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39 Minneapolis, MN Woman


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Working my soup magic.

I suck at selfies, my camera is crap, and I desperately need to Windex the shit out of my bathroom mirror, but I was feelin' pretty sassy. 8/13/13 (Also a pretty fair representation of my Chronic Bitchface.)

I spilled coffee on it. I spill coffee on everything. This one is old, but I really like it.

Oooooh...filters. Also, none of the dates on these is correct because my camera is a flaming piece of crap that doesn't usually have batteries in it.

I think it was like 5 in the morning, and I couldn't sleep, and Warren Ellis had some "take a picture of yourself RIGHT NOW" thing on his website. So...obligatory bathroom mirror photo.

I have been known to dress up like a preying mantis, and play the accordion (badly -- you can see the googly eyes stuck to the keys in case I got too nervous and forgot a stupid blues progression) for a burlesque show. That was my 15 minutes, I guess.

Old work Xmas party. Drunk and armed, you know, like you do.

And then sometimes I just bust out the 50 gallon Rubbermaid tote of Mad Max. Because really, who DOESN'T want to be the freaking Road Warrior?