Not convinced? Very well, just take a look at the following list of accomplishments.
- Watched the entire Lord of the Rings collector's edition in one sitting.
- First man to circumnavigate the globe completely by accident. (true story)
- Inventor of the dance known as the "Triumphant Turkey Trot" which is currently sweeping the nation.
- Presiding champion of Wednesday night beer pong.
- and let us not forget, holder of the world record for farthest distance driven in a Volkswagen held together primarily with ducked tape.