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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 6:58pm
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Other and laughing about it
Dropped out of University
Has kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
In an effort to save time I'm going to be really honest. Probably to honest but fuck it, its late and I'm tired of Netflix.

I'm a somewhat lonely man seeking a somewhat lonely woman to be less lonely together. I haveNetflix. I go out on occasion to shows, comedy events, art gallery openings etc. Yeah artsy stuff. I also watch documentaries and kung fu movies. I don't care about most sports but get engrossed in UFC matches, go figure. It would be nice to have someone to go on dates with, if only so waitstaff in restaurants stopped giving me sad looks. I bartend and yes I have a big boy job too, although I prefer bartending. I hate clubs. I hate drunk ppl too, unless I'm drunk. Then I hate sober people. Fortunately that's not to often. I have a kid. She's awesome and hopefully will grow up to do exactly what she wants, which currently is sleep. She has a mom, and I'm not looking to replace her mother. Depending on relationship length there's a good chance you and kiddo would never meet.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Building for the future I want for me and the shrumpkin. So lots of shitty adult stuff at the moment
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I cook really well. Not like chef level but probably better than your mom. I also make really good drinks. I don't have to be conned into doing either. I love making stuff to put in peoples mouths. I also love a good dirty pun, and jokes in general. I did stand up for a few years along with sketch and improv and still write for a podcast so I'm pretty funny. "He cooks, makes drinks, has a job, and is funny. What's wrong with him?" Well I have a gargantuan dick and I hate to clean. Can't win em all.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The tight smile followed by the snark
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Catch 22
Anthony Bordain No Reservations
Song: My funny valentine - Etta James
Artist: Nina Simone
Genres: Hip-hop, Punk, Jazz, House, Soul, late 80's newwave art/dream goth rock (existed for 30 min in a corner bar in central downtown Newark)
Seafood Alfredo
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My daughter, and then the boring essential stuff we all need for life. Oh yeah and music. Music is huge
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Building a future and all that jazz. Plus butts. I think about butts a lot.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, at a friend's show, or at the quietest bar I can find.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm allergic to dogs and cats. You've got to be fing amazing for me to buy a relationship's worth of zyrtec
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If the idea of a date where we people watch, and eat
a monstrous amount of sushi while drinking wine sounds like your kinda night.

Also if you want to get dangerously close to drunk and debate the best band/album ever.