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24 M Virginia Beach, VA

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Last Online
Today – 1:56pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Hey there, I'm Joe! My username has been around awhile and I've never bothered to change it.

Taking things as they come is my modus operandi. I'm a huge gamer; it's my favorite hobby. I also design games in my free time. I'm working on one right now and it will be the GREATEST GAME EVER MADE. Or maybe I'm a bit delusional.

People often tell me I'm very relaxed and personable. I have a good, if somewhat demented, sense of humor and love joking around. Although, I do try to be as reliable and helpful as I can.

I was born in Massachusetts and grew up there. In 2004, I moved to North Carolina during high school, and now I'm here in Virginia Beach. I graduated in 2011 from ECPI with a BS in Computer Programming. I'm also good at BSing.
What I’m doing with my life
Currently a Database Administrator at Wellpoint, a managed care provider. If you don't know what that is, then I do computer stuff at a big healthcare type company. I'm working on my career to expand my future options. I also do some programming and game development on the side as a hobby. I hope to bring many of my ideas to life soon!
I’m really good at
I'm think I'm pretty good at dealing with situations on the fly and changing to accommodate them. Like a short guy at a urinal, I'm always on my toes.

I'm also good with jokes and references. Just avoid the puns, please? Puns are probably the lowest form of joke, though fortunately they aren't it's final form.
The first things people usually notice about me
My nose, without a doubt. It always arrives a few seconds before I do.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Oh, my favorite movie is definitely Airplane! The level of humor in that movie is phenomenal and I didn't even get all the jokes the first time. No, I had to watch it lots of times.

As for TV shows, I don't watch a lot of TV anymore but Family Guy, South Park, and Futurama top my list. Do youtube shows count? If so, then the Game Grumps. Tenouttaten.

Going old school for this one. Super Mario RPG on the SNES is my all time favorite game. It was one of the first games I played as a kid and what really got me into gaming and wanting to develop games.

I rock out and head bang in the car to my favorite music genres \m/. Three guesses as to what they are! Disturbed is my favorite band, though I also like Shinedown, Solution .45, Sick Puppies, and Incubus.
The six things I could never do without
Computers - Man, I keep everything on these nowadays. I'd be totally screwed without them.
Games - my #1 hobby. They are what drove me to do what I do today.
Sleep - it's gotta be my 2nd favorite hobby. Yes, it's a hobby for me. One I never get enough of.
A Mouse - because I am terrible at using the keyboard.
Direction - East is my favorite.
Humor - If it wasn't obvious already, I love humor. I try to see a bit of humor in everything, when appropriate. Much less stressful.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I'm often lost in thought about stuff I'm working on, both for work and my hobbies. When it's a tough problem, I go take a shower. I've figured out so many things in the "epiphany shower". It's not on the roof though, sadly.
On a typical Friday night I am
Sometimes I'm out demolishing my friends at pool with the skill and precision of a master. Or I'm cursing at my screen because the program I wrote refuses cooperate! But usually, I'm relaxing at home browsing the web, watching a show, or playing a game.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I still daydream about things from time to time. Like I how save everyone in my vicinity of someone came to attack. That kind of thing.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you looking for someone who can make you laugh. Someone who you want to share great memories with.