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Pukless

36 M Cape Town, South Africa

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:50pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Why should people get to know me??
Thats easy....
1. I cook food (deeeelicious and sometimes even nutricious)
2. I can lift 100 pounds right up over my head (with some effort and audible grunting)
3. I used to run really, really, really fast. (not really)
4. I was awarded the "purple" belt in judo when I was 6 years old (the "purple" belt is like 4 away from the "brown" belt which is one away from "black" belt) so... ya... I was pretty good.
5. I am clever (lecturer, masters degree... cough cough... but totally humble)
6. I am humble (totally)
7. I have rad curly hair (just like that famous sexy guy from Hollywood with curly hair that all the women love. Is there a sexy Hollywood star with curly hair?? There should be!!)
8. I can sing... (renowned for my "hip-hop" tunes and sick lyrics )
9. I am a great kisser (no washing machines)
10. I'd date me if I were a woman (I'm not a woman tho... in case you wondered)

Ten reasons... I could provide more :-)
like eleven reasons...
or twelve...
not thirteen.
What I’m doing with my life
I am a lecturer... I was once voted "Lecturer Extraordinaire" by myself.
I’m really good at
Cooking
Talking
Arguing
Kissing
Cuddling
Dancing
Laughing
Thinking
Singing
Bonking (thoughts on this word?)
Contemplating
Sleeping
Chillaxing
:-)
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair I suppose... Or my eyes... Bulging muscles??
(jokes... muscles carefully hidden by a protective layer of blubber)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:- Hobbit, Flashman, Poisonwood Bible, God Delusion, A Cooks Tour, Blink, The Frailty Myth, Thin Blue, The Three Letter Plague... I am busy reading Sex At Dawn - fascinating
Movies:- Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, The Castle, Withnail and I, Deer Hunter, Taxi Driver...
Music:- Pink Floyd...
Food:- anything :-)
The six things I could never do without
Laughing
Thinking
Talking
Kissing
Bonking (hmmm...)
Eating
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Power
Class
Race
Gender
Pedagogy
Humour
Food
Sex (better?)
On a typical Friday night I am
depends... But trust me, it'll be something befitting a man with bearded face and curled hair.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes I just need a hug and a lap to cry on :-/
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
If you have the capacity for interesting conversations about things that actually matter...