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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–55
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Mar 11, 2013
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Christianity and laughing about it
Post grad
Might want kids
My self-summary
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My name is Walter and I am a puppet. I'm writing on behalf of my friend, Tommy. He's my best friend. We do everything together and, as you can see, we're very happy. But I'm worried that Tommy will never settle down and find a girl. All we do is play all day long. But he's twenty eight years old and I know deep down he's got a lot of love to give.
What I’m doing with my life
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What I do is play all day with Tommy. And when I'm not doing that I sit on a shelf. But this isn't about me. It's about Tommy. And what he does is...well, we play games like tag and we tell jokes to each other. But he also plays guitar and is a really good listener. I've told him some pretty deep stuff and he's always been there for me. I know he would be a great catch for any woman.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making Tommy smile. But this isn't about me! Yes, I know he's going to miss me but I've got to move forward. TOMMY is really good at cooking, telling jokes, and doing card tricks.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm a puppet. The first thing people usually notice about Tommy is that he has a puppet. I love him but he needs to get a life.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Book = Benjamin Buttons. Not! What a nightmare!
Movie = The Muppets. Just kidding! I hear that all the time. My favorite movie is Apocalypse now. And Tommy's is The Blind Side.
Show = Saturday Night Live.
Music = Tommy likes popular pop music as well as country music.
Food = Sushi.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
ME! I mean Tommy could never do without me. We're Besties. So we're looking for the perfect woman who will be okay with hanging out with both of us.
Tommy could never do without:
Joke books
Playing cards
His mom
His guitar
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why it's easier to sometimes play with/talk to puppets or friends than it is to women. I know Tommy has so much to give. He just needs to meet the right girl.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sitting on the couch next to Tommy watching a comedy movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You've probably guessed it...this is really Tommy writing this whole post. Not Walter. It's just easier for me to express myself through him. I can't believe I'm admitting this! LOL.
You should message me if
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You're nice woman I can bring home to mom. Who is ready to start a family, as we've already got one kid. Walter isn't going anywhere!