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33 Oklahoma City, OK Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 5:39pm
White, Other
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I do apologize: this is long as hell; but do please read through! It could be rather entertaining! Probably not, though. So go about deleting all the "dtf"s/"hay gurl"s/etc. you get shit tons of.

"Do good; Don't expect a reward."

Massive fence-straddlin' son-of-beetch. I can come across as apathetic, but really, I just don't care about most things...

I can get spun up about a few things, but overall my biggest issue is helping out, rooting for, standing next to/with the/an underdog. I despise authority overstretching itself.

I like to think of myself of as a Renaissance man. I know a little bit about most things. Like Da Vinci. Except he knew everything about everything....

I love science, but I don't know too much about any one field (except medicine! What whaaat?!). I like the IDEA of religion and understand why it's around today, but can't get behind practicing it personally. I think too much about the future of our species/society/planet(the human aspect, not environmentalism), so much so that it gets me in the doldrums quite a bit. (Where'll we be in 200 years? 500? Is any of this worth it? Blah blah...)

I'm not specifically looking for anything in the ways of romance. If something does spark off with someone: fabulous! If not: at least I met someone and hopefully made a friend.

I'm viciously loyal, ass-chappingly honest, and can sew like a motherfucker. Well... I can stick a needle through things. Not very well.

I can't sew for shit.

Sorry. Honesty... Damn it. Forgot about that. Yeah... Can't sew. Prrretty good at staplin' though.
What I’m doing with my life
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Currently, sitting on my Laurels, which Hardy isn't too pleased with... Heyoooo! Sorry.

I am medically retired from military service after and a half years. After such a long time, the separation has been rough, but I'm figuring stuff out. After a few months of feeling sorry for myself, I'm ready to get on with it, fight the red tape I need to get on with school/care/life(thanks, Department of Veterans' Affairs Benefits branch).

I'm in Oklahoma City now (since June 2013). I'm working on getting into school. I've found someone in the system willing to help with my patchy past of school-deployment schedules.

Also, I would like to be a robot.
I’m really good at
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Active listening. Emergency medicine. Clerical stuff. Mind-reading (not the crazy kind, just the "oh-my-god-that-person-is-totally-thinking-THIS-about-me-right-now kind).

I have only failed at filling up ice trays as efficiently as possible maybe... 22% of the times that I have done so since learning how to fill up ice trays as efficiently as possible. Fuck yeah. Ughn; Na NA nana. Or something.

Surprisingly good at impromptu beat-boxin'. If you gots some dope rhymez, please allow me to lay down some fat beatz for yo' fine ass... milady.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That, my dearest potential internet friend, would be my eyes.

Unless I'm driving. Then, to answer how the "people" may: "How that asshole drives." I follow all the laws, customs, and courtesies of the road. Blinker, left-lane-is-for-passing-on-the-highway, make a turn into the proper lane, et cetera. It's so easy, yet almost no one can get it right.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Netflix Queue = stand up comedy, documentaries about anything, and other things. Things interest me sometimes. No particular genre. Nobody backs Cody into a corner...with genres.

Books: Anything. I rarely retain any of it though. I've read a cubed cornucopia of books over the last two years. I feel pretty dumb when someone else who has read one I have is all "Hey, what about this 'n' shit about whatever book." And I'm all, "Oh....yeah, totally shit... n' stuff."

I (have) read a lot of(or all): Philip K. Dick, Chuck Palahniuk, Ray Bradbury, Isaac Asimov, magazines, video game instruction manuals, J.C. Penney Big Wish Books.

Music: I listen to it. I've got Sirius/XM and the two channels that get the most play are 1) RawDog Comedy (stand up: it's the best, yo!) and 2) First Wave. '70-'80s synth-laden goodness makes me wanna dance. Not well, but dance I shall!

Food: No real type stands above the rest. As long as it's room temperature or warmer and I can get my mitts on it to shove it down my gaping maw, I like it. Typical breakfast items, mostly, though. I enjoy the stereotypical greasy spoon.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Pants (in most situations)
Hand/s (with opposable thumb/s)
Acerbic wit
The word "zing"
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The world. Other worlds. Where our species will be long after I'm dead. Things that shouldn't concern me, but do.

What I can do to help someone who can't fight (not necessarily physically) for their self.

What I can do to help myself.


How to become a robot.

How to become an underdog defending robot attorney that will always stick up for those being oppressed!

How much coffee is left in the pot I made two days ago? Pot... hmm... How will I act if I smoke pot again? It's been forever. Should I even bother? I should talk to my brothers more....

That last bit is how my brain works. How does my brain work?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Right now: Nothing much.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I HATE Zoroastrians
You should message me if
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To tell me why someone shouldn't message me.

For the fuck of it.

To exchange notes/ideas on how to kick John C. McGinley(Dr. Cox from Scrubs) in the nards.

You need someone physically intimidated. I'm a huge puss, but I can look pretty mean when I try.

Your initials are 'CJS.' For some reason I'm always fascinated when I meet someone with the same initials as mine.

You watch "ghost hunting" shows just because they piss you off that people actually watch that shit so much they have high enough ratings that there are so many of them and they all keep getting renewed. (I, for the sake of our species, hope that the ratings only come from masochistic skeptics[RAAAWWRR VICIOUS CIRCLE])