Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
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- Watched the entire Lord of the Rings collector's edition in one
- First man to circumnavigate the globe completely by accident.
- Inventor of the dance known as the "Triumphant Turkey Trot" which
is currently sweeping the nation.
- Presiding champion of Wednesday night beer pong.
- and let us not forget, holder of the world record for farthest
distance driven in a Volkswagen held together primarily with ducked
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I moved to L.A. about 2 years ago from Japan, where I had been
living for three years. I came back with the intention of starting
several companies and that is precisely what I've done. Ask about
them at your own risk, I WILL talk your ear off about them, and
according to my friends, they're not as fascinating as I think they
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Everything your last boyfriend was really bad at.
-Driving really fast without getting tickets (or killed).
-Instinctively knowing when oven pizza is ready
-Using made up words with enough constabulation on my face to get
away with it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Apparently I look like I am somehow affiliated with the military. I
can assure you that my only connection to guns and combat involves
a Play Station.
Once people get over their suspicions that I may have at some point
killed somebody, they notice that there is a great deal of
happiness under my intimidating scowl.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Way too many of all of these so I will keep it real short and give
you only the top 5 of each, in order from most most favoritest to
least most favoritest.
Books - Through the Looking Glass and What Alice Found There, A
brave new world, The Princess Bride, Still Life with Woodpecker, Me
Movies - The Princess Bride (yes both in books and movies), Super
Troopers, V for Vendetta, Fight Club, Alice in Wonderland (original
Disney, not Tim Burton's over budgeted, self indulgent waste of
Shows - Futurama, Chapelle's Show, Game of Throne's, Walking Dead,
Music - Wax Taylor, Nightmare's on Wax, Led Zeppelin, AC/DC,
Food - Potatoes, Cheese Cake, Green Grapes, Sushi, Pizza
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The smell of impending adventure
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If someone were to stumble upon a woodchuck that could in fact
chuck wood, why in the hell would they care how much wood it
managed to chuck?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It would be atypical for anything typical to happen to me on a
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Half the time when my friends think I'm singing ironically, I'm
You should message me if
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