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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:10pm
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
Atheism and it’s important
My self-summary
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I'm a punk fan, something of a writer and a feminist. I'm currently trying to find people to random interesting things with. My life has become far too mundane for my tastes. In other words I need someone to play Amy Pond to my 11th Doctor.
What I’m doing with my life
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Living, writing, being an aspiring advice columnist. Attempting to make my life more interesting since it's currently pretty boring.
I’m really good at
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Being your Damon Salvatore, giving advice, I'm not sure when it happened but I am totally that guy that people ask for advice from. I blame all the Savage Love that read/listen to. (If that means nothing to you go listen to the Savage Lovecast at and prepare to have your life changed forever.)
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm pretty short for a guy and depending on what I'm wearing I've been accused of raiding Michael Jackson's wardrobe so I assume I have an odd sense of style. I also apparently look like Paul Dano.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love all things Joss Whedon or Kevin Williamson. Bookwise I alternate between Literature and trashy pulp fiction. These days it's pulp fiction. Currently reading a detective novel written by the guy who wrote Perry Mason. It's much better than the Raymond Burr show.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Critical Thought
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Feminism, Politics, Whether or not morality is relatie. Why is zombie David Anders attractive?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Reading or trolling a bookstore, occasionally seeing live music. I'm a wild and crazy guy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Sometimes I videochat with my brother's dog.
You should message me if
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If you also went to see Mad Max: Fury Road just to upset MRAs.