Note that this profile was satire, but I'm taking the fuck off it so I can meet people because I just moved. Stupid shit may remain until I fully update it.

I do music and pretend to be a wizard. I was in a band in Eugene for a while, and did some bedroom black metal. I play guitar and make toilet sounds with my mouth.

Elsewise, I play a bunch of board games, WH40k, tabletops, etc. I'm shit at them though, as I've only beat Arkham Horror once. There's a D&D campaign I want to run, so get at me if you have any leads.

Working full time. Otherwise, see above.

Brevity.

My lack of fedora.

My favorite book series is A Song of Ice and Fire, but I read maximum. Also down with the Howard Phillips.

Kevin Smith is helladank420bobmarley, Dagon... I don't watch a ton of movies.

Louie, X-Files, The Star Trek, Twilight Zone, Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job...

I listen to a bit of everything. Some of my favorites are:
Anaal Nathrakh, Earl Sweatshirt, Splinterskin, Alcest, Mew, and God is an Astronaut.

Italian's my favorite.

Miniatures to paint
Some words that some guy put on some paper
Some wound metal that some guy put on some wood
Alcohol
Inspiration
Being a mom =^))))

How seemingly mundane things are made. Music.

I don't remember.

I like deathcore highs.

I quickly went through and un-pooped on my profile. Get at me for extreme pallings.

Just remembered:
I should specify that I hate that it asks if you do drugs. Too broad. I don't do white shit. I haven't done much, but I like psychedelics.

P.S.
I'm using this as a post-script.