Find better matches with our advanced
26 • Brooklyn, NY • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 18–73
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last online
- Today – 2:33pm
- 6′ 0″ (1.83m)
- Body Type
- Used up
- Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
- Graduated from university
- Doesn’t have kids
- English (Poorly), Russian (Okay), Spanish (Okay)
In previous lives I moonlighted as a semi-professional poker player and consummate evildoer, and also as a literature teacher in Seoul.
Movies - Dark comedies and mind fucks.
Shows - Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, Peep Show, Seinfeld, MasterChef Junior.
Music - Bearded men who sing like castrati, bands named after personified forest creatures, electronic musicians who drum on stage and/or wear masks, classical heavy in harp and celesta, tone poems, deep house, dream pop, lo-fi electro, shoegaze, new wave, and hickish and/or Scandinavian indie folk. Though I only really like Animal Collective and Nicolas Jaar. Glass Animals and Sylvan Esso were my favorite discoveries last year, and Odesza were probably my favorite live act.
Food - Caramel! Caramelized cheese, onions, and mushrooms! Caramelized cream crusts on my crème brûlée!
Brussels sprouts get their own category. There is a reason we trick children into thinking they're gross, and it's pure, unadulterated greed. Though there's a special place in my heart if yours also involves spite or malice.
--Banchan, sour cream, and red sauces
--The smithy of my soul to forge the uncreated conscience of my race
--Snobby and smutty subreddits
--A mouthful of diamonds
--A pocketful of secrets
If fly is still an acceptable adjective, and if not, how to bring it back.
Report this photo
How does this violate our Photo Rules?
You must be in the photo! Full nudity, extreme close ups, pets, cars, baby photos, artwork, images you’ve added yourself to, etc. are not allowed.
Thanks! We'll look into the issue soon.
Flagging inappropriate content keeps OkCupid awesome. You're now eligible to be a flag moderator!
Connect your existing OkCupid account
Restore your account to continue
meeting new people.
Reset your password
We’ll email you a link to reset it.
An email is on its way to .
If you don’t see it, try checking
your Spam folder.