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26 Pittsburgh, PA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 26
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
When drinking
Other, and laughing about it
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of university
Art / Music / Writing
Has a kid
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a hard working, busy introvert, looking for people to go exploring with. I love to read, quiet bars, trying new food, going to new places. Yes I know what an introvert is. I don't really do clubs or parties with obnoxiously loud music. I like women that do things, artsy things they are passionate about. I'm not looking for someone to complete or someone to complete me. If you like to have fun and like a guy who has their own life hit me up.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a dad. That's my chief motivating factor. I bartend in a ridiculously fancy hotel, will be returning to school in fall, and when the stars align I still do stand up comedy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making fancy cocktails. Pickup lines so purposely bad they're good. Dancing, Improv, home and sketch writing, and that thing I can do with my tongue.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The tight smile followed by the snark
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Catch 22
Anthony Bordain No Reservations
Song: My funny valentine - Etta James
Artist: Nina Simone
Genres: Hip-hop, Punk, Jazz, House, Soul, late 80's newwave art/dream goth rock (existed for 30 min in a corner bar in central downtown Newark)
Seafood Alfredo
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My daughter, and then the boring essential stuff we all need for life
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Building a future and all that jazz. Plus butts. I think about butts a lot.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, at a friend's show, or at the quietest bar I can find.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
There is a section of Cleveland where virtually everyone my age has seen my dick. Yeah I was that kid.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If the idea of a date where we smoke a bowl, people watch, and eat
a monstrous amount of sushi while drinking wine sounds like your kinda night.

Side note: if you're under 21 no matter what OKCupid tells you, we are not compatible. I don't even know where we'd hang out.