What's up? Welcome to my little corner of the interweb. Wondering
what you just got yourself into? I like rocking and occasional
partying. I'll admit, I do enjoy a good night in playing some Xbox
or watching a movie, but I do like to get out of the house
regularly. And this damn thing seems to want me to go on and on and
on about myself. What do I look like, some rambling old man? Why,
in my day, these things accepted like 100 words, and that was all
you needed! And you could get a subscription for a month, two rides
on the trolley, a moon pie and STILL get change back for a nickel!
And another thing! Back in 19-Dickety-6(we had to use "Dickety"
because the Kaiser stole our word "twenty". I chased him, but had
to give up after Dickety-three miles)...
Wow. I'm a rambling old man...at dickety nine
I'm a degenerate, am I? Well you, madam, are a festizzio! See? I
can make up words too!
Anyways, I'm a huge Bears and White Sox fan. I watch wayyyyy too
much Family Guy. And I quote Super Troopers quite a bit too. So
I've got quite the sense of humor. In the words of Mel Brooks,
"This thing is friggin' warped! I always get a warped one!"
Question is, can you keep up with it? Can you handle me? Can you
I am crazy, sweet, and fun