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PurpleKoolAidha

32 Columbus, OH Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 30–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 5:09pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, and it matters a lot
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Politics / Government
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
It's my Birthday! I have prominent facial deformities that resulted from muscles in my face not fully developing in a regular manner. There are spaces between the muscles in my cheeks. When I smile my flaws are evident and they are most commonly known as dimples. I'm what you get when you cross a porcupine and a Cinnabon, sweet, prickly goodness. I don't think I'm complicated but others have told me different. I like simple thangs like cracker barrel french toast and yankee candles. When I'm not being basic I enjoy listening to podcasts like Stuff You Should Know and Brilliant Idiots or NPR. I love musical theater and museums and any cultural experiences that can satisfy my curiosity about why we are the way we are.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
enjoying the sunshine and happy hour.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Witty sarcasm and appearing friendlier than I am.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I got more bacon than the pan can handle according to a coworker . I'm good looking either people comment on my complexion or style.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Anything by Sedaris or Augusten Burroughs, Michael Ian Black. Enjoying The Hunger Games, Animal Farm, Beloved. I also like reading NatGeo, Details, Time and the random issue of The Economist.

The Color Purple, Legends of the Fall.

Downton Abbey, History Detectives, Deadwood, Boardwalk Empire, Warrior Graveyard, Real Housewives of Anywhere, My Strange Addiction, Wilfred, Kitchen Nightmares, Sweet Genius, Game of Thrones, Walking Dead, Korean soap operas, Orange is the New Black, Farewell my Concubine, Wentworth.

Prince, Monchy y Alexandra, Gaga, David Bowie, The Cure, Enigma, popular opera, Chi-lites, Stylistics, Ghostface Killah, Wu Tang, Patti Labelle, Big Freedia, old Metallica, Iron Maiden, Depeche Mode, The smiths, Empire of the Sun, Girl
Talk.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My jeep, supplements, good cosmetics, comfy shoes, death stare and a hair tie.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to get you to hire a barbershop quartet to sing for me
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Making dinner for my son and wondering what everyone else is doing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm afraid of the dark.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you aren't creepy and understand that Moscow mules are THE BEST DRINK EVER!!!!