Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can do better than a copy pasted message, bothered to check
what languages I speak and can give the actual definition of
I used to ask people to solve for x when (x^2)-1=0, but I just
ended up with people messaging me stuff along the lines of, "x=+-1,
now boobs." (though they'll usually miss -1)
Not scared yet? Well I'm also a godless heathen feminist who thinks
two consenting adults can do whatever they want regardless of
gender. This is your cue to run far, far away if you're in any way
racist, homophobic or sexist.
No, I don't need more racist, homophobic or sexist friends, I meet
enough of them already. Life's too short to waste on painful
Also, messages about having an Asian fetish are automatically
translated to, "I love you like a butt plug."