ladies find guys who don’t “frighten children “and don’t “eat their own dandruff” and don’t “pop their own whiteheads with a compass they used in high school.” …and I’m flying…
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/weekend-update-segment-chris-farley-as-bennett-brauer/1348957
But seriously, Chemistry.com has me as a bit of an explorer and negotiator. I thrive on trying new things and going to new places. My first love is nature—being in nature and learning about nature. I like animals, but I especially like cats--especially the smart ones. When I’m not practicing martial arts at the university, I keep my youthfulness by running and biking. Dogs are great running companions.