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Qelyn

31 M Gilbert, AZ

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
So if Seth Rogen, Joss Whedon, and Sheamus had a weird three way love child, I'm pretty sure I would be that offspring.

Born and raised in Montana. I actually lived on a farm. We had horses. My best friend in high school had cows and chickens. I bucked bails of hay during the summer. But I dreamed of the big city living.

So, being a pasty white Irish boy, I thought to myself "Hey Dragon (I call my inner monologue Dragon), if there was one place on this planet that is essentially the worst place for someone with your fair skin and propensity for heat stroke to call home, where would that be?" And so Phoenix is where I was off to.

I lived in New Jersey for the last two years, and recently made my return to Phoenix. I like to think I lived out there long enough to get the full East Coast experience, but without turning into a fist pumping toolbag. So at least I got that going for me.

I'm a Star Trek loving, Magic the Gathering playing, Reddit browsing bona fide nerd. Ladies, hold on to your panties obviously.
What I’m doing with my life
Pretending to be an IT Professional.

I also have been hitting the gym. So if you are looking for a gym buddy, hit me up. I could use a good workout partner.

It's a magical world. Let's go exploring.
I’m really good at
Fixing your computer.
Doing foolish things.
Math.
Using proper grammar and spelling in text messages, even while drunk.
According to my friends, looking like Joss Whedon (It's the red beard)
Blushing (hooray for being a pasty white Irish boy).
Being awesome (true story).
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes which are very blue. Also, the fact that I blush and get kind of self-conscious when people actually tell me the first thing they notice about me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read all different styles of books, watch all different genres of movies, listen to all different genres of music, and enjoy all different types of food to list them all. However, I have some general favorites, so here goes:

Books: Anything that, when you finally finish it, you feel almost sad inside because the story is over and you feel like you've now lost some very important people in your life. For example, The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo series, Middlesex, Th1rteen R3asons Why, books like that.

Movies: Stupid comedy movies are always great. Horror movies are awesome as well. Bonus points if it has zombies.

Shows: Star Trek: TNG (Best show ever made), The Newsroom, True Blood, How I Met Your Mother, Glee (yes, I know, it's my guilty pleasure), House (very upset this ended), Law and Order: SVU, Netflix in general.

Music: I've been on a real big ska kick lately. Reel Big Fish, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Less Than Jake, and The Aquabats are dominating my Spotify.

Food: Pretty much anything that's not too spicy, I'm a big wuss like that, although I've been trying to get better at dealing with it. I've recently been loving me some vegetarian food.
The six things I could never do without
1. Earth!
2. Fire!
3. Wind!
4. Water!
5. Heart!
6. TBD...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My brain is constantly going a million miles an hour, so rather than listing a bunch of generic things that everyone else probably thinks about, I give you this:

The silence of being alive
The feel of my breath as it leaves my lungs
The rustle of leaves as they scatter under foot
And a gentle mist that caresses me as I walk
Little moments captured in my minds eye.

A path that leads away
An end you cannot see
I am the white rabbit
I may not lead you to somewhere safe
But I will lead you to somewhere new.
On a typical Friday night I am
O proud left foot, that ventures quick within,
Then soon upon a backward journey lithe.
Anon, once more the gesture, then begin:
Command sinistral pedestal to writhe.
Commence thou then the fervid Hokey-Poke.
A mad gyration, hips in wanton swirl.
To spin! To wilde release from heaven's yoke.
Blessed dervish! Surely canst go, girl.
The Hoke, the poke -- banish now thy doubt.
Verily, I say, 'tis what it's all about.

But in all reality, while I'd love to be doing the Hokey Pokey in a Shakespearean setting, I'm probably off doing something even nerdier than that. Most likely playing Magic the Gathering. That's right, hold on to your panties ladies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was born on a pirate ship off the cost of Peru, where I was given a traditional Aztec upbringing, during which I excelled at arts and sciences. At age seven, my parents both killed each other in a freak fencing accident. I left my tribe for Omaha, where I trained under the legendary Vin Diesel. At age 19, I failed a Fear Factory audition. It was then that I set out for a berry plantation roughly 4 clicks south of Santa Fe, New Mexico. I'm also allergic to most brands of khakis. (I can neither confirm nor deny if any of this is true)

I also have a couple tattoos. One of them is very geeky. It's my favorite.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
If anything I've written made you laugh or smile, you should let me know. It's for science!

You don't take life too seriously and are looking for someone with the same philosophy.

You're looking for a partner-in-crime. Or a nemesis.

You are willing to go with me on an adventure. If it's something I've never done before, even better.

You are a roller derby girl. Yeah, definitely message me if that's the case...

If you feel your awesomeness is going to mesh well with mine.