Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm an easygoing person who likes nerdy things and is open to a
I don't take myself seriously; I like television, daydreaming, and
talking about anything. I'm looking for people who think the same
way, because life is too short to be serious all the time and I
want to hear you talk about yourself.
I wrote the following original blurb when I first made this profile
and I love it so it stays but don't be intimidated by it, I never
actually fought a beaver (the cutting up brains was real
Born in an igloo, I struggled to survive in the cold barren
wastelands of Canada for most of my childhood, fighting bravely
with beavers for scraps of meat. Upon discovering a small
schoolhouse on the countryside I absorbed knowledge by devouring
schoolbooks and protractors. Eventually I set out to the city of
Guelph where I spent my time cutting up brains and watching movie
trailers on repeat. Currently I am home again, burying my nose in
novels and cups of tea and dreaming about what to do next.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently going to the dog park a lot and hanging out with good
friends. Watching the playoffs and playing grand theft auto.
I feel like this question expects a lot from me, but I'm at a bit
of a crossroads so I don't have an answer quite yet.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talking in awkward silences, pretending to be classy, getting
really excited about stupid stuff, liking the wrong things,
starting stories and not finishing them
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books are awesome, and I like a lot of them. Harry Potter, Margaret
Atwood, Neil Gaiman, horror, humour, autobiographies, poetry,
science fiction, fantasy.
I worked at a video store (back before they all closed) and to be
all up to date on awesome movies but I've fallen behind. I really
like Cabin in the Woods, the Marvel Universe, The Fall, Moulin
Rouge, Midnight in Paris, In Bruge, Hedwig and the Angry Inch,
I watch a lot of TV shows. My favourites are clever comedies like
Community, Parks and Rec, Archer, and the League; and the
must-watches of course like Orange is the New Black and Game of
thrones. I feel like we're in the middle of a transitory period of
TV, or maybe it's just cause for a while my job was to watch it and
now my job is to play on my phone so I'm falling behind. Who knows,
but I like talking about it.
I'm picky, but flexible. You can apply that to everything else.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sleep, a way to keep in contact with my friends and family, new
things to learn, something to laugh at, a writing tool, another
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future, philosophy, science, science fiction, people, social
justice, the state of the world, time travel, the humour in
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Finally the answer isn't working. Probably something like eating
sushi, hanging out at a bar with good friends, or occasionally
playing GTA or binging TV at home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I will answer anything you ask of me. Be creative.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to.
Really, you should do it.
Who are you looking for?
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