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25 Orlando, FL Cis Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 24-30
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Today – 3:40pm
Bisexual, Queer
5' 1" (1.55m)
Body Type
High school
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Vietnamese (Fluently), Japanese (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a bisexual retail worker who likes to read comics and play video games on her off time??

I'm really bad at introducing myself beyond my interests but someone described me as a kinky feminist super heroine so I'm cool with that description.

I'm not really looking for serious relationships at the moment but if we get along and things develop into something deeper, that's cool too but I would rather start out as being friends first!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.

Just kidding.

I work in retail so there's that. It's not fun but someone has to contribute to capitalism.

Also, I am secretly a magical girl who fights evil by moonlight and wins love by daylight and never runs from a real fight.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
>Making awkward conversation and embarrassing myself but I take it in stride.
>Not replying to messages right away.
>Falling asleep anywhere.
>Getting the USB in on the first try
>Puns and jokes
>Buying/choosing presents. I am the one people want to get for Secret Santa.
>Making really ugly faces on Snapchat
>Getting into trouble whether I like it or not
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
>I'm very short. (5'1 holla)
>If I'm wearing a t-shirt, my tattoos (usually the forearm one since its big and sailor moon related)
>When I'm nervous around people, I word vomit.
>I zone out a lot so my face constantly looks bitchy.
>I have a lot of scars but that's mostly because I'm clumsy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books (AKA mostly graphic novels/manga)
Oyasumi Punpun, Solanin, Skydoll, Batwoman, Scott Pilgrim, Fables, Watchmen, Blacksad, Saga, Hawkeye, American Vampire, Lost at Sea, Aku no Hana and The Perks of Being A Wallflower. Recommend some actual books to me. I need to feel cultured.

Hot Fuzz, Mean Girls, Howl's Moving Castle, Back To The Future, Fifth Element, Watchmen, Scott Pilgrim VS The World, Terminator 2, 21 Jump Street, Kung Fu Hustle, Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, Mulan, Paranorman, Zoolander, Airplane, Naked Gun, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, How to Train Your Dragon, Inception, The Girl Who Leapt Through Time, Tropic Thunder, Pacific Rim, and High School Musical (don't look at me like that...It's a guilty pleasure and the songs are catchy)

Arrested Development, Bojack Horseman, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Supernatural, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, Avatar The Last Airbender, Steins;Gate, Fate/Zero, Fate/Stay Night, Ano Hana, Game of Thrones, Nichijou, Panty & Stocking, Parks and Recreation, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Spaced, Orange is the New Black, Bob's Burgers, Steven Universe, Rick And Morty and An Idiot Abroad

Rachael Yamagata, Mystery Skulls, Gregory and The Hawk, Teddyloid, Coldplay, The Beatles, Childish Gambino, Daft Punk, David Bowie, Stars, Gorillaz, Kayne West, Madeon, Modest Mouse, Nujabes, Nicki Minaj and The Weepies. I'm open to a lot of music though.

Japanese food (traditional and sushi), Vietnamese food, dim-sum, crepes, flan, and everything else. The only things I don't like eating are avocados and all types of melons because I am allergic :C

Pokemon, The Walking Dead, The Wolf Among Us, Fallout New Vegas, Dragon Age, Portal 1 & 2, The Cat Lady, Persona 3 & 4, Silent Hill 2, Metal Gear Solid, Fire Emblem: Awakening, Mother 3, Life is Strange, Undertale and Bioshock
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Internet
2) Coffee
3) My phone (yes. I am one of THOSE people)
4) Hugs
5) Cute animal pictures for those bad days
6) Music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
(I will regularly update this area because I have a lot of weird thoughts when I'm sleepy.)

What I would do in a zombie apocalypse (Plan thus far: Strap on a hockey helmet, duct tape knives to my hands, get bitten AND BECOME THE BEST FUCKING BOSS FIGHT)

If you sucked your own dick, would it feel like a blowjob or would it feel like you're sucking a dick?

If I turned up the brightness on my computer screen, does that count as my daily dose of vitamin D?

Why don't porn websites use .cum instead of .com?

How spoons are just little bowls on handles...

Slippers are basically sweat pants for feet.

If I should take up rock climbing because it seems like a large majority of people on OkCupid have pictures of them rock climbing. Like an abnormal amount of people.

Octopus are basically wet spiders.

How there is no reason to why the alphabet is arranged the way it is.

If I punch myself and it hurts, am I too weak or too strong?

How farts are the ghosts of the food we eat.

That it took me 24 years to realize that Saturday has the word "turd" in it.

How big does an island need to be before it's a country?

That ice cubes bathe in their own blood

What do centaurs do with their arms when they run?

It took me 24 years to realize that “be there or be square” is because you’re not a-round

How long does someone have to be dead before it’s considered archeology instead of grave robbing?

Night time me is a strange person.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
>Playing video games and crying about them.
>Drawing or writing.
>Watching a movie with my sister or some friends.

Ideally, I would like to go for karaoke BUT WHO WILL SING DISNEY SONGS WITH ME????
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
>I can name all 722 Pokemon.
>I am not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person.
>I live in constant fear that I will be shit on by a bird. It hasn't happened yet but let's knock on wood...
>I have depression but I'm dealing with it better than I did years ago. I still have off days but the days where I feel like life is worth living for are increasing now. I am a very big supporter of destigmatizing mental illness and I would rather prefer to be honest about this. If this makes you uncomfortable, then we would not be a good match at all.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-If you wanna trade Pokemon
-Karaoke is your idea of a good time
-You know great jokes or puns. (Here's one to start off a conversation. "Who is Jay Gatsby's favourite and least favourite superhero?)
-You want to hear me go into an extremely long explanations about magical girls and their symbolism and stories.
-If you think we're Drift Compatible

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