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31 Columbus, OH Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 30–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 2:51pm
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body type
Full figured
Strictly anything
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Virgo, and it matters a lot
Graduated from university
Strictly monogamous
Has a kid, and wants more
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I'm what you get when you cross a porcupine and a Cinnabon, sweet, prickly goodness. Congratulate me, I've switched to coconut milk and it saddens me that bovine milk is no longer part of my diet. I don't think I'm complicated but others have told me different. I like simple thangs like cracker barrel french toast and yankee candles. When I'm not being basic I enjoy listening to podcasts like Stuff You Should Know and Brilliant Idiots or NPR. I love musical theater and museums and any cultural experiences that can satisfy my curiosity about why we are they way we are.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm relocating back to Columbus after a 2 year stint in Pittsburgh. A lot of crap things happened while I was in Pittsburgh but I really feel that they helped mature me and make me more resilient. I have a new job and I love Columbus. I lived there for 7 years, and only left because I felt like I needed a more urban experience. I will miss very few things here but this is my short list: Liege Waffles from Waffalonia (Doesn't matter they still sell them at the north market right?), living walking distance of downtown, walking to pirate games, Carnegie Museums and of course entering the city through the Fort Pitt Tunnel.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Witty sarcasm and appearing friendlier than I am.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I got more bacon than the pan can handle according to a coworker . I'm good looking either people comment on my hair or my lips. Men and women.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Anything by Sedaris or Augusten Burroughs, Michael Ian Black. Enjoying The Hunger Games, Animal Farm, Beloved. I also like reading NatGeo, Details, Time and the random issue of The Economist.

The Color Purple, Legends of the Fall.

Downton Abbey, History Detectives, Deadwood, Boardwalk Empire, Warrior Graveyard, Real Housewives of Anywhere, My Strange Addiction, Wilfred, Kitchen Nightmares, Sweet Genius, Game of Thrones, Walking Dead, Korean soap operas, Orange is the New Black, Farewell my Concubine, Wentworth.

Prince, Monchy y Alexandra, Gaga, David Bowie, The Cure, Enigma, popular opera, Chi-lites, Stylistics, Ghostface Killah, Wu Tang, Patti Labelle, Big Freedia, old Metallica, Iron Maiden, Depeche Mode, The smiths, Empire of the Sun, Girl
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Cat eye glasses, supplements, good cosmetics, comfy shoes, death stare and a hair tie.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to get you to hire a barbershop quartet to sing for me
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Making dinner for my son and wondering what everyone else is doing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've never been to Canada.
You should message me if
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You enjoy practical, funny women.