Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've been a raging loner for the last few years. I was fortunate to
receive an early retirement a couple years ago, but have been
spinning my wheels trying to sort out what life is when one's
chosen career is suddenly yanked out from underneath like a
terrible magician does to place settings. I'm the human equivalent
I have a cat; I just call her cat. She's kind of a jerk. Not that
she is super-attacky, but she whines and moans incessantly and just
wants food and to go out/come in/go out/come in, ad nauseam.
I love movies and Netflix has let me learn to love TV shows again.
I collect toys to keep, trade, sell. I buy phones like crazy to
fix, break, fix again, sell. I want a dog, but that level of
commitment scares me. Not that commitment does, but committing to
something that poops that much that I can't slap a diaper on does.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I dunno. Hopefully I'll get an RV and just go. Go see everything
everyone wants to see that I haven't seen yet. Sleep in a recliner
most of the time? It's pretty comfortable.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my god damned cat that I hate
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Oatmeal cream pies. If jeans or slacks are superior to one
What's going on.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably Netflix. Maybe Amazon Instant Video or HBO Go. Also that
god damned cat.
You should message me if
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You think you'll like my god damned cat more than I do. Want to
drive a super-oldish Dodge. For the shit of it.
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