Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I used to be on here for a while, but foolishly deleted my profile,
so now I have to figure out a capsule summary of what I am like all
over again. Lord, do I feel dumb.
How do you describe yourself in a way that's not just a laundry
list of things you like and dislike, and personality traits you
(and probably only you) think you have? I like cats and toilet
paper and I have a tendancy to over-verbalize. See? What good is
I feel like I should add some more words (on the grounds that OKC
tells me I should add some more words) but I am still not at all
sure of what to say. I prefer jeans to shorts and have tan lines
from my sandals, and one time I swam with stingrays in Grand
Cayman. That was really fun.
I am Introverted, Extroverted, and Confused
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm working for the Democrats for the summer, unless something goes
very wrong, so that's fun. I just moved to Amherst, so at the
moment I'm mostly trying to get settled. Other than that, I like to
buy things and sell them for higher prices than those for which I
bought them. I dunno, it's fun to me.
Oh, yeah, and movies, especially old ones, and video games,
especially old ones, and books, especially nerdy ones. Those are
things I do... sort of.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Staying up late, being supportive, and deconstructing things
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
This is incredibly hard to answer, seriously. I have a lot of
traits I like to think are noteworthy, but I have no idea of what
people think when first they see me. I'd actually really like to
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
's non-fiction, Philip
K Dick's books, Ursula LeGuin's books, probably a lot of other
stuff it will later pain me to realize I've forgotten
, 2001, Alien, Stop Making Sense
, all the
Coen brothers movies, and an ungodly number of others
, Arcade Fire, Bob Dylan, Elliott Smith, Talking Heads,
the Who, the Beatles (oh my god! how unique!) etc
I am terrible about food and will probably embarass you if you take
me anywhere that doesn't serve steak and chicken fingers
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My cat, human contact...
I think I've done without most other things that aren't actually
vital to being alive
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How the hell it is people manage to become grownups without hating
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
My weekly schedule isn't predictable enough to answer this question
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I own an Atari Jaguar. I once read most of the Fountainhead. I
spent an entire semester sleeping in an air mattress with a hole in
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
This is probably the single dumbest prompt on here. Also, you know,
friends only, so if you are desperately searching for a guy to
sleep with, may I suggest the dozens and dozens of guys almost
exactly like me.
Who are you looking for?
This helps us know who to show you on OkCupid.