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PuellaMagica

24 Toronto, Ontario, CA Cis Woman

Cis Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 24–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Bisexual, Queer
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Vietnamese (Fluently), Japanese (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a bisexual retail worker who likes to read comics and play video games on her off time??

I'm really bad at introducing myself beyond my interests but someone described me as a kinky feminist super heroine so I'm cool with that description.

I'm not really looking for serious relationships at the moment but if we get along and things develop into something deeper, that's cool too but I would rather start out as being friends first!

I'm currently traveling Vietnam until mid March so I might be a bit sparse on replies due to internet connectivity but I would not mind someone to chat with! :)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
NOTHING. MY LIFE IS AN EMPTY VOID OF SADNESS.

Just kidding.

I just moved across the country so as of right now, I'm unemployed but I'm enjoying it. It's nice to get a bit of relaxation in before I'm thrusted back into the workforce.

In the future, I'd like to go back to school for a nursing degree and find out what my options are from there!

Also, I am secretly a magical girl who fights evil by moonlight and wins love by daylight and never runs from a real fight.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
>Making awkward conversation and embarrassing myself but I take it in stride.
>Not replying to messages right away.
>Falling asleep anywhere.
>Getting the USB in on the first try
>Puns and jokes
>Buying/choosing presents. I am the one people want to get for Secret Santa.
>Making really ugly faces on Snapchat
>Getting into trouble whether I like it or not
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
>I'm very short. (5'1 holla)
>If I'm wearing a t-shirt, my tattoos (usually the forearm one since its big and sailor moon related)
>When I'm nervous around people, I word vomit.
>I zone out a lot so my face constantly looks bitchy.
>I have a lot of scars but that's mostly because I'm clumsy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books (AKA mostly graphic novels/manga)
Oyasumi Punpun, Solanin, Skydoll, Batwoman, Scott Pilgrim, Fables, Watchmen, Blacksad, Saga, Hawkeye, American Vampire, Lost at Sea, Aku no Hana and The Perks of Being A Wallflower. Recommend some actual books to me. I need to feel cultured.

Movies
Hot Fuzz, Mean Girls, Howl's Moving Castle, Back To The Future, Fifth Element, Watchmen, Scott Pilgrim VS The World, Terminator 2, 21 Jump Street, Kung Fu Hustle, Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, Mulan, Paranorman, Zoolander, Airplane, Naked Gun, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, How to Train Your Dragon, Inception, The Girl Who Leapt Through Time, Tropic Thunder, Pacific Rim, and High School Musical (don't look at me like that...It's a guilty pleasure and the songs are catchy)

Shows
Arrested Development, Bojack Horseman, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Supernatural, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, Avatar The Last Airbender, Steins;Gate, Fate/Zero, Fate/Stay Night, Ano Hana, Game of Thrones, Nichijou, Panty & Stocking, Parks and Recreation, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Spaced, Orange is the New Black, Bob's Burgers, and An Idiot Abroad

Music
Rachael Yamagata, Mystery Skulls, Gregory and The Hawk, Teddyloid, Coldplay, The Beatles, Childish Gambino, Daft Punk, David Bowie, Stars, Gorillaz, Kayne West, Madeon, Modest Mouse, Nujabes, and The Weepies. I'm open to a lot of music though.

Food
Japanese food (traditional and sushi), Vietnamese food, dim-sum, crepes, flan, and everything else. The only things I don't like eating are avocados and all types of melons because I am allergic :C

Games
Pokemon, The Walking Dead, The Wolf Among Us, Fallout New Vegas, Dragon Age, Portal 1 & 2, The Cat Lady, Persona 3 & 4, Silent Hill 2, Metal Gear Solid, Fire Emblem: Awakening, Mother 3, and Bioshock
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Internet
2) Coffee
3) My phone (yes. I am one of THOSE people)
4) Hugs (because who doesn't like a good squeeze from a close friend)
5) My cat
6) Music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
(I will regularly update this area because I have a lot of weird thoughts when I'm sleepy.)

If you sucked your own dick, would it feel like a blowjob or would it feel like you're sucking a dick?

If I turned up the brightness on my computer screen, does that count as my daily dose of vitamin D?

Why don't porn websites use .cum instead of .com?

How spoons are just little bowls on handles...

Slippers are basically sweat pants for feet.

If I should take up rock climbing because it seems like a large majority of people on OkCupid have pictures of them rock climbing. Like an abnormal amount of people.

Octopus are basically wet spiders.

How there is no reason to why the alphabet is arranged the way it is.

If I punch myself and it hurts, am I too weak or too strong?

How farts are the ghosts of the food we eat.

That it took me 24 years to realize that Saturday has the word "turd" in it.

How big does an island need to be before it's a country?

That ice cubes bathe in their own blood

What do centaurs do with their arms when they run?

It took me 24 years to realize that “be there or be square” is because you’re not a-round

How long does someone have to be dead before it’s considered archeology instead of grave robbing?

Night time me is a strange person.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably playing video games and crying about them on tumblr or staying up all night, drawing and complaining about how fucked up my composition is.

Ideally, I would like to go for karaoke BUT WHO WILL SING DISNEY SONGS WITH ME????
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
>I can name all 722 Pokemon.
>I am not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person.
>I live in constant fear that I will be shit on by a bird. It hasn't happened yet but let's knock on wood...
>I have depression but I'm dealing with it better than I did years ago. I still have off days but the days where I feel like life is worth living for are increasing now. I am a very big supporter of destigmatizing mental illness and I would rather prefer to be honest about this. If this makes you uncomfortable, then we would not be a good match at all.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You can take a lot of trash talking in Mario Kart or Pokemon
-Karaoke is your idea of a good time
-You know great jokes or puns. (Here's one to start off a conversation. "Who is Jay Gatsby's favourite and least favourite superhero?)
-You want to hear me go into an extremely long explanations about magical girls and their symbolism and stories.
-If you think we're Drift Compatible

If you send me a gross message, please watch these informational videos first. ENJOY.
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