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27 Pittsburgh, PA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-99
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 1:37pm
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Average build
Other and laughing about it
Dropped out of University
Has kid(s)
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like getting drunk at art galleries. I think brunch is the pinnacle of western civilization. Kanye West interrupts award shows to talk about me. My testicles are gargantuan and I aint wit that sucka shit.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Hustlin... All day erry day...I bartend
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I cook really well. Not chef level but the chefs I've lived with like it. I also make really tasty cocktails. I don't have to be conned into doing either. I love making stuff to put in peoples mouths. I also love a good dirty pun, and jokes in general. I did stand up for a few years along with sketch and improv and still write for a podcast. "He cooks, makes drinks, has a job, and is funny. What's wrong with him?" Well I have an enormous dick and I hate to clean. Can't win em all.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The tight smile followed by the snark
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Catch 22
Anthony Bordain No Reservations
Song: My funny valentine - Etta James
Artist: Nina Simone
Genres: Hip-hop, Punk, Jazz, House, Soul, late 80's newwave art/dream goth rock (existed for 30 min in a corner bar in central downtown Newark)
Seafood Alfredo
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My daughter, and then the boring essential stuff we all need for life. Oh yeah and music. Music is huge
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Building a future and all that jazz. Plus butts. I think about butts a lot.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, at a friend's show, or a quiet bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm allergic to dogs and cats. If I buy zyrtec to chill with you it's real
You should message me if
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If the idea of hanging out people watching, and eating
a monstrous amount of sushi while drinking wine sounds like your kinda night.

Or if you just want to check out a new restaurant but need someone to go with so the waiter doesn't pity/try to fuck you.