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QaosTheory

31 M Canoga Park, CA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 9, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Management
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Congratulations! After sifting through profiles and replying to countless messages, you have finally found the best guy on the website. Stop all correspondence with other members, and send me a message letting me know that you've arrived.

Not convinced? Very well, just take a look at the following list of accomplishments.

- Watched the entire Lord of the Rings collector's edition in one sitting.
- First man to circumnavigate the globe completely by accident. (true story)
- Inventor of the dance known as the "Triumphant Turkey Trot" which is currently sweeping the nation.
- Presiding champion of Wednesday night beer pong.
- and let us not forget, holder of the world record for farthest distance driven in a Volkswagen held together primarily with ducked tape.
What I’m doing with my life
I moved to L.A. about 2 years ago from Japan, where I had been living for three years. I came back with the intention of starting several companies and that is precisely what I've done. Ask about them at your own risk, I WILL talk your ear off about them, and according to my friends, they're not as fascinating as I think they are.
I’m really good at
-Everything your last boyfriend was really bad at.
-Driving really fast without getting tickets (or killed).
-Instinctively knowing when oven pizza is ready
-Using made up words with enough constabulation on my face to get away with it.
The first things people usually notice about me
Apparently I look like I am somehow affiliated with the military. I can assure you that my only connection to guns and combat involves a Play Station.
Once people get over their suspicions that I may have at some point killed somebody, they notice that there is a great deal of happiness under my intimidating scowl.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Way too many of all of these so I will keep it real short and give you only the top 5 of each, in order from most most favoritest to least most favoritest.

Books - Through the Looking Glass and What Alice Found There, A brave new world, The Princess Bride, Still Life with Woodpecker, Me Write Book.

Movies - The Princess Bride (yes both in books and movies), Super Troopers, V for Vendetta, Fight Club, Alice in Wonderland (original Disney, not Tim Burton's over budgeted, self indulgent waste of time.)

Shows - Futurama, Chapelle's Show, Game of Throne's, Walking Dead, SG-U

Music - Wax Taylor, Nightmare's on Wax, Led Zeppelin, AC/DC, RJ/D2

Food - Potatoes, Cheese Cake, Green Grapes, Sushi, Pizza
The six things I could never do without
Passport
Rock Climbing
Computer
Phone
Red Wine
The smell of impending adventure
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If someone were to stumble upon a woodchuck that could in fact chuck wood, why in the hell would they care how much wood it managed to chuck?
On a typical Friday night I am
It would be atypical for anything typical to happen to me on a Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Half the time when my friends think I'm singing ironically, I'm not.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're not a cotton headed ninny muggins.