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24 M Hobart, IN

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6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm an aspiring writer, but that doesn't mean all that much. I read a lot. I am passionate about good comedy. I love comic books. I'm a big Nintendo loyalist.

I enjoy taking long walks at night. I also like to make weird noises and stand at awkward angles.

I don't enjoy watching sports and could care less about cars.

I have a visual handicap. My vision is perfect, 20/20, but I lack the ability to visualize things or remember them accurately. For example when I read a book, I do not try to picture the characters. I process the information like I would a textbook. I know that Susan is a tall, Nordic woman with a penchant for wearing scarves, but I don't actually 'see' her.

Despite this handicap I am strongly drawn to illustrated narratives, although I probably enjoy paintings and sculptures less than most. I also don't get much out of most poetry, as it tends to be too focused on visual imagery for my tastes.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to get closer to Chicago! I'm actually really close already, but...
I’m really good at
Writing. Making people laugh. Needlessly over analyzing. Using my suave professional voice to hypnotize you in a manner similar to late night infomercials.
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair. They also tend to assume I'm below drinking age.

The other night at a bar a woman in her 40s attempted to flirt with me. She asked my age. When I responded honestly she said I didn't look any older than her 15 year old son. You may be shocked, but this pick up line did not work on me.

(I have no problems with age differences or someone having kids. Just reverse the genders, keep the statement, and see how creepy that line is.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't understand why more people don't enjoy so-called high and low art equally. I'd go crazy if I couldn't pinball between the two.

I could go on and on about favorites so I'll just list a few.

Books: Kurt Vonnegut, Samuel Beckett, Philip K. Dick, James Joyce, Hunter S. Thompson, Flannery O'Conner, Raymond Carver, Stephen King, Haruki Murakami, Neil Gaiman.

Comics: Sandman, From Hell, Dark Knight Returns, Jimmy Corrigan the Smartest Boy on Earth, Bone, The Goon, American Splendor.

Movies: Brazil, Seven Samurai, Rushmore, The Third Man, The Human Tornado, Plankton, I Married a Strange Person, City of God, Waking Life, Spirited Away, Pi, Godfather.

TV: The Mighty Boosh, Blackadder, Bottom, Monty Python, The Office, Wonder Showzen, Arrested Development, Upright Citizens Brigade, Strangers With Candy, Mr. Show, Sopranos, Mad Men.

Music: Frank Zappa, Cibo Matto, The Pixies, De La Soul, Wu Tang Clan, Black Flag, Flipper, Nick Cave, Cheap Trick, The Clash, Ennio Morricone, Miles Davis, and Bob Dylan.

Foods: I have bad taste in foods although I am doing my best to broaden my palette. I cannot eat anything pasta or noodle related. I mostly like junk and fruits. I could eat chicken every day. Pizza, hamburgers, and other such stuff as that... but I swear I'm eating better these days.
The six things I could never do without
My first answer here for the longest time was a computer. I had to do without one for four years straight and my writing suffered horribly. I spent far less time on time wasting websites, but that doesn't balance it out.

The other five pale in comparison!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Cartoons. Philosophy and how it relates to my actions.
On a typical Friday night I am
I am writing this on a Friday around midnight, so you can tell how exciting my social life is.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't even know why I keep checking this place out.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–50
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
If you enjoy or can even tolerate the Residents.

If you want to watch a television show from start to back. Any of these would do: Sopranos, the Wire, Battlestar Galactica, Twin Peaks, the Shield, Lost, or Mad Men.

I will respond to just about any message I receive. I'm originally from this area and want to meet people outside of the usual high school circle.