Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I do apologize: this is long as hell; but do please read through!
It could be rather entertaining! Probably not, though. So go about
deleting all the "dtf"s/"hay gurl"s/etc. you get shit tons
"Do good; Don't expect a reward."
Massive fence-straddlin' son-of-beetch. I can come across as
apathetic, but really, I just don't care about most things...
I can get spun up about a few things, but overall my biggest issue
is helping out, rooting for, standing next to/with the/an underdog.
I despise authority overstretching itself.
I like to think of myself of as a Renaissance man. I know a little
bit about most things. Like Da Vinci. Except he knew everything
I love science, but I don't know too much about any one field
(except medicine! What whaaat?!). I like the IDEA of religion and
understand why it's around today, but can't get behind practicing
it personally. I think too much about the future of our
species/society/planet(the human aspect, not environmentalism), so
much so that it gets me in the doldrums quite a bit. (Where'll we
be in 200 years? 500? Is any of this worth it? Blah blah...)
I'm not specifically looking for anything in the ways of romance.
If something does spark off with someone: fabulous! If not: at
least I met someone and hopefully made a friend.
I'm viciously loyal, ass-chappingly honest, and can sew like a
motherfucker. Well... I can stick a needle through things. Not very
I can't sew for shit.
Sorry. Honesty... Damn it. Forgot about that. Yeah... Can't sew.
Prrretty good at staplin' though.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently, sitting on my Laurels, which Hardy isn't too pleased
with... Heyoooo! Sorry.
I am medically retired from military service after and a half
years. After such a long time, the separation has been rough, but
I'm figuring stuff out. After a few months of feeling sorry for
myself, I'm ready to get on with it, fight the red tape I need to
get on with school/care/life(thanks, Department of Veterans'
Affairs Benefits branch).
I'm in Oklahoma City now (since June 2013). I'm working on getting
into school. I've found someone in the system willing to help with
my patchy past of school-deployment schedules.
Also, I would like to be a robot.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Active listening. Emergency medicine. Clerical stuff. Mind-reading
(not the crazy kind, just the
I have only failed at filling up ice trays as efficiently as
possible maybe... 22% of the times that I have done so since
learning how to fill up ice trays as efficiently as possible. Fuck
yeah. Ughn; Na NA nana. Or something.
Surprisingly good at impromptu beat-boxin'. If you gots some dope
rhymez, please allow me to lay down some fat beatz for yo' fine
The first things people usually notice about me
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That, my dearest potential internet friend, would be my eyes.
Unless I'm driving. Then, to answer how the "people" may: "How that
asshole drives." I follow all the laws, customs, and courtesies of
the road. Blinker, left-lane-is-for-passing-on-the-highway, make a
turn into the proper lane, et cetera. It's so easy, yet almost no
one can get it right.
Humanity is doomed! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: AMERICAN PIMP
Netflix Queue = stand up comedy, documentaries about anything, and
other things. Things interest me sometimes. No particular genre.
Nobody backs Cody into a corner...with genres.
Books: Anything. I rarely retain any of it though. I've read a
cubed cornucopia of books over the last two years. I feel pretty
dumb when someone else who has read one I have is all "Hey, what
about this 'n' shit about whatever book." And I'm all, "Oh....yeah,
totally shit... n' stuff."
I (have) read a lot of(or all): Philip K. Dick, Chuck Palahniuk,
Ray Bradbury, Isaac Asimov, magazines, video game instruction
manuals, J.C. Penney Big Wish Books.
Music: I listen to it. I've got Sirius/XM and the two channels that
get the most play are 1) RawDog Comedy (stand up: it's the best,
yo!) and 2) First Wave. '70-'80s synth-laden goodness makes me
wanna dance. Not well, but dance I shall!
Food: No real type stands above the rest. As long as it's room
temperature or warmer and I can get my mitts on it to shove it down
my gaping maw, I like it. Typical breakfast items, mostly, though.
I enjoy the stereotypical greasy spoon.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Pants (in most situations)
Hand/s (with opposable thumb/s)
The word "zing"
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The world. Other worlds. Where our species will be long after I'm
dead. Things that shouldn't concern me, but do.
What I can do to help someone who can't fight (not necessarily
physically) for their self.
What I can do to help myself.
How to become a robot.
How to become an underdog defending robot attorney that will always
stick up for those being oppressed!
How much coffee is left in the pot I made two days ago? Pot...
hmm... How will I act if I smoke pot again? It's been forever.
Should I even bother? I should talk to my brothers more....
That last bit is how my brain works. How does my brain work?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Right now: Nothing much.
You should message me if
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To tell me why someone shouldn't message me.
For the fuck of it.
To exchange notes/ideas on how to kick John C. McGinley(Dr. Cox
from Scrubs) in the nards.
You need someone physically intimidated. I'm a huge puss, but I can
look pretty mean when I try.
Your initials are 'CJS.' For some reason I'm always fascinated when
I meet someone with the same initials as mine.
You watch "ghost hunting" shows just because they piss you off that
people actually watch that shit so much they have high enough
ratings that there are so many of them and they all keep getting
renewed. (I, for the sake of our species, hope that the ratings
only come from masochistic skeptics[RAAAWWRR VICIOUS CIRCLE])
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