My name is Frank and I am a professional wild animal trainer and have also co-produced a couple popular TV shows. That's all you need to know about me right now (although only one of these might be a slight exaggeration!). Unlike many, I don't enjoy long moonlit walks on beaches or hot bubble baths, but I do enjoy working out, hiking, eating, video games, and scary movies. If you can make me laugh, you're the girl for me, and I will for sure reward you with a delicious dinner straight out of my kitchen.
What I’m doing with my life
I went straight out of college and into professional work for a while without a break, but now I'm trying to be more social and enjoy what fun adventures the world has to offer. I have an awesome job in force-free dog training and have also co-produced many TV shows, maybe a few you might have seen!
I’m really good at
--Sucking at sports.
--Making you laugh until I piss my pants...damn, I wrote that wrong.
--Keeping super calm and in-control in life threatening and non-life threatening emergencies (wow, I really learned something lazing around the sunny poolside as head lifeguard in high school and college!).
--Cooking for friends.
--Mario Kart 64.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Battlestar Galactica, Orange Is The New Black, Veep, Silicon Valley, Game Of Thrones, South Park, Workaholics, Dead Like Me, Futurama, British sitcoms like IT Crowd, Red Dwarf, anything Ricky Gervais, Black Books, Spaced.
For music, there is nothing I love more than zoning out to classical, soundtracks, classic rock, and weird Halloween albums on vinyl. Absolutely love it!
The six things I could never do without
--My little fluffy dog and his big attitude. I got him as a companion, so wherever I go, he goes. My buddy and me!
--Goofing off with friends
--Information. Never stop learning!
--Horror movies (because sometimes there's nothing funnier than a stupid, campy, fun film that tries so hard to be scary and serious.)
--Games (both board and video) because they are great ways to interact with people in a competitive or cooperative way. Just a fun activity to do together.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How would I translate that into sign language? I just picked up learning American Sign Language on my own. Having studied Latin, Greek, and Japanese, in college, I might as well start studying another language!
On a typical Friday night I am
Over dinner at home or out, trying to convince my dog to get a job
and chip in on the damn mortgage. . .the little freeloader. . .
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I killed all the dinosaurs!
You should message me if
If you are an adventurous diner and are interested in a Seattle ghost tour, we'll definitely hit it off.