25 Glendale, AZ
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My self-summary
SoCal dude, been livin in the desert since 2012.
What I’m doing with my life
Ridin' the chillwave.
I’m really good at
Figuring out what actor you might remind me of.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am short.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Film: Fight Club, American Psycho, Silence of the Lambs, Bronson, Taxi Driver, Rushmore, Tommy Boy, "I Love You, Man," Wayne's World... Just look at my icheckmovies, there's a comprehensive list.
Book: Invisible Monsters, and other Palahniuk, Harry Potter, Hairstyles of the Damned
Music: Aquabats, Interpol, Cafe Tacuba, Disco, Bebop, EDM, Rocksteady, Hip Hop, just about anything mainstream.. Lots of indie/alternative rock, never understood country music.
Food: Yes
TV: Also yes.
Currently watching TWD/Fear the Dead, Gotham, Mindy Project, and my "guilty pleasure" reality trash TV favorite is Bar Rescue.
The six things I could never do without
Food, for more than just sustinence
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why am I so intelligent yet such an airhead?
On a typical Friday night I am
Fried Eigh? Is that a new menu item?

On the real though I've been in the restaurant industry for years now, so probably working. Otherwise Netflix and chill.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Blink 182 was my favorite band in middle school. I never saw them in concert.
You should message me if
You like to watch movies
You don't list required reading under favorite books-- bonus points if you hated Catcher in the Rye.
You don't have a cellphone-mirror selfie in any of your pictures-- especially if your mirror has hella toothpaste blotches on it, lmao!
You have something interesting to say-- there are plenty of interests listed on my profile for a reason :P
Don't be shy, ladies!