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Heya! My name is Joe. If you were wondering, my username was
something I made when I was a kid so I figured I'd just keep
I'm very relaxed and personable and I try not to let things stress
me out. I have a good, if somewhat demented, sense of humor and
love joking around. Although, I do try to be as reliable and
helpful as I can.
I'm a gamer and it's my favorite hobby. I also design games in my
free time. I'm working on one right now and it will be the
BEST...GAME...EVER. I maaay a bit delusional. Whichever.
I was born and grew up in a little town called Millbury,
Massachusetts. I moved to North Carolina in 2004 and went to high
school there. I graduated in 2011 from ECPI with a BS in Computer
Programming. Now I'm here in Virginia Beach after college and I'm
good at BSing.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working for the most part. I'm a Database Administrator at
Wellpoint, which is a managed care provider. I also do a bit of
programming and game development on the side for fun.
I’m really good at
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Making people laugh. I love making jokes and seeing people
Also, commenting on things.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My nose. It always arrives a few seconds before I do. Some people
have complimented my eyes too.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: Airplane! is one of my favorite movies. It's one of those
movies I go back and watch and it's funny every time. It's a
TV: I don't watch a lot of TV anymore but Family Guy, South Park,
and Futurama top my list. I also like Scrubs.
Music: Rock and Metal are my favorite music genres, but I'm good
with just about anything besides Rap and Country. Disturbed is my
favorite band. I also like Shinedown, Solution .45, Sick Puppies,
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Computers - Pretty much everything is on it now. I'd be lost
Games - my main hobby. They are what drove me to do what I do
Sleep - it's gotta be my 2nd favorite hobby. Yes, it's a hobby for
me. One I never get enough of.
Family - standard answer, I know. But it's the truth.
Direction - I wouldn't know where to go without it. East is my
Humor - If it wasn't obvious already, I love humor. I try to see a
bit of humor in everything, when appropriate. Much less stressful.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I'm often lost in thought about stuff I'm working on, both for work
and my hobbies. When it's a tough problem, I go take a shower. I've
figured out so many things in the "epiphany shower". It's not on
the roof though, sadly.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sometimes I'm out wrecking my friends at pool with the skill and
precision of a master. Or I'm cursing at my screen because the
program I wrote refuses cooperate! But usually, I'm relaxing at
home browsing the web, watching a show, or playing a game.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I still daydream about silly things from time to time. Like I how
save everyone in my vicinity of someone came to attack. That kind
You should message me if
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