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  • Ages 21-28
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5' 10" (1.78m)
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Catholicism but it’s not important
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Heya! My name is Joe. If you were wondering, my username was something I made when I was a kid so I figured I'd just keep it.

I'm very relaxed and personable and I try not to let things stress me out. I have a good, if somewhat demented, sense of humor and love joking around. Although, I do try to be as reliable and helpful as I can.

I'm a gamer and it's my favorite hobby. I also design games in my free time. I'm working on one right now and it will be the BEST...GAME...EVER. I maaay a bit delusional. Whichever.

I was born and grew up in a little town called Millbury, Massachusetts. I moved to North Carolina in 2004 and went to high school there. I graduated in 2011 from ECPI with a BS in Computer Programming. Now I'm here in Virginia Beach after college and I'm good at BSing.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working for the most part. I'm a Database Administrator at Wellpoint, which is a managed care provider. I also do a bit of programming and game development on the side for fun.
I’m really good at
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Making people laugh. I love making jokes and seeing people smile.

Also, commenting on things.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My nose. It always arrives a few seconds before I do. Some people have complimented my eyes too.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: Airplane! is one of my favorite movies. It's one of those movies I go back and watch and it's funny every time. It's a classic.

TV: I don't watch a lot of TV anymore but Family Guy, South Park, and Futurama top my list. I also like Scrubs.

Music: Rock and Metal are my favorite music genres, but I'm good with just about anything besides Rap and Country. Disturbed is my favorite band. I also like Shinedown, Solution .45, Sick Puppies, and Incubus.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Computers - Pretty much everything is on it now. I'd be lost without them.
Games - my main hobby. They are what drove me to do what I do today.
Sleep - it's gotta be my 2nd favorite hobby. Yes, it's a hobby for me. One I never get enough of.
Family - standard answer, I know. But it's the truth.
Direction - I wouldn't know where to go without it. East is my favorite.
Humor - If it wasn't obvious already, I love humor. I try to see a bit of humor in everything, when appropriate. Much less stressful.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I'm often lost in thought about stuff I'm working on, both for work and my hobbies. When it's a tough problem, I go take a shower. I've figured out so many things in the "epiphany shower". It's not on the roof though, sadly.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sometimes I'm out wrecking my friends at pool with the skill and precision of a master. Or I'm cursing at my screen because the program I wrote refuses cooperate! But usually, I'm relaxing at home browsing the web, watching a show, or playing a game.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I still daydream about silly things from time to time. Like I how save everyone in my vicinity of someone came to attack. That kind of thing.
You should message me if
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If you looking for someone who can make you laugh. Someone who you want to share great memories with. Or if you just feel like it.