QaosTheory
33 Canoga Park, CA
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My self-summary
Congratulations! After sifting through profiles and replying to countless messages, you have finally found the best guy on the website. Stop all correspondence with other members, and send me a message letting me know that you've arrived.

Not convinced? Very well, just take a look at the following list of accomplishments.

- Watched the entire Lord of the Rings collector's edition in one sitting.
- First man to circumnavigate the globe completely by accident. (true story)
- Inventor of the dance known as the "Triumphant Turkey Trot" which is currently sweeping the nation.
- Presiding champion of Wednesday night beer pong.
- and let us not forget, holder of the world record for farthest distance driven in a Volkswagen held together primarily with ducked tape.
What I’m doing with my life
I moved to L.A. about 2 years ago from Japan, where I had been living for three years. I came back with the intention of starting several companies and that is precisely what I've done. Ask about them at your own risk, I WILL talk your ear off about them, and according to my friends, they're not as fascinating as I think they are.
I’m really good at
-Everything your last boyfriend was really bad at.
-Driving really fast without getting tickets (or killed).
-Instinctively knowing when oven pizza is ready
-Using made up words with enough constabulation on my face to get away with it.
The first things people usually notice about me
Apparently I look like I am somehow affiliated with the military. I can assure you that my only connection to guns and combat involves a Play Station.
Once people get over their suspicions that I may have at some point killed somebody, they notice that there is a great deal of happiness under my intimidating scowl.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Way too many of all of these so I will keep it real short and give you only the top 5 of each, in order from most most favoritest to least most favoritest.

Books - Through the Looking Glass and What Alice Found There, A brave new world, The Princess Bride, Still Life with Woodpecker, Me Write Book.

Movies - The Princess Bride (yes both in books and movies), Super Troopers, V for Vendetta, Fight Club, Alice in Wonderland (original Disney, not Tim Burton's over budgeted, self indulgent waste of time.)

Shows - Futurama, Chapelle's Show, Game of Throne's, Walking Dead, SG-U

Music - Wax Taylor, Nightmare's on Wax, Led Zeppelin, AC/DC, RJ/D2

Food - Potatoes, Cheese Cake, Green Grapes, Sushi, Pizza
The six things I could never do without
Passport
Rock Climbing
Computer
Phone
Red Wine
The smell of impending adventure
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If someone were to stumble upon a woodchuck that could in fact chuck wood, why in the hell would they care how much wood it managed to chuck?
On a typical Friday night I am
It would be atypical for anything typical to happen to me on a Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Half the time when my friends think I'm singing ironically, I'm not.
You should message me if
You're not a cotton headed ninny muggins.
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