1) Amazing popcorn popper - we're talking 0-5 kernels, max. No burning.
2) Humanely disposes of spiders.
3) Will encourage trying new things.
4) Will often be wrong about decision to try new thing, and will allow self to be subjected to affirmations that I was told so.
5) Big on surprises.*
6) Can talk to animals.**
7) Has all of his teeth.***
*Please disclose heart conditions
**Communication remains unilateral
*** Wisdom included; baby omitted
Requires improvement in:
1) Getting better at losing at board-games.
2) Never losing at board-games.