Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So most people look for a sense of humour but everyone has a sense
of humour...just about different things. So here's a list of what I
The Oatmeal, xkcd, SMBC....the usual staple
South Park (though there are some pretty slapstick episodes)
Posting links to Grieg's Op.54, No.3 during online debates (if you
get this without googling, you're hawt. And if you can play this
piece, I'll so buy you a drink)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Back in the financial industry after a brief stint in a tech start
up. Turns out I like the crazy hours. What is wrong with me?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
losing kids in museums. Really. No one should trust me with
babysitting duties just because I'm female and think kids are
cute*. Oh and judging by how good I am and dropping my phone, I
probably shouldn't be trusted with carrying babies as well.
* Only up to age 5...afterwards, I'm sure there's tons of good
boarding schools out there...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
online? Apparently I give the impression that I'm a dude...or a
As for IRL, apparently I look like I'm incapable of naming my
project group 2 Girls 1 Cup. How can you not take advantage of a
situation where you're surrounded by people who don't get the
reference and they go, "Oh, there's only 2 girls in our group!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
When I was a kid, I fantasized about living in a library with those
Jurassic Park electric fences to keep everyone out. I think that
should answer this question...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Unleashing my megalomanic side and declaring myself supreme
dictator of a nation. Though of course, like all good dictators,
I'll call myself Mother of the Nation or something like that.
I'm still trying to think of what crazy eccentricities I can
develop to join the crazy dictators club but I'm afraid various
past dictators have beaten me to it. Maybe I'll revive the Sacred
Band Theban style, make the Cult of Dionysos an official religion
(and ensure everyone gets what he's actually god of correct) and
deify my cat after insisting it has been catasterized.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I crashed my car in OC. I've been told that's practically
impossible to do, but it's not my fault the curb totally jumped out
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can do better than a copy pasted message, bothered to check
what languages I speak and can give the actual definition of
I used to ask people to solve for x when (x^2)-1=0, but I just
ended up with people messaging me stuff along the lines of, "x=+-1,
now boobs." (though they'll usually miss -1)
Not scared yet? Well I'm also a godless heathen feminist who thinks
two consenting adults can do whatever they want regardless of
gender. This is your cue to run far, far away if you're in any way
racist, homophobic or sexist.
No, I don't need more racist, homophobic or sexist friends, I meet
enough of them already. Life's too short to waste on painful
Also, messages about having an Asian fetish are automatically
translated to, "I love you like a butt plug."
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