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35 M Madison, AL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–36
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 3
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs

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My self-summary
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I got this name because PublicUserName one through seven were already taken. Though I bet they aren't nearly as fun as me.

I'm on here trying to meet new people, though I tend to be shy at first. I consider myself to be a pretty humorous guy and am usually known for my sense of humor. Some might say I'm even witty at times ;)

I enjoy learning about science. The study of life and the Universe fascinate me. I guess technically I work as a scientist of sorts.

I am not a very religious person, so if you are too religious we may not get along well. But don't get me wrong, a religion can be a fine thing when taken in moderation.

I love good food, though I eat healthy at home. I think fitness is important, and lately have really gotten into staying in shape. I enjoy walking and strength training (I use the term "enjoy" a bit loosely, though :P ).

I like dogs, but don't have any of my own at the moment.
What I’m doing with my life
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I am a successful software engineer.

I am collect art, though my collection is still in the early stages.

Also, the stuff I already put in my summary ;)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh. Well, at least I think I'm funny. No really, I once even won an award for it.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably how young I look.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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TV: Mostly comedy. Breaking Bad, Seinfeld, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Game of Thrones, The State, Death Note

Movies: The Big Lebowski, Fargo, Trading Places, What about Bob?, Real Genius, Back to the Future, The Princess Bride, The Matrix, Dumb and Dumber, Willie Wonka

Music: Varies. 80s music, classic rock, oldies (60s). Favorite singers/bands: Guns N' Roses, The Beastie Boys, The Cars, Tom Petty, Tears for Fears, Duran Duran, Talking Heads, Foreigner, Donovan

Food: I love eating and like most kinds of food: Italian, Mexican, Japanese (probably my favorite), Chinese, Korean, Americana, French, etc.

Books: I have recently been trying to read more, though life gets in the way most of the time.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Electricity (especially after losing it for a week)
An extra thing
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why the Universe is mostly empty space.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
glad to be done with work for the week. Maybe at a bar, maybe at the movies, maybe at home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Carly Simon once wrote a song about me.
You should message me if
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you're going to give me millions of dollars :D

But I also enjoy receiving messages if you're a genuinely nice person and we have things in common.