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32 Tempe, AZ Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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My details

Last online
Jun 30
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
My self-summary
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So if Seth Rogen and Joss Whedon had a weird love child, I'm pretty sure I would be that offspring.

Born and raised in Montana. I actually lived on a farm. We had horses. My best friend in high school had cows and chickens. I bucked bails of hay during the summer. But I dreamed of the big city living.

So, being a pasty white Irish boy, I thought to myself "Hey Dragon (I call my inner monologue Dragon), if there was one city on this planet that is essentially the worst place for someone with your fair skin and propensity for heat stroke to call home, where would that be?" And so Phoenix is where I was off to.

I lived in New Jersey for a couple years, but I've since then made my glorious return to Phoenix (insert rejoicing here). I like to think I lived out there long enough to get the full East Coast experience without abandoning my West Coast mentality. So at least I got that going for me.

I'm a Star Trek loving, Magic the Gathering playing, Reddit browsing bona fide nerd. Ladies, feel free to swoon at your earliest convenience.
What I’m doing with my life
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Pretending to be an IT Professional. In reality I'm a glorified password resetter. I love my job.

I've recently lost a bunch of weight. I need to get some more recent pictures up, but I'm horrible at taking selfies.

It's a magical world. Let's go exploring.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fixing your computer.
Doing foolish things.
Using proper grammar and spelling in text messages, even while drunk.
According to my friends, looking like Joss Whedon.
Growing a pretty decent beard.
Blushing (hooray for being a pasty white Irish boy).
Being awesome (true story).
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes which are very blue. Also, the fact that I blush and get kind of self-conscious when people actually tell me the first thing they notice about me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I read all different styles of books, watch all different genres of movies, listen to all different genres of music, and enjoy all different types of food to list them all. However, I have some general favorites, so here goes:

Books: Anything that, when you finally finish it, you feel almost sad inside because the story is over and you feel like you've now lost some very important people in your life. For example, The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo series, Middlesex, Th1rteen R3asons Why, books like that.

Movies: Stupid comedy movies are always great. Supertroopers is the greatest movie of all time. Horror movies are awesome as well. Bonus points if it has zombies.

Shows: Star Trek: TNG (Best show ever made), The Newsroom, Modern Family, Law and Order: SVU, Netflix in general.

Music: I've been on a real big ska kick lately. Reel Big Fish, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Less Than Jake, and The Aquabats are dominating my Spotify.

Food: Pretty much anything that's not too spicy, I'm a big wuss like that, although I've been trying to get better at dealing with it. I've recently been loving me some vegetarian food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Earth!
2. Fire!
3. Wind!
4. Water!
5. Heart!
6. TBD...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My brain is constantly going a million miles an hour, so rather than listing a bunch of generic things that everyone else probably thinks about, I give you this:

The silence of being alive
The feel of my breath as it leaves my lungs
The rustle of leaves as they scatter under foot
And a gentle mist that caresses me as I walk
Little moments captured in my minds eye.

A path that leads away
An end you cannot see
I am the white rabbit
I may not lead you to somewhere safe
But I will lead you to somewhere new.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
O proud left foot, that ventures quick within,
Then soon upon a backward journey lithe.
Anon, once more the gesture, then begin:
Command sinistral pedestal to writhe.
Commence thou then the fervid Hokey-Poke.
A mad gyration, hips in wanton swirl.
To spin! To wilde release from heaven's yoke.
Blessed dervish! Surely canst go, girl.
The Hoke, the poke -- banish now thy doubt.
Verily, I say, 'tis what it's all about.

But in all reality, while I'd love to be doing the Hokey Pokey in a Shakespearean setting, I'm probably off doing something even nerdier than that. Most likely playing Magic the Gathering cause I'm a BAMF.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I was born on a pirate ship off the cost of Peru, where I was given a traditional Aztec upbringing, during which I excelled at arts and sciences. At age seven, my parents both killed each other in a freak fencing accident. I left my tribe for Omaha, where I trained under the legendary Vin Diesel. At age 19, I failed a Fear Factory audition. It was then that I set out for a berry plantation roughly 4 clicks south of Santa Fe, New Mexico. I'm also allergic to most brands of khakis. (I can neither confirm nor deny if any of this is true)

I also have a couple tattoos. One of them is very geeky. It's my favorite.
You should message me if
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If anything I've written made you laugh or smile, you should let me know. It's for science!

You don't take life too seriously and are looking for someone with the same philosophy.

You're looking for a partner-in-crime. Or a nemesis. Either/or really.

You are willing to go with me on an adventure. If it's something I've never done before, even better.

If you feel your awesomeness is going to mesh well with mine.