TIME-SAVING EFFORT: At this time, I am in a permanent relationship with DrJDX, however, the two of us as a couple enjoy sharing our love and affection with another girl from time to time. If you're interested in being that girl, please continue. If you are not interested, feel free to seek a platonic relationship with me. I like friends.

ANYWAY:
I don't really feel like this is going to describe me at all, but I have this burning urge to take the steps to fill that little "profile completion" bar. The next step is to write at least 500 words in the profile thingy. It makes me miss college (sadface).
SO:
Everyday I'm a little different, just like everyone else. Sometimes I'm profound and sometimes I'm a bit crude. Sometimes I'm good at writing, but more often than not I try and fail. Every now and then I get a little agnostic, and sometimes I doubt the existence of reality as we know it. Usually I'm just jumpy, kind of silly, and a little paranoid. Ooh, that would fit well into the three word "describe yourself" thing that is so annoying to fill out.

DO NOT READ THIS NEXT PART:
It is not necessary, and it is too long and filled with more facts about me than you should probably know right off the bat. It is for me. I have to get my profile completion to 1000 words even though I feel that at that point it is no longer a "self-summary" and in fact a "self-goddamn-essay".
However, this is important to me, so I shall provide a brief history of me in hopes that it will get me to seventy some percent.

In elementary school, I began therapy to cope with my parent's divorce. I did not need it as I was not a fully formed human being and was therefore unphased by this development. I do not miss or remember my father, and therefore consider my step-father (the one who raised me) to be my real dad. I lied a lot as a child, but usually only to other children. I made up elaborate stories about how my life was interesting and strange. In doing so, I developed the fabulous ability to tell stories and make up things on the spot.

In middle school I was rather unattractive and kids made fun of me. I discovered my love of chorus and musical theater, had my first interracial crush, and was put on medication for depression and anxiety, even though I didn't need it.

In high school I acted on my love of chorus and musical theater, and trained to be a performer of classical voice. I joined the drumline and I wish I had joined it sooner or could still perform on one. My love of women became apparent in high school, but my first attempts at relationships with girls left me a little scarred and confused. I denied being attracted to women for quite some time, but admitted that I was an "opportunist".
Side effects of my medication spiraled out of control, and I was put on more medication I didn't need to stabilize it. Soon I lost the ability to act and feel as a real human being and began to suffer from severe memory lapse. I would find out later on that some of my memories were in fact constructed and it would take me a while to find out the truth. I don't remember a great deal of those last two years, but I remember getting the hell out of Dodge. I moved to Jacksonville for college.

I started out at UNF as a classical voice major. I enjoyed it, but was so drugged up I couldn't really hack the whole college thing. That summer I got off the medication with the help of a regular doctor as opposed to a psychologist (no offense, really!) and began to form into my own person for the first time. I realized I couldn't continue my pursuit of a classical voice degree as I had probably shattered all faith any professor had in my dedication and stability.
Not knowing what to do and having fulfilled all but one gen ed class, I took out a loan and went to China with two friends, one of which I was dating and somewhat wary of. When we came back, I declared my major as Anthropology and had a great time. Entering my fifth year of college I lost some of my funding and had to take a break to save up to continue my degree. More on that in the "what I'm doing with my life" section.
After breaking up with the one guy and before the college hiatus, I met DrJDX, fell in love, and got engaged. It's pretty awesome.

Trying to get the money to finish college so that the rest of my money spent will not be in vain. In the meantime I'm working as a cashier and trying desperately to find a different job, although I'm somewhat pessimistic about it. So to spite all the rest of it, I'm trying to enjoy myself and doing a rather good job, I think.

...Well, I'm really bad at telling anyone what I'm really good at unless it's at a job interview.

Apparently that I'm rather "thoughtful looking".

Most books, movies, music, and at least a third of all food. Well come on, do you really want to read all that shite? I certainly don't want to write it.

My brain, vocal cords, computers, cats, affection, knowing how to count.

EVERYTHING. Everything is interesting to me, most things fascinating. It's nearly impossible to bore me and I can talk in-depth about anything if given proper motivation.

If not working? Hanging out with friends and/or my fiancee DrJDX. Usually we are watching movies, smoking hookah, laughing at our own wit and awkward humanity. Sometimes we are dancing, going to the movies or out to eat, or attending some kind of "event".

I'm an open book... I dare anyone to ask me something they think I won't admit to. As long as you're not awful.

You're not awful, or you're not sure if you're awful and you would like to find out.

If you know of a place that might give me a new job.

Having skype is a plus.