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Pywackit

48 Saint Paul, MN Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Latin (Poorly), Other

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello. I'm a friendly, kind man with a butt load of class. I like stuff you probably like, and I like to share because it feels good and helps to bond ones relationships. So If I loan you a DVD and you don't give it back, I will only slightly be pissed off. Also, I have many good female friends, so I am "girl friendly". I clean-up real well, and I won't embarass you in front of your friends. I like vegetables. No kids, crazy ex-wives or girlfriends. I can make Ramen taste good. You don't know it, but you probably want to date me. We'll see about that. I also have very good dinner manners and eat like a fancy but butch European man. I don't get into fights, and my laugh is absolutly normal for a guy of my size and weight. I am politically progressive, a Night Owl, never met a cheese I didn't like and never wear smelly after shave or cologne. Soap and water, yes, of course. P.S. I just had Del Monte Harvest Spice canned sliced peachs, and I heart them very much now. Don't touch my peaches. Or shake my tree.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I do some writing, video work, prop & costume building. Most importantly, I am trying to enjoy it and not make others miserable. Some people aren't capable of doing either. I try to save dumpster kitties when I see them, but they are always too fast for me. I'm trying to teach myself how to be calm and understanding when waiting in long lines. Getting better.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am really good at not knowing what I am good at. I have been told that I am a good cook, an interesting conversationalist, and a supportive friend. I do know that I am good at hooking-up video and audio components, and guessing the name of the actor doing the voice over in a commercial. How's about that for a useless skill?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I am a rather good looking fellow. And then the fact that I am not wearing any pants. Oh, I get comments of my speaking voice. It's very FM radio because I had a speech impediment when I was young so I had to take a year of special classes. I don't own a cell phone, I don't complain about the noise from my next door neighbors, I know that I have fewer days ahead of me than I do behind. UPDATE: I now have a cell phone. Necessary evil.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I left this one for last, since I could easily make a list of hundreds, if not thousands. So, I will keep it short.
Books: Sarte & Camus, John Douglas, Philip K.Dick, Isaac Asimov, Anthony Burgess, Richard Bach, Stan Lee, Poe, Vowell, Christopher Hitchens.
Movies: Blade Runner, Harold and Maude, The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, Forbidden Planet, Batman:The Dark Knight, Throw Mama from the Train (just checking to see if you're paying attention, bleck) Metropolis, Beneath the Valley of the Ultra-Vixens, Pulp Fiction, Return of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, The Lion in Winter, Fargo, A Clockwork Orange, Lars & the Real Girl, The Notorious Bettie Page.
Shows: Monty Pythons Flying Circus, The Prisoner, 30 Rock, Star Trek, SNL, BSG, MST 3000, Second City TV, Letterman, Daily Show, Rachel Maddow, Family Guy, The Mighty Boosh, documentaries.
Music: Siouxie & the Banshees, The Cure, Joy Division, The English Beat, Madness, The Specials, ABBA, The Who, The Moody Blues, sound effects recordings, classical. Radio K.
Food: My favorite is seafood. Vietnamese, curry, Japanease, ice cream, Orangina, ginger beer.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sleep, fresh air, pets, friends, some truth and music.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Really useless crap. I can obsess about the least little thing sometimes. Like this website. Old toys. Movies, books, comedians, sleep. Boy, I really like sleep.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Writing dirty jokes on Twitter. Eating popcorn. Looking out the window. Drunk dialing. Watching some odd film. Hunting Furbies. Boxing other people's shadows.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I named my security blanket "Fee Fee". Because I liked to feel the silk lining. I planted watermellon seeds in my grandparents front yard, and expected a watermellon tree to grow. (And that was just last week.)
You should message me if
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If you like my profile. You think we have anything in common. You've never done hard time. Your porn industry days are behind you. You don't anthropomorphize god, an buckle up when driving. Also, I am here to meet people in real life.

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