Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR A ONE NIGHT STAND- KEEP MOVING!!!! You are
not wanted here.
For those that are still reading, good job not being a scumbag! The
'normal' girls appreciate you.
Also, if you're looking to date and have a relationship with
multiple girls, keep moving. I refuse to play second fiddle.
I love to just have fun.Going out, staying in, whatever I do is
always worth a laugh! I'm a very sarcastically sweet person who is
always looking to have fun, and make people laugh and enjoy
I'm giving this one last try, I'm done with the self centered, mind
games playing, cock bags. So if that's what you want to do, keep
moving to the next profile, I can't help you here.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I currently work two jobs that I love, but I want more. My schedule
can be a little crazy sometimes, but I'll always make time for
someone I care about.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
there are things i can not list here, but one day you may be lucky
enough to find out. (get you mind out of the gutter! i'm talking
photo hunt!) lol I also make awesome sangrias and have mastered how
to include bacon in almost everything!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My laugh is known to be heard across bars, and across the beaches
of Barbados! So, my uncontrollable laughter and my eyes are the
usual suspects to be picked up on.
Otherwise, my sarcasm is recognized pretty quickly.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books....the Tao of Pooh, I hope they serve beer in hell, flowers
in the attic, Stephen King stuff, zombie stuff (I have to learn and
prepare!) and others....
Shows.... Family guy, duck dynasty, walking dead, American horror
story, and still love the Simpsons. I'm not home much, but these
can always be watched.
Music... I'll listen to it all! But my heart is with country music.
It's very relaxing after a long day at work.
Movies... Comedies, horrors, psychological thrillers, and just good
entertaining movies with a decent story line.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Wow 6!!! 1. cell phone! 2. my family and friends 3. sarcasm and
laughter 4. snugling 5. My puppy dog 6. Cheese and BACON!!! It's
meat candy. I really could live without most of that, but a hot
shower is soooooo needed!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How warm and cozy my bed is, and how I want to crawl back in it.
And.... When I'll be able to catch up on my DVR'd stuff. And how
come your hair doesn't get shorter? I'll explain at a later date,
there's theory behind this.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
These days it's been a mix of the most random things. Usually, I
can be found either at work, in bed, my backyard with friends or
hitting up a local watering hole with the guys. I don't have
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I sleep with too many pillows!!! and i love gummi candy! hahahaha
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If your a fun, outgoing, educated, sarcastic, guy....please drop me
a line! there aren't enough of you out there!!!!! If your looking
for a 'hit it and quit it' girl, keep moving, your not welcome
here. If you have commitment issues, or don't have 'time' keep
moving, you probably shouldn't be dating.
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