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38 Seattle, WA Man


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  • Ages 25–38
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Last online
Today – 5:51am
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from space camp
Entertainment / Media
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Other (Okay)

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My self-summary
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You know how they say that there's never a first chance to make a second impression? Wait, strike that, reverse it.

Yeah, so I'm Punk_Jr. World traveler, Radio Production Director, aspiring voice actor, Amazing Race hopeful and multi-genre geek galore.

I've lived in Seattle for over a decade now. It's the first place that has felt like "home" for me. I grew up as an Air Force brat, moving every three years. I joined the Navy after high school & now continue that tradition by moving within the city every few years.

I love going to see movies, playing Mass Effect, singing karaoke & waiting in line for books or movies to be released.

I am geeky, driven, and content
What I’m doing with my life
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I started out as an intern for the Andy Savage Show back when 96.5 was K-Rock... Now I'm the Imaging & Creative Services Director for 96.5 Jack-FM!

I get to make the station sound great, every day.

I'm very determined to make a living with my voice, and this step is exactly where I want to be. It's so fun to be doing something that I'm really passionate about.

I am a gigantic roller derby fan... I host a weekly podcast where we talk about derby around the world! You can listen to us at!

I love football, and the Seahawks are killing it again this year!

I'm an unabashed geek. I love Star Wars & Pacific Rim. I have a huge passion for movies and love seeing them on the big screen, but I also really enjoy crashing out & playing the 360.

Sci-Fi tends to own me, so I am often found watching Agents of SHIELD, Sherlock, Doctor Who or old episodes of Firefly.

Recently, I have really started to enjoy all of the tabletop games that have exploded. I watch Wil Wheaton's YouTube show TableTop every Thursday & always want to try everything they feature.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Public speaking, whiteboard heckling at roller derby games, keeping my friends out of trouble and being the guy you come to when you need help with anything.

I also make a REALLY good grilled cheese sandwich and amazing Mac and Cheese.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm really tall & I've always got a grin.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - The Count of Monte Cristo, the Jack Reacher books, The Harry Potter Series, anything by Stephen King, James Patterson & the occasional "For Dummies" instructional guide.
I'm currently rereading Ender's Game, the Hunger Games series, the Song of Ice & Fire Series & "Ready, Player One."

Movies - There are SO many... Star Wars, Pacific Rim, Pirates of the Caribbean, the Harry Potter movies, Hunger Games series, Christopher Nolan movies, Donnie Darko & Equilibrium are just a few. I love the standard guy trio: action, mystery & thrillers... Also, the Marvel Cinematic Universe is the best thing in theaters right now. I saw Captain America 2 FIVE times.

Music - If I could only listen to one band for the rest of my life, it would be AC/DC, but since I don't have to worry about that right now, I'll also take a little of the following:

Stevie Wonder, Marilyn Manson, NIN, Duran Duran, INXS, Gwen Stefani, Metallica, The Beatles, Tom Petty & Queen. Working at a radio station is probably the best thing for me, since I can listen to just about anything I want to...

Food - My single favorite food item is a good Mac & Cheese, followed closely by a good spaghetti carbonara. However, since eating the same thing all the time gets REALLY boring, I like to spice it up with anything Italian, a little Mexican, Thai, Chinese, Sushi, and the Burger King Whopper™... *laugh*
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A good library of beats & sound effects for my production work

my Android

my lucky safety-pin

my N7 hoodie

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Pirates. I'm a HUGE pirate fanatic. September 19th is one of my favorite days of the year! I've had recurring dreams about pirates ever since I was in 2nd grade. The dreams themselves are always different, but the one constant is the sails of the pirate ship. Red & white vertical stripes every time.

I really wish there was an In-N-Out in Seattle.

Also, whatever book I'm reading, what movies are coming out this weekend, what will I do this weekend, who I'm going to hang out with, what I need to do at work tomorrow, The usual stuff.

The idea behind "Fuck Yes or No" intrigues me. I love it, because I want that in my life. Not only in my relationships, but in everything, if I can manage.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It's so varied. My friends and I like to go to Bathtub Gin or the Unicorn to drink & hang out, but I'm also always up for a good karaoke night or chilling at home playing video games. If a good movie is opening up, I'm often found waiting in line out at the Cinerama or Boeing IMAX Theater.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I lost my virginity in a tree stand overlooking a field in Germany with hikers walking below us.
You should message me if
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If you think Pirates are better than Ninjas and laugh out loud at Bob's Burgers, Archer or Kyle Kinane you should send me a message, because that would be rad.