Congratulations! After sifting through profiles and replying to
countless messages, you have finally found the best guy on the
website. Stop all correspondence with other members, and send me a
message letting me know that you've arrived.
Not convinced? Very well, just take a look at the following list of
- Watched the entire Lord of the Rings collector's edition in one
- First man to circumnavigate the globe completely by accident.
- Inventor of the dance known as the "Triumphant Turkey Trot" which
is currently sweeping the nation.
- Presiding champion of Wednesday night beer pong.
- and let us not forget, holder of the world record for farthest
distance driven in a Volkswagen held together primarily with ducked
What I’m doing with my life
I moved to L.A. about 2 years ago from Japan, where I had been
living for three years. I came back with the intention of starting
several companies and that is precisely what I've done. Ask about
them at your own risk, I WILL talk your ear off about them, and
according to my friends, they're not as fascinating as I think they
I’m really good at
-Everything your last boyfriend was really bad at.
-Driving really fast without getting tickets (or killed).
-Instinctively knowing when oven pizza is ready
-Using made up words with enough constabulation on my face to get
away with it.
The first things people usually notice about me
Apparently I look like I am somehow affiliated with the military. I
can assure you that my only connection to guns and combat involves
a Play Station.
Once people get over their suspicions that I may have at some point
killed somebody, they notice that there is a great deal of
happiness under my intimidating scowl.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Way too many of all of these so I will keep it real short and give
you only the top 5 of each, in order from most most favoritest to
least most favoritest.
Books - Through the Looking Glass and What Alice Found There, A
brave new world, The Princess Bride, Still Life with Woodpecker, Me
Movies - The Princess Bride (yes both in books and movies), Super
Troopers, V for Vendetta, Fight Club, Alice in Wonderland (original
Disney, not Tim Burton's over budgeted, self indulgent waste of
Shows - Futurama, Chapelle's Show, Game of Throne's, Walking Dead,
Music - Wax Taylor, Nightmare's on Wax, Led Zeppelin, AC/DC,
Food - Potatoes, Cheese Cake, Green Grapes, Sushi, Pizza
The six things I could never do without
The smell of impending adventure
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If someone were to stumble upon a woodchuck that could in fact
chuck wood, why in the hell would they care how much wood it
managed to chuck?
On a typical Friday night I am
It would be atypical for anything typical to happen to me on a
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Half the time when my friends think I'm singing ironically, I'm
You should message me if
You're not a cotton headed ninny muggins.