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Pugs_Not_Thugs

28 / F / Straight / Single

Oakville, Ontario, Canada

Her Details

Last Online
May 17
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m).
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Cancer and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Other
Income
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Topped up on stellar and looking for some new peeps in the Oakville/Toronto/wherever you are area. I'm a summer baby who loves sporting the sun as my jacket. I'm a wannabe rock star (realistically more like folk rock) - I play guitar (recently picked up the ukulele), love most kinds of music and climbing trees at 2am. If you like wine and being silly we might just get along.

Fun facts:
Ignorance is not bliss. It's ignorance.

Three things that will never go out of style: fitted t-shirts, playing in a band, and being nice to people.

Suggestions: When life knocks you down.....calmly get back up, smile, and very politely say, "You hit like a bitch."

Go outside.

Brotips:
If at first you don't succeed, the clasp is in the front.

Secret talent: I can squeeze the perfect ratio of ketchup to grilled cheese.

Side note: I'm not pleased that I have to mention this, but if you're not taller than 6'0, I probably won't respond. I love heels and rock them often, so I prefer a tall boy to venture out on the town with (blame my parents for the genetics....them, and my heightist outlook).
What I’m doing with my life
Living the shit out of it, sporting sheer shirts and mini dresses, mastering the cup drum (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rONZG-8tmqk)
I’m really good at
Hide-and-seek with my dog
The first things people usually notice about me
Once we get past the "you're tall" thing, probably that I laugh often. Loudly.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - Anything by Chuck Palahniuk, Chuck Klosterman (something about writers named Chuck), Ender's Game (currently reading Ender's Shadow), The Alchemist, Hunger Games trilogy (surprisingly good), Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal (an old fave)

Movies - Wes Anderson anything, Wanderlust, Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, Boondock Saints, The Other Guys, The Usual Suspects, Knocked Up, 50/50, Hook, Momento, Home Alone, Grandma's Boy

Shows - How I Met Your Mother, Archer, Party Down, Frasier, The Challenge, My Drunk Kitchen (youtube series), Mantracker (on my bucketlist to go on it), Happy Endings, Californication, Jeopardy, The League

Also, an avid Leafs fan

Music - Metric, Mumford and Sons, Of Monsters and Men, Weezer, Bob Dylan, The White Stripes/Jack White, Queen, Iron & Wine, The Beatles (obvi), Johnny Cash, WOTE, The Lumineers, Bon Iver, Laura Marling, CCR, Alex Winston, Jon Lajoie (music can also be hilarious) man the list never ends....nor do I ever want it to.....

Food - Avocados and Whiskey
The six things I could never do without
Sunshine
My pug Earl
Being an Aunt
Hilarity
My guitar Bella
Swimmable outdoor water
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Overcoming my stage fright
Why I find Movember so sexy
Men in plaid shirts
Why I keep forgetting to play those games that help improve your memory....
On a typical Friday night I am
drunk. Let's be honest.

Also bugging anyone with an iPhone/android to let me play 4 pics 1 word on it (I'm a BB gal).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I laugh at dead baby jokes. Twisted, I know. Karma doesn't approve.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • For activity partners
You should message me if
you drive a windowless van