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  • Ages 27–40
  • Near me
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5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
My self-summary
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I left Reno to get away from Lake Tahoe’s Tessie, but since I moved to Seattle over 10 years ago, I have to keep the Sasquatches out of the kitchen!

When I’m not dealing with imposing cryptids, I freelance/contract in television production. I've produced, directed, and scripted on many non-fiction series including Hoarders on A&E, Megastructures on the National Geographic Channel, and Gardening By The Yard on HGTV. I've also worked on award winning infomercials like Brainetics, Space Bags, and zQuiet. In between projects, I am training and socializing puppies and helping rehabilitate fearful, aggressive, and frustrated dogs using completely force-free methods.

When I'm not working, I enjoy sharing equal time being both active and lazy. After reading a good comic, playing a good game, or watching an exciting movie, I go running or to the gym and pretend I'm training to become a super hero!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
--Keeping super calm and in-control in life threatening and non-life threatening emergencies (wow, I really learned something lazing around the sunny poolside as head lifeguard in high school and college!)
--Working my away round the kitchen cooking goodies like medium rare steaks, seafood in a white wine sauce, and low fat pumpkin, squash, or banana breads.
--Managing difficult tasks by breaking them down into smaller and simpler tasks.
--Mario Kart 64. . .and taking breaks from games to go out and do fun stuff with friends
--Taking breaks from the seriousness of life to do some goofy playing or napping with my dog.
--Let's chat if you want to know more!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Battlestar Galactica, Orange Is The New Black, Veep, Silicon Valley, Game Of Thrones, South Park, Workaholics, Dead Like Me, Futurama, British sitcoms like IT Crowd, Red Dwarf, anything Ricky Gervais, Black Books, Spaced.

Do you like scary movies? Classics like Halloween, Texas Chainsaw Massacre (the original still creeps me out), Freaks, The Innocents, Kwaidan, The Legend Of Hellhouse, The Changeling, Evil Dead. Modern horror like Trick ‘r Treat, Shaun of the Dead, Silent Hill, The Conjuring, Insidious. Shitty but fun horror like CHUD, Frogs, Basket Case, Frankenhooker (very classy. . .).

For music, there is nothing I love more than zoning out to classical, soundtracks, classic rock, and weird Halloween albums on vinyl. Absolutely love it!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
--My dog. I got him as a companion, so wherever I go, he goes. My buddy and me!
--Goofing off with friends and definitely crossing the inappropriate line with our conversations.
--Getting a stress reliever with a run or a workout at the gym
--Information. Never stop learning!
--Horror movies because sometimes there's nothing funnier than a comedy than a stupid, campy, fun film that tries so hard to be scary and serious.
--Games (both board and video) because they are great ways to interact with people in a competitive or cooperative way. Just a fun activity to do together.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If I were a superhero or villain, what would be my superpower and what would be my weakness or hindrance. Right now I’m thinking my power would be flight, but I would need to use a tremendous amount of energy to propel myself for any distance and speed, so I would constantly need to be eating. . .constantly.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Over dinner at home or out, trying to convince my dog to get a job and chip in on the damn mortgage. . .the little freeloader. . .
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I killed all the dinosaurs!
You should message me if
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You are comfortable going out on an impromptu adventure on the road, jogging around Greenlake or along the Burke-Gillman Trail, or just kicking it at home laughing at a stupid creature feature while indulging on a fatty pizza on a cold rainy day.

If you are an adventurous diner and are interested in a Seattle ghost tour, we'll definitely hit it off.