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26 Jakarta, Indonesia Woman


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23–32
  • Located anywhere
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My Details

Last Online
Feb 16
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Atheism, and very serious about it
Graduated from university
Banking / Finance
Seeing Someone
Doesn’t have kids
Likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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So most people look for a sense of humour but everyone has a sense of humour...just about different things. So here's a list of what I find funny:

Terry Pratchett
Tim Minchin
Daily Show
Colbert Report
The Oatmeal, xkcd, SMBC....the usual staple
South Park (though there are some pretty slapstick episodes)
Posting links to Grieg's Op.54, No.3 during online debates (if you get this without googling, you're hawt. And if you can play this piece, I'll so buy you a drink)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Back in the financial industry after a brief stint in a tech start up. Turns out I like the crazy hours. What is wrong with me?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
losing kids in museums. Really. No one should trust me with babysitting duties just because I'm female and think kids are cute*. Oh and judging by how good I am and dropping my phone, I probably shouldn't be trusted with carrying babies as well.

* Only up to age 5...afterwards, I'm sure there's tons of good boarding schools out there...
The first things people usually notice about me
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online? Apparently I give the impression that I'm a dude...or a grandma.

As for IRL, apparently I look like I'm incapable of naming my project group 2 Girls 1 Cup. How can you not take advantage of a situation where you're surrounded by people who don't get the reference and they go, "Oh, there's only 2 girls in our group! Great idea!"
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
When I was a kid, I fantasized about living in a library with those Jurassic Park electric fences to keep everyone out. I think that should answer this question...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Unleashing my megalomanic side and declaring myself supreme dictator of a nation. Though of course, like all good dictators, I'll call myself Mother of the Nation or something like that.

I'm still trying to think of what crazy eccentricities I can develop to join the crazy dictators club but I'm afraid various past dictators have beaten me to it. Maybe I'll revive the Sacred Band Theban style, make the Cult of Dionysos an official religion (and ensure everyone gets what he's actually god of correct) and deify my cat after insisting it has been catasterized.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I crashed my car in OC. I've been told that's practically impossible to do, but it's not my fault the curb totally jumped out of nowhere.
You should message me if
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You can do better than a copy pasted message, bothered to check what languages I speak and can give the actual definition of feminism.

I used to ask people to solve for x when (x^2)-1=0, but I just ended up with people messaging me stuff along the lines of, "x=+-1, now boobs." (though they'll usually miss -1)

Not scared yet? Well I'm also a godless heathen feminist who thinks two consenting adults can do whatever they want regardless of gender. This is your cue to run far, far away if you're in any way racist, homophobic or sexist.

No, I don't need more racist, homophobic or sexist friends, I meet enough of them already. Life's too short to waste on painful conversations.

Also, messages about having an Asian fetish are automatically translated to, "I love you like a butt plug."